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Rezol
http://i3.minus.com/ibwDWdUzMjWj9j.PNG
Fejerro
#13 I have to go now. My planet needs me.
Lumielles
As a kid I cried after several people died on one of my coasters. I still feel awful when it happens.
diregamer
I am pretty sure this is more normal then the maniacal laughter and pleasant enjoyment then the rest of us get.
HappyEngineer
How did RCT3 manage to completely lose that charm?
BurntRamen
What's the diff?
HappyEngineer
It was a major change, all in (unimpressive) 3D. Chris Sawyer wasn't closely involved and Atari got it wrong. Then RCT4 was a disaster
SnooSnooTrain
Nobody has posted Dunkey's Roller Coater Tycoon video yet? It's hilarious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF9-XOEpFS8
SofaH3ro
Nothing else matters until I have researched steel coasters and power launch. I will build you 10 identical pirate ships to fund it.
CoreDeep
Only 10? I had an entire park filled with swinging ships! When they got old, I merely replaced them. It was my most profitable park ever!
SofaH3ro
The rest of the money went to coaster R&D, and you know... "lake" building... for "swimming"
tarnivore
"Your dick is really good value!"
Kielbosa
"I'll take things I would only hear in my dreams for 400, Alex."
ragingkage
I never did this. I actually tried building a successful park... WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!
DisarmingBaton5
It's ok, you are not alone.
Boredashell
I never played this and as a long time gamer. I am absolutely ashamed at this point.
NakedByTheComputer
Attwarnerm
Plus you all 40 of you cleaners are mowing the grass 6 miles away from the nearest path.
gosee
My brother and I used to do Angry Island. Every person with grumpy thoughts was placed on a square in the middle of a lake and left there.
cinemaislifeandviceversa
I used to do the same but with a ton of benches everywhere. They would punch the anger out of their system. Rehabilitation.
kanped
"invetitably"?
pixelsnader
Difenilety.
Jegudiel
"I WANT TO GET OFF MR BONES WILD RIDE"
ImgurIsComing
No Mr. Bones wild ride? Blasphemy.
donjaime
To be fair, these rides all have ends.
puzzler300
http://formalsweatpants.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/WordLearner_.jpg
NickRivieraMD
I feel like this comic was named before 'office sweat pants' became a thing. Won't be long before formal sweat pants are among us.
puzzler300
I love formal sweatpants. They're amazing.
metalgearsolidv
metalgearsolidv
bonus:
TheImperialF1337
"Just looking at your dick makes me feel sick."
demonato
-My mom, probably.
pookieeatworld
I can't find your dick...
WetPawPrints
I can't stop laughing
ElimTain
It's like my ex-girlfriend all over again!
mavi222
story of my life
idrivealincoln
"Your dick looks too intense for me"
IHeartTrains
"I want to go on something more thrilling than your dick"
Erilis
rofl
youmaysaythatimabeanerbutimnottheonlyjuan
"I want to ride something more intense than your dick"
IMetGodShesBlack
I'll take things my mother says for 300
jumahn
"I want to get off your dick."
mrmcspicy
if i got a nickel everytime i heard that...
kodkilla
I'm just going to assume that each upvote you get is the number of people your dick made sick.
TownsendV228
Or who share his pain :(
Procrastinating4Dayz
I'd have bought one of those penis enlargement devices. Not for me though. For a friend of mine. Because he tells me he hears that often.
itsabeautifulnightforarevolution
Mr Bones Wild Ride never ends.
Khanecz
I want to get off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride
AgentQ72
That was the one I was hoping I'd find on this list too!
baconsmellsreallygood
"The car pool will arrive in an hour"
KaJuN
I want to get off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride
CalmDownItsJustAGiantFlyingSpider
MR BONES SAYS THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
mkyner
'Hedgemaze 1 has broken down'. Classic.
mkyner
I just got the notification that this post has over 10 points.
zackofspades
The moonbounce-type rides breaking down were the best. Guests would just hover in the air till it was fixed.
vaxine19
'Hedgemaze has been renamed Compostmaze'.
HPWombat
Slide 1 has broken down
smeefy
helter skelters controls have broken
Pegussu
I always figured it was more like a landscaping issue than an actual breakdown. Might've been a neat thing to have the handyman "repair" it.
OtherErinFromTheOffice
I always imagined it was just the ticket booth or something. Maybe it's a digital system...or maybe a kid got lost in the void.
