MRW the cop asks "Didn't you see me shooting radar back there?"
Quarantine gives us a 32.33 (repeating, of course) percentage of survival
My dinner was awkward to order...
Airport unsafe, do not land.
Halo Outpost Discovery: Chicago
Views from the office
Doors and corners, kid
The fries? Wipe them out. All of them.
A friendly reminder
Proofreading is important
My 13th. Sorry Apollo.
Toughen up, buttercup
Ol' Musky meeting with NASA after landing rocket boosters back on their home turf
Anderson 2016
Brutal. Savage. Rekt.
Ho ho go away!
Patriots fans be like
Sweet thrift store find
My mayo expires on Cinco de Mayo
Bringing in the big, er, slingshots
MRW someone suggests I take the bus
Welcome to McDonald's. Eat your shit and get out.
Dale Earnhardt Jr's Planes
MRW people ask me which team I'm on
Silver linings I suppose
Maybe it's another drill?
Bikini weather
My world is crumbling
Yay me?
Star Wars: The Comedy
4xFriday
Best. Day. Ever!
Good to see your mom's business is doing well
Won't Jew be mein Valentine?
My thoughts on the debate
Pop quiz, hotshot
MRW seeing the front page today
Logging into Imgur today
Happy Twerky Day everyone!
MRW I open iTunes and it doesn't have to update first
Is this how I sera please?
I see your crushed bottle and raise you an airborne Doritos bag
Best. Haircut. Ever.
This is the last time I rent a plane from the New England Patriots
MRW I join a server late and get put on the losing team