Cissilent
662449
13861
295
Killing a friend
No homo
Whatcha looking at mario
me irl
Now you're breathing manually
Embarrassing
Is block lettering for block heads then?
Dating is scary
What I feel like when the picture doesn't load.
And I checked to make sure...
Bagged milk
The joys of working at Amazon
Onety one
Happy giraffe
You took the wrong jacket
Peeled lemon
Bechhofer
Concerning the excel one, let's take a moment to think of the critical update notification tool.
Flyith2
I am lorde ya ya ya
CarrierHasArrived725
Penis flip bro?
DragonLordG
I know how big that pool is.
muhvitus
i always die when i read that "Yours had an avocado in the pocket, which i'm assuming is equally important."
HoldMyBeerIGotThis
Last time, a good comment was: "Tbh, the big, black dildo will make someone squeal as well."
youCanHaveMyUsernameIfYouWant
Woof
Sitali
Upvote
cheeseywiz98
If I had a nickle for every Tumblr post that had the "homiecide" one it it....I would be able to buy a candy bar.
Commanderwho
Well that was a very reasonable estimation of an often exaggerated variable.
Melane
If I had a nickel for every post I've seen with the phrase "did you just," I could buy a lotta stuff. Now to find someway to collect my $$..
Baoaimin
buttshredder
Tumblr: Semi-clever jokes completely ruined by masturbatory self-congratulation.
KevinW42
Sounds a lot like Imgur.
AppleOfClowns
DonQuixoteDonFlamingo
Ah yes, I do enjoy eating wine
TheRedOnesTasteLikeBurning
Eating shit with your fingers is uncivilized.
ACornyCleverOriginalUsernameNotTaken
As an avocado, MRW I read avocados are as important as keys http://imgur.com/3mE7GmF
uchronia
fatefulcouch.png:
. Seriously, I've been to this place. It has one couch and ~8 coathooks in back. That it.
mobiusplane
I applaud you if you created that just for your reply. *applaud*
pulptruth
I had to google a photo of a bunny after #15 for reassurance
AllistairMoody
I actually knew that bananas float, thanks to Life of Pi. Just thought you all should know
zackofspades
Does Lorde's hair have its own fan club? Asking for a friend.
Desallia
yes.
zackofspades
I just Googled and failed to find it. Why Internet? Why?
dudezelda
I count onety one eggs.
Pandavocat
I didn't understand the one about eggs... Someone ?
VelvetSin
Menstruation occurs after the egg leaves your body. Hence why my boyfriend celebrates the monthly confirmation of not-pregnant status -_-
Luprand
I only counted onety.
gothaminvader93
but serioisly, wtf is bagged water
chaxxxx
Usually 500ml of purified water sealed in plastic that won't pop easily. They come in a bigger bag of 30, I think, though that may vary.
Dogeylookinglass
I will never understand the use of hashtags within tumblr
22Below
The hashtags come from writing in the tags of a post. Many users write comments there instead as it's more subtle and won't get reblogged
ThatJerkYouKnow
"But BUZZ! You're just a horny woman's play thing!" "What do you know, WOODY, you don't even use batteries!" ~Sex Toy Story probably
NonExistingName
I admit without shame:
I don't get it
arogers1022
It's a penis joke
ThereWasNoMovieMadeFromOurShow
Microsoft excels at penis but they don't want that to be public so they sent in x to kill the e to cover everything up.
liamrogers
Are you foreal? Penis?
Bleepitybleep
Pxnis vs penis
katieb420
It's ok it took me a long time to figure it out too.
yourmomsmomismymom
If the Excel icon had an E the top five icons would say PENIS
frankielefox
If it was an "E" for Excel, the top line would spell penis.
irkaninvaderscooch
Penis flip bro o
smoothymcmellow
Brb going to tell my French wife that from the moment I met her I knew it was coup de foutre
alsotinybutdangerous
thats a bold strategy, cotton.
smoothymcmellow
Her reply was what?!?! I explained and apparently Google translate is wrong and it doesn't work
TheKittyCatMan
Perchu = moreos. Anyone remember that?
TheWayADrillWorks
Peppridge Farm remembers
MexicaninQatar
I can't get that stupid song out of my head!!!
YourMotherApproves
JustALiar
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world, life in plastic is fantastic...