SupermassiveZebra
False. You can see in the image that the hedge maze is still open. Also, I always set the inspection to never and it never breaks. It lied!
girafficdesign
Your name is the best
WhyShouldILoveYou
It can't even break down IIRC.
DHR107
Having put hundreds of hours into this: Hedge Mazes and Crooked Houses cannot break down.
CalmDownItsJustAGiantFlyingSpider
i have had several hedge mazes break down.... WHY THOUGH ;-;
phroureo
To be fair, a kid probably pooped in it or something.
jeremywork
You're gonna need to send a mechanic.
zackofspades
This is the time for Death Coasters. Not logic.
ProgMetalMan
The default failure is Safety Cut-Out, so probably a minor fault like that
foremanofgames
the bushes gotta be trimmed at some point.
NativeSheWolf
Someone needs to find a free download or demo of this. MUST. PLAY.
BeeR411
Dirt cheap on steam right now.
LiruJ
I got it cheap on GOG, comes with all the expansions and everything.
thegameball
DO NOT GET THE ANDROID/IPHONE VERSION
feeltheice
Torrents...
nerisean
This is because of this game that I've been caught by my dad, playing on the computer at 3am. I was 12.
pookieeatworld
You're still 12, aren't you? You play this game every night, don't you!? Not because you want to, no. Because you need to.
agreyworld
I used to forget to eat for a few days playing this age 12.
samsonguy920
2> my victory as the sun would be peeking into the window.
samsonguy920
I think there is one game for everyone that destroys sleep. Civilization was mine. There was many times when I would be reviewing >
Counterflux
I fired up Civ 3 a few days ago for nostalgia. I can't stop. Send food please
kk0425
RA2 did it for me. I started having nightmares where apocalypse tanks would run me down.
nerisean
My brother and I took turn in order to play continuously through day and night.
anubisfike
First time my dad played this game he stayed up the entire night. While he was in a clients house, using their computer. Oops?
vlej
what kind of line of work requires a man to spend the whole night at a client's house?
Tonolub
It's certainly necessary for prostitution.
vlej
night? you're thinking very high level escorts here xD
anubisfike
Dad was taking care of a person with down syndrome since his family wasn't able to at the time. Normally he wouldn't stay the night.
rocktrumpet
Transport Tycoon (now available as OpenTTD) was ridiculously addictive. I've wasted years on that, only played Football Manager more.
cinemaislifeandviceversa
Yeah they are honestly two of the best games ever made. Few games, especially management games, have as much depth and longevity.
KrustyPartiallyGelatinatedNonDairyGumBasedBeverage
Football Manager is the reason I didn't get a first.
rocktrumpet
Championship Manager 97/8 is the reason my GCSEs weren't as good as they should've been
maverickquasar
Ibrahima baka-motherfucking-yoko
LiruJ
I played OpenTTD for a while, but it feels like I'm missing something, I only ever get 2 bus designs and sometimes I'll lose designs.
kellovesorangesoda
I miss Roller Coaster Tycoon so damn much!
potatote
I still have it and sometimes play it
kellovesorangesoda
It's so fun when you're stressed and you can kill people, cause that's kinda frowned upon in real life
ToastyMozart
They still sell it on GOG and Steam
patking13
These are funny, but the "next door park" thing always annoys me because there are no neighboring parks in RCT
BlakeyWakeySnakey
Not yet. Roller Coaster Tycoon World has something like that I think. (It has not been released yet).
Kazzack
It's been posted everywhere so much I've actually heard someone on a bus claim that they used to do that
kovski
Why would anyone go on the internet and lie like that.
LickOnTheseNutsAndSuckTheDick
People lie on the internet!? What!?
eronth
ikr? Do any of the games even have an objective like that?
Thelnternet
No
LassKibble
The closest thing I think is that one where your park is on either side of a highway. Like you have two big park sections, but the same park
Thelnternet
Dusty Greens!
mybrothersmario
Ah yes, the tiny 3 square mazes.
Christy0Lynn
A new RCT comes out in January!!! IM SO EXCITED!!! too bad I'm too broke to buy it.
mybrothersmario
Oooooooooooh it's January?! I knew it was early 2015, but I was just taking that as sometime in the first quarter.
Christy0Lynn
Well I heard January at one point, but it does say early 2015.
