clever girl...
Mrw my dog is scared of her own shadow and growls at me when I get home.
Car I was behind on the way home
A useful life lesson
Playing Cards Against Humanity with us!
MRW I over hear a girl talking shit behind my back at a Halloween party
It's exactly what it looks like.
Lotion of emotion
Seems pretty accurate to me.
While iPhone got a new imgur app, I'm just sitting here on my android like
Of course. It's so obvious!
Hobbes is my spirit animal
This has been bothering me since I joined
I've been stuck saying this all day
There needs to be a word for wanting to cuddle something really hard but you don't because that would kill it.
I got the Authentic Weather App
Tennessee mom outraged over school busses having "satanic" pentagram shaped brake lights.
I'm going to hell
Clever
Pointless
Slow poke found a new bro.
Gotta go fast
One can only hope that history will repeat itself
Now they call it a pizza hut
The flag means it's ours!
So I was trying to repair my HDD by creating a bootable utility disk. I was frantically looking for a CD when I got this error.
I couldn't find this online so I made it myself. For those REALLY awkward moments.
Imgur broke in a new way for me
Now they call it a pizza hut
Everyone has been talking about the guy who is beyond done. No one has mentioned this other guy who is sitting next to this woman who just looks at her slackjawed the whole time she's talking
That's a long time to be laughing
Statistically, you have a 1 in 4 chance that girl you're giving a shoulder ride to is on her period.
That's why I drink every day.
I would never spill my beer on the dance floor again!
I didn't know was a 'cakeday' was my first time around. Time to celebrate my 2nd cakeday properly!
And a sibling
"When you say you aint mad and they keep askin why you mad."
I feel as if this is the case more often than naught