MadRae
MexicaninQatar
It's fantastic!
tryptophanisyummy
i'm a canadian, and i drink bagged milk.
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tryptophanisyummy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_bag idk if they're really pros. but it's been going for a loooong time, and is the norm i guess.
Katheebs
I'm an american and I drink bagged milk. Well.... I'm Minnesotan, so I guess we're a little canadian?
sidfromtoystory
i'll never stop finding this weird
TheShredDoctor
I'm a Canadian, and I've never even seen bagged milk. Is it an Ontario thing?
tryptophanisyummy
it's definitely ontario, and i think quebec? i don't think it's a west coast thing.
TheShredDoctor
I live in Alberta, and have family in BC. Deffinitely not a west coast thing.
kumikaze33
I'm a Wisconsinite, and I drink bagged milk.
FuzzyMonkeys
Me too and I don't.
kikiklas
I'm a Canadian and I used to drink bagged milk, but you can't get it here anymore. :(
tryptophanisyummy
it's definitely an ontario thing bc the dairy farmers really like it. i think. i need to do some googling hahah
AdvantageMe
I'm an American and quit drinking milk from cows 4 years ago and no longer have spring allergies.
IveBeenToGroningen
You obviously don't capitalize your "I"s though
tryptophanisyummy
trololol.
frostedbutler
Do you dump the milk into a container?
tryptophanisyummy
nope! there's a jug made in that size that holds it. you only snip off a corner to open it :)
frostedbutler
Ah, I see. If I do some traveling, I'll be prepared!
frostedbutler
Ah. Thanks. If I do any traveling and buy milk, I'll be prepared!
Surrealle
A. Pumice doesn't float in alcohol? 2. I'd be pissed if my teacher put everyone else's cooties in my water bottle
CapableTrash
The vapor from the alchohol could have ignited a little bit. And alchohol is less dense than water. So no
ItsJustRocketScience
You used A. then 2. Pick a fucking medium
Surrealle
It was deliberate. Respect my right to waffle!
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Surrealle
It was deliberate, I was just being silly
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Surrealle
No worries, I know imgurians love to nit-pick. Btw, what's gn?
NotAKorean
Why not B) ?
MyUsernameSucks1324
Why not Zoidberg?
gregpf
iii. your typical 80proof spirit won't ignite, so that high schooler must have been sneaking in some pretty rough stuff
Valkyr1987
Everclear was very popular when I was in highschool. Burns like rubbing alcohol
sinbios
Wha? 40% alcohol burns. It wouldn't explode though.
gregpf
the lesson on pumice or buoyancy 3/3
gregpf
yes it would burn, but for it to ignite simply by dropping in a match means the alcohol would have to be significantly above room temp. But
gregpf
this is tumblr, so i'm sure it went up in a fiery blaze and the whole class roared in laughter and then Ms. Frizzle continued
Sugabus
Above ground radish:
Denvercoder09
I found the perfect loop so I'm finally going outside....
sirelurksalot
This loop is more perfect than drawing a circle on Photoshop while holding the shift key.
j0ksta
That's a turnip though.
InanityWolf
AN above ground radish, that "a" hurt my eyes.
murderhobbit
TRUE HERO TOAD
Aimanfire
mlg toad-turnip skills
theonlyconsistantthinginlifeisitsinconsistancy
Reminds me of a Liltie...complete with aggressive firepower! (FFCC)
Deezius
Gods, I really want a true sequel to that on consoles. I play it pretty often with my nephew still. 1/2
Deezius
We play it through the Wii, with one GBA connected to it, and the GCube on a small tv with the GBA adapter for the other player, lol 2/2
kennethbledsoe
You don't see too many FFCC references in the world, so you get my upvote.
theonlyconsistantthinginlifeisitsinconsistancy
Why thank you good sir!
kingcanofcorn
DOUBLE KILL
Deezius
*Boom boom tss, boom boom tss* Buddy you're a boy, make a big noise Playin' in the street, gonna be a big man some day
HappinessIsaColdPint
I can hear it.
imsorrydaveimafraidicantdothat
COME ON BARBIE LET'S GO PARTY
thesolamnus
aaahhh aaahhh aaahhh
Robbann
i started humming it at that pic, and thankfully forgot it towards the end of the post. then you come along and ruin it. shame on you
thisusernameintentionallyleftblank
DOCTOR JONES DOCTOR JONES CALLING DOCTOR JONES... oh shit wrong song.