Mitchz95
Is it available on Mac?
Christy0Lynn
I don't think so, not right away at least.
ColonelPotoo
Jetz72
I just noticed this guy named another one of his rides "Motion Simulator." Also somehow it broke down.
jimmybilly100
I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE
ImabouttogoTRexonthesenuggets
Thats only half of it
Notablawz
70 minutes. 70 FUCKING MINUTES. IN REAL TIME!!!
walterpeck
IDontKnowHowToHuman
I could swear I read that Goosebumps book when I was young...
Erilis
WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM
SpaceSpeed
Hold on, let me get my reading glasses...
ColonelPotoo
Click to zoom, good sir.
maklom
open in a new page
joedohn
Oh, I'll hold your reading glasses.
opcrystal
How is this penis supposed to help me read?
Flamerider
Erilis
I don't remember her in RCT
Some0neSetUpUsTheBomb
Can we focus on that OC in the back of the cart because HOLY SHIT.
ragekritz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6j2MSAsnMs
Some0neSetUpUsTheBomb
So it's not an OC. Great. There's porn of it.
ragekritz
every character is an OC. Some just get sold in products.
IDontKnowHowToHuman
Wow, you're right! She strips fully nude in that video. FULLY nude!
TurboPwnge
Am i the only one here who plays to make a profit in this game?
thisthingsibelieve
My fav thing was to design coasters that fit into a really tiny 3D space but had super high ratings.
Wolfos
Nope, but it gets pretty tedious at times waiting for the scenario to finally end once you've built everything.
HappyEngineer
Oh for a fast forward button
SomeHilariousUsername
or actually designing a nice, fun, and profitable park
YesImProductive
I did. Customer satisfaction was the goal!
only90skidswillgetthis
First time I played this again as an adult recently, I demolished it. Flatlining park rating at 999. It's pretty easy.
allidoiswritewritewrite
Oh it started raining? Umbrellas cost $100 each now!
thisIsTheShortestUsernameEverCreatedInTheHistoryOfTheEarth
I used too. And then I beat the game
AntslnMyEyesJohnson
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/There-Are-Dozens-of-Us-Tobias-Funke-Arrested-Development.gif
Erilis
lol, oh god yes
TheWolfWhoPlaysWithFire
I would wait to my park was really awesome and then charge a quarter for the bathroom
Counterflux
Only a quarter? Casual.
MegaDeuce
I play as Samuel L. Jackson in Unbreakable- if I kill enough people in horrible wrecks, eventually I'll find a guest with superpowers.
baconsmellsreallygood
It is pretty easy to make a profit bc the AI are so predictable.
Thedarkestimeline
Me too, but I am jewish so....
oglehole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF9-XOEpFS8
Rezol
Arid Heights is for screwing around!
lallapalalable
This.
ibearbadnews
That is literally impossible.
Dominian
I just love designing Roller Coasters :D
chestahfieldz
I just get it to where i'll achieve the goal...then I focus on the murder and charging people to go to the bathroom
RX78
Yeah probably.
whatacatch
Not at all, my ex slept in a lot so I spent weekends perfecting the most beautiful park in RCT3, even he was impressed by my masterpiece
samsonguy920
The idea is to make a profit while performing your own hijinks. Who wants to be the good guy corporate overlord?
mindiloohoo
This is how Comcast works.
samsonguy920
Exactly. Why should Comcast hog all the fun?
lolzomg123
Yeah, the cheapest way to do that is to put a "Do not Enter" sign on the exit.
breadstickez
No, I managed my park like an ocd control freak who's family inheritance depended on it. No mercy.
Counterflux
EVERY LAWN SQUARE MUST BE TRIMMED
MasterDefenestrator
Nope. I put bathrooms outside the biggest coaster and charge 10 cents. They'll rake in about $400/day each.
softcheese
I love slowly pushing them all up and the people get maddd
annabelpoe
Make drinks free and charge $15 for the bathrooms, $$$$$
thisthingsibelieve
Agreed. Ten cents was the money spot
toastlover9
Charge $20 for umbrellas as soon as it starts raining. Supply and demand
MidnyteStar
Only 10 cents? Casual.
MasterDefenestrator
Any more and I found they'd puke on the ground to avoid it.
whattasteslikepurple
More than that and no one will use them.
