I saw a red door
My 13th. Sorry Apollo.
Maybe it's another drill?
Doors and corners, kid
Ho ho go away!
Silver linings I suppose
Halo Outpost Discovery: Chicago
Brutal. Savage. Rekt.
Proofreading is important
Toughen up, buttercup
MRW people ask me which team I'm on
Ol' Musky meeting with NASA after landing rocket boosters back on their home turf
MRW the cop asks "Didn't you see me shooting radar back there?"
Won't Jew be mein Valentine?
Views from the office
My mayo expires on Cinco de Mayo
Patriots fans be like
A friendly reminder
Quarantine gives us a 32.33 (repeating, of course) percentage of survival
Yay me?
I see your crushed bottle and raise you an airborne Doritos bag
Welcome to McDonald's. Eat your shit and get out.
My world is crumbling
Bringing in the big, er, slingshots
My dinner was awkward to order...
The fries? Wipe them out. All of them.
4xFriday
Logging into Imgur today
Best. Haircut. Ever.
This is the last time I rent a plane from the New England Patriots
MRW someone suggests I take the bus
Anderson 2016
Is this how I sera please?
Good to see your mom's business is doing well
Sweet thrift store find
Bikini weather
My thoughts on the debate
Best. Day. Ever!
Star Wars: The Comedy
MRW I open iTunes and it doesn't have to update first
Pop quiz, hotshot
MRW I join a server late and get put on the losing team
Airport unsafe, do not land.
Happy Twerky Day everyone!
Spring is here. Be safe out there fellow motorcyclers!