MadRae
Dovaskus
But is it fantastic?
HawasKaPujari
you motherfucker.
DumbWater
GOD DAMN YOU
YourMotherApproves
TimothyTRiG
GGM parody version: I'm a Punjabi girl in a Punjabi world. (They also did an excellent "Hindi People".)
geriatricsanatore
Damn it. I had gotten over it then this happened. +1 for getting in my head.
Ahrnoc
.......... aw, aw, aw, yeah........
Dispari
Ah ah ah, yeah!
walterpeck
So... do you want to party, or...
Korpseio
"OOOAAA OOOAAA!"
CanadiansWilllRule
COME ON BARBIE LET'S GO PARTY
MrMineHeads
Oooh aw oooo
DrantonMason
So is that a yes or a no?
Starkregen
We never knew
ifyourfriendsdntdanceandiftheydntdancethentheyrenofriendsofmine
didn't work for me, I have the overwhelming power of Baker Street in the background.
Efreeti
I actually began playing it in my head for 1.5 secs then I took control and went FUCK YOU HERE'S THER LYRICS TO COUNTING CROWS - ROUND HERE
qussow
Woof Woof Woof, Woof.
badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger
upvote for never having seen a peeled lemon....
Lontri
One time I decided to eat a lemon, I dunno why. I can now say that it was not a good idea. I'm not allergic, but I got bumps in my mouth.
allahuakbar95
Strange... it looks surprisingly like an orange.
ZackHoff
Well, of coarse I've seen a peeled lem... Wait a minute, sudden realization kicking in. Holy shit, have my upvote, sir.
TheAlmightyHans
One time I ate a whole peeled lemon and put the video on YouTube. I threw up blood (luckily not on camera)
dnebdal
... I've done that because I wanted a lemon. I guess you get sourer lemons than me?
Riah8426
YEAH! YEAH LEMONS!
nacko
I have seen them before. My mother sometimes peels them, sprinkles the wedges with salt, and eats them.
nightmarerunner
It's the new model fleshlight
flyingpillowfilledwithseethinghatred
*breaths quickly through clenched teeth*
splitleveledmaroon
i have! when i was little, my cousins and i used to pick them from the garden and eat them after peeling them with our fingers
KailaBell
Or a floating banana
FrizbeeFanatic14
My brother-in-law peels them and eats them like oranges. Crazy kid.
VitriolicGhost
Totally, I was just thinking that.
JamesTeagueWillinger
Don't you mean "Like, for never having seen a peeled lemon...." now?
zachzac
What you guys don't peel your lemons?!?!
agorednocit
i feel a strange sort of sexual tension about that lemon. not exactly attracted to it but.. i don't know
StarLordLegendaryOutlaw
Upvote for commenting about never having seen a peeled lemon.
ConspicuousSpellingError
It's never struck me that it could be a thing. It just... IS.
ImASexyUnicorn
It looks too much like an orange. I would accidentally eat it.
beltray
I definitely only went through all of theses pics because I saw your comment reference a peeled lemon and I thought that was worth seeing
Ynimos1
you've never eaten a straight-up lemon?
badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger
only slices in ice tea or on fish...never by itself...
dnebdal
They're quite tasty, though the skin is more work to peel. Really sour, ofc, but not inedibly so.
LastRemainingUsername
you should go to more lemon parties.
badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger
I should....do you have a link that might have places where they might happen in my area?
Itspenguintime
I'm proud to say I have!!
YourParents
but how else do you eat it?
badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger
don't really, just juice it onto/into other things..
YourParents
fucking casual
PandaBearSoup
My mouth instantly started watering.
aurapotato
For some reason I didn't think you could peel them...
rebeccaisafish
It is much harder than peeling an orange, and to do it this neatly must've taken lots of time and patience.
MundaneFacts
That prepped lemon is a Meyer lemon(if I'm not mistaken.). They are much easier to peel.
ChubbsIsMyName
I peel lemons at work & tell people it's an albino orange. The reactions when they shove a slice in their mouth is glorious! I'm a dick.
shorr
I'd love that. Actually, I should start just eating lemons instead. Also fun to give people sea-buckthorns (wtf English) without explanation
ChubbsIsMyName
I can't believe this is my highest scored comment. Haha. Careful though, shits bad for your teeth. Acid and shit.