Counterflux
I find that the max is 50 cents.
whattasteslikepurple
I always made them free and made everything else more expensive.
ionlyspeakthetruth
well you gotta unlock the parks first. then it's murder o'clock
Erilis
DrBobKelsoNineInches
Murder o'clock is a horror movie I'd watch.
launchingships
This made me laugh stupidly hard and spit Gardetto's out of my mouth
akain
Same. Except mine was an oreo.
HPWombat
Absolutely not. Who has time for shenanigans when there is a goal to be met in a limited amount of time!??!
weaselbee
FRIENDS!
KV55
Type A people unite!
cinnamonster
"Limited". If only you could finish when the goal was met, the game would be a lot less tedious. That said, it wasn't tedious.
HappyEngineer
I'd get all the paths and scenery looking just right while the time ran down. You could have framed that shit.
HicJacetMelilla
[hires 30 landscapers and 25 janitors] Everybody needs to be cleaning or mowing! Not a single tufty grass square!!!
armyofdildos
I need to play this now
comradetailsfox
yes
Thorhees
The fact that you haven't before makes me sad. This was a huge part of my sensitivity training as a child.
armyofdildos
*now again because it's been years. Better?
ShannonTheSnakeLady
seriously
BurntRamen
Me too, never played before. I hope in the future there's a multiplayer version where you get to ride other's parks w/ an Oculus Rift.
mybrothersmario
Not with a rift I don't think, but World is going to have the multiplayer part, and a good way even!
Frostkyte
I just might do that. I have RCT3 Platinum box set upstairs. Also, HA! You're gonna get excited at the notification. On an old comment.
gingersnap1316
I have a Mac is there any way for me to play again? I recently found all of my tycoon games and none work on my laptop :,(
BurntRamen
Me too. Dual Boot? VM Ware Player? Virtual Box?
AdamantOcelot
Wine works on Macs; it plays RCT pretty well if I remember correctly.
TownsendV228
TIL wine works on Macs and plays RCT well.
SupImK
http://store.steampowered.com/search/?snr=1_4_4__12&term=roller+coaster less that 12$ for 3 versions of this series i already threw my money
FirefighterCaboose
Anddddd purchased. Thanks!
philgood222
letsbebadguys
You are my hero.
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
it's like $10. That's a really good deal!
SteakBakeforPM
Thanks for the link! Currently downloading RCT 3 right now :D
Counterflux
3 was shit, I'm afraid. But 1 was great and 2 was gold.
ProgMetalMan
The first 2 are miles better
mybrothersmario
And world is coming early 2015, it sounds amazing! (Keep in mind the teaser is very early, and was renered shortly before release)
SteakBakeforPM
I really liked the 3rd one! However there is nothing better than the first 2. That's some deep nostalgia right there
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
or GOG.com to have a version that'll work better
Mokoni
that one is more expensive.
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
More expensive but 1) DRM Free 2) any bugs left over would have been fixed by CDProjekt (The Wither devs who own and operate GOG)
ozzyausto
I played Zoo Tycoon so I could watch dinosaurs eat guests.
everyonesFavoriteNazi
did you ever play the dino scientist hunt game? 400 T-rexs, 20 scientists, 2 choppers.
kadancelunacy
I used to put two of every animal in the same cage and make them all fight to the death to see who was the strongest.
CaptSlowShow
I always dropped guests in the tanks with the orcas. Always.
eggmuffin
For a better time try Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis.
Kinderschlager
i miss that game :(
thatmeddlingkid
One time I got in trouble with my parents because the screams of terror were too loud.
IfIWereAPickleWhoWouldIBe
Zoo Tycoon was my fucking jam.
Kircala
there's a zoo tycoon type game on steam that is part of some other simulator games on humblebundle.com/weekly this week $1 well spent
CaptainofAutumn
YES,I remember doing that,breeding a shit ton of T-Rex's and blocking the entrance
Aimanfire
i had wars with gorillas and tigers in zoo tycoon 2
HPWombat
Orca 167 is not happy
CalmDownItsJustAGiantFlyingSpider
have a friend then.
jumpfight5
Refrence game strong
SupermassiveZebra
Well life just isn't fucking fair is it humpback whale 237
StackedInaTuxedo
I got that reference
msa011
Ssssssssick reference
Thepotatoknight
Penguin 886 is feeling depressed
WhiteWolfSix
That's currently my background.
WhiteWolfSix
One of them. They rotate.
CalmDownItsJustAGiantFlyingSpider
send me your backgrounds i want tehm
kellybot
I used to put every single animal in one enclosure to see who would survive. It was always the T-rex (obvi) and one flamingo.
Squirrel09
Jurassic Park Operation Genesis. Play it my friend
Lemuraben
Fuck tornadoes, man. Just fuck'em. Killed so many dinosaurs :(
andysniper
jesus, i used to love that game. so many dinosaur-based murderous memories.
GeVogHaj
I checked to see if anyone has mentioned this. +1
LondonerBoy
I am genuinely upset I have never heard about this game before.
Max1mu5
This was the game for that, Step 1:Make raptor superpack Step 2: Delete Fencehttp://media.moddb.com/images/games/1/13/12218/jpog_box.jpg
derpbread
You forgot step 3: Zoom in on raptor chasing and leaping onto human while cackling with laughter
flippiefloppies
God yes! Making all sorts of dinos on a huge island, but with 2 or 3 packs of raptors then watching to see which does best. brb reinstalling
RussianSexGeckosDieInOrbit
Operation Genesis is one of my favorite games of all time!
TotallyNotJaimieLannister
Instructions unclear, made superpac, now President of the USA
TheDarkLordOfTrees
I still have this game. It needs a sequel with more dinosaurs STAT. Also the detail in this game was amazing, ywith the driving tour rides
DudeWithCrazyHat
I LOVE THIS GAME
NonExistingName
this looks amazing, yet this is the first time i've heard of it. Because im a lazy shit, would you mind linking me some good gameplay?
Max1mu5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-bkixbi6qQ
utterlybetwixt
The game is amazing. However, apparently is rare and is now insanely expensive. At least on PC.
ThomKlanc
There are *ahem* ways. I just found it.
utterlybetwixt
...Oh, yeah. That. I just made my sister get it for me for Christmas last year. :P
MmmmBaconFetus
I still have the combo game with the marine life, dinosaurs, and regular animals. I love the hilarious deaths you can put them all through..
1AMTHEBATMAN
Fun Fact: The penguins also ate the guests...and other animals. I saw a penguin eat a lion
hamsto24
I had mad respect for them the day I dropped a gorilla into the penguin cage and it disappeared.
KeepOnTolkien
Now that's a zoo I would visit.
dexvd
Zoo Tycoon? Y'all remember Dinosaur Tycoon? That was one of my first computer games
thenonworkinglight
Holy Crap I just got transported back to 1999
dexvd
ha more like 93 bruh
Catumi
My first Dinosaur game: http://imgur.com/Zx2S32p
BoxesofFoxes
I always squashed the flies that landed on the menu.
duckduckslap
damn, that just brought me back
KyleWStacey
Its sad that i tried to look for this game but couldnt find it anywhere to download to replay it.
brrota
Steam
saywhatiwant
I already paid for it before though I don't want to pay for it =(
KyleWStacey
lol
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
I don't think it's there. My bf tried to find it there for me.
brrota
http://store.steampowered.com/app/2700/
IamtheGreatQueenSnugglewombs
Did you know, you could get unicorns in this game? I cheated the fuck out of this game.
TrijezniMujo
You could also get giant crocodiles and mermaids.
lecatsmeow
and mermaids!!
brrota
whaaaaaaaaat
FiendishDoctorWu
Unicorns also in mythology cant be captured i believe so the fuckers get loose all the time
brrota
That's pretty awesome
ConstantHope
You can also get mermaids! Just put a mermaid statue in a tank :) I forget the cheat for unicorns but its not really worth it their dull :/
rycbar123
You have to name an enclosure Xanadu for unicorns! Personally I loved them
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
Yooo I still have this game and now I must try this. If it was a lie I'm gunna be so upset, I have to install it on my computer for this
sheissmall
Welp. I really wish I still had the games.
ConstantHope
Pretty sure steam has it?
IamtheGreatQueenSnugglewombs
I need to play this game again
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
I used to really love that game. Of course I killed my guests a lot, but I also had serious zoos where stuff went right. Also unicorns.
IamtheGreatQueenSnugglewombs
Serious zoo's with unicorns. I love your style.
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
hell yeah! I think when I figured out the mermaid thing, I had a tank of like 500 of them, but they all got angry and I had to sell them off
IamtheGreatQueenSnugglewombs
Wait! Mermaids? I didnt know that...