Kiore
I love raw lemon but I can just imagine my face if I was expecting orange.
withoutahead
Fun fact, the smell of lemons and the smell of oranges are caused by isomers of the same chemical: C₁₀H₁₆
MOTHERFUCKINGVIRGINMARY
But are we nother going to mention the guy Who hates morios? http://imgur.com/uIjCPMu
badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger
d and l limonene!
tashiwa
Check your privilege, cis-Limonene shitlords. (Chemical sarcasm, before anyone freaks out)
Harvestkitten
Guess you've never been to lemon party before
ISayPopNotSoda
Had to come back uto upvote this.
LordEcneralc
NSFW: http://imgur.com/P6tiNFu
TaterLord
risky click of the day
JumpingBalogna
Ahh! Lemon party..org....
GnomeDeGuerre
BAD combine kitteh, bad.
myspacebarisnotworking
Here, I'll help out; http://www.lemonparty.org
Fishmongler
Lol
IveLostMyFaithInHumanity
God damnit I shouldn't have clicked
ExtraPotassium
NSFW that shit.
Jerenemy
I clicked... was a little disappointed. But I don't think I got a virus or anything... just bad dreams ahead.
SpikedMeowmix
Enjoy the PTSD...
Derplord
how do you eat a lemon without peeling it?
badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger
sliced for squeezing juice out....
badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger
slice into wedges, squeeze juice on food to be eaten?
Derplord
badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger, I eat lemons the way i eat oranges. Naked and uncut.
badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger
the thought makes my teeth hurt, but if you like it, good on you! :)
badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger
mushroom mushroom.
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
Guys, it works like this: https://junkdrawer67.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/milk-bag.jpg
MerpiddlyFiddly
IT'S FUCKING WRONG
ChanningTastum
I AM SORRY BUT THIS IS SO FUCKING WEIRD
imnotthedoctor
I am an American who lived in the Middle-East for awhile and people were so amused at my confusion of seeing bagged milk for the first time
Kwaj
Seems like you'd just put it in the pitcher directly, with a lid...
MaybeGrapes
So it's like cereal. That's all you had to say.
LlamasEatOranges
finally I was really really confused that was the first time I have heard about baged milk
xxmanix
Oh
dirbyduckett
It was the bagged milk that kept us alive back in the winter of 2010
mywowie
We just got a small pouch of milk and stuck a straw in it. Almost like a Caprisun but squishier.
zackofspades
I actually really needed to see this. Thank you.
magila
Once you get it out of the bag, how do you get it into the carton?
Waxsmile
You buy one large bag with 3 smaller bags inside. The smaller bags are sized to fit into the plastic container. Then snip the corner.
magila
Instructions unclear. I have opened all 3 bags of Milk and I am having trouble typing and keeping them from spilling at the same time.
Sentoverinabottlefromchina
So...doesn't it just fall out of the pitcher?
hannahmain
The first pour is often a little awkward but after that it's usually fine as long as you cut the hole the right size.
mountiesbeaversmaplesyrup
I just kind of pinch the back part to hold it in. It also pours really smoothly, which is nice.
TastyBrainMeats
OHHH
Moontickles
I would like to note that this is a central/east coast Canada thing. West coast uses jugs like civilized people
LMeire
...How do you keep germs out of it if you can't reseal the container?!?
Pigeonseed
I think it already has the germs in, because you can buy milk with them filtered out which stays fresh longer.
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
Because we keep our milk refrigerated?
The5lacker
So you need a container for your beverage to pour it into another container. Do you not understand why that's weird?
spiritussancto
omg i just remembered when i was a kid BC used to have these! we haven't had them in at least 20 years and i'm having weird nostalgia
Ahrnoc
Yet if you cut it it lets out all the air and spills all over the table...
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
No, that's not how you physics
ineedadultsupervision
We had little bags of milk in elementary school. Until kids started stomping them & poking straws and launching milk battles. Gone so fast!
Redordead
Both are recyclable, and if you're worried about it going off, buy a smaller carton? Different cultures are different... Who'd have thought
dirtbikerdan
Wait! then how do bottled chips work!?
AskingTheRealQuestions
HOW DO YOU CLOSE IT? ITS MILK YOU NEED TO PRESERVE THAT SHIT
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
We use refrigerators.
AskingTheRealQuestions
You still need to air preserve it
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
... need air? What? Temperature is by and large the largest factor for spoilage.
AskingTheRealQuestions
You can't just leave milk out in the open, even in the refrigerator, it will run bad. Unless it's filled with preservatives, that is.
breakfasttimeallthetime
I'm just confused about how one acquires the container. Is it a separate purchase? Do diff milk companies (1/2)
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
They're standard, and cost about $1.50. They last for pretty much ever. There is only one milkbag size.
breakfasttimeallthetime
have different versions? Do you get them when you are born? (2/2)
Waxsmile
They sell them everywhere for like a buck or two.
breakfasttimeallthetime
Huh - good to know!
DemonDarakna
but but ... doesn't it have like HUGE chances of being punctured. I mean, every bag I ever owned had like 10 holes in them.
BorneAloftOnWingsOfFire
LOL! Change your brand dude. 10 years, never had a hole
IconicM
Have you tried Tinder? ;)
UncleMeaty
I hope you're not a guy.
DemonDarakna
not a guy. and I'm talking about the bags they sell at the store fore carrying stuff home.
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
In 27 years, I have only had one bag ever have a hole in it that I didn't put there
Sarawithh
They are pretty resistant!
ARealLivingAustralian
As a Chinese person, I just bite off the corner and suck it ;) Also, the specialty in my mum's hone town is bagged beer.
ARealLivingAustralian
spiritussancto
is bagged beer still carbonated?
ARealLivingAustralian
It's meant to be drunk almost immediately after buying it :P
fartpenis
that doesnt help me
tayaxo
Weird
stresstwig
why not pour the bagged milk into the pitcher? it seems like the bag-in-a-pitcher would be hard to control.....
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
It's really not. And this way, we don't have to wash the pitcher
TheNeckbeard
Then you have to clean the pitcher. The pitchers are made to specifically fit those milk bags so its actually quite easy.
jiffener
So it's a trick to make you buy a special pitcher!! You can't fool me.
MoodyOfNorway
What the fizzle? That seems so weird to me, as a guy coming from carton-country.
Charlie1878
They use these in Starbucks/Costa etc in England
dailylamer
As a non-American, what's wrong with you?
gSe7eN
Could you please just not?
ThatAssholeOverThere
If a carton tips over, its fine. If that tips over, you have spilled milk
BorneAloftOnWingsOfFire
Paper carton spills that shit's everywhere lol what are you talking about?
MaybeADoctor
Don't cry about it!
Sarawithh
These bags are pretty resistant. I've dropped so many and never broke one!
ThatAssholeOverThere
I meant when the bag is in the little jug. It's an open bag, its not very spill resistant
Sarawithh
The hole isn't THAT big, so you will spill some but the certainly not the whole thing if you're fast enough to pick it up.
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
Yeah but when you open it, you can't re-seal it. So if you drop an already opened milk, you are doomed.
Sarawithh
Well, the hole isn't THAT big, so you may have spill some, but not the whole thing. Same as cartons I think
Sarawithh
The hole isn't THAT big, so you will spill some but the certainly not the whole thing if you're fast enough to pick it up.
ThatGermanGal
if
GuardianJosh
So don't fucking drop it, you klutz.
ginkgo100
That is a disaster waiting to happen. Do people in countries with bagged milk not have kids?
thekillingkat
Do you have the option of buying by jug or carton? Is this cheaper somehow?
hannahmain
You can also buy cartons everywhere but the bags are usually price matched to competitors and cheaper. They started selling jugs at 1/2
hannahmain
convenience stores recently and it was strangely controversial. I think it's in a trial period to review the impact on milk sales.
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
No jugs, but we have cartons. These bags come 3 to a pack, though, so it's just as much (volume and price) as a jug. Less spoilage.
nogoodnms
Actually you just bite of the tip and suck on it like your mother teet.
Bradaigh
If that's only 96% milk, what's the other 4%?
nogoodnms
Magic
Kirsti1
As an American: we get tiny milk bags like that in the school cafeteria but we get straws to stab in them.
MaybeADoctor
as a Canadian our school cafeterias have small cartons... the fuck?
tayaxo
I've never seen milk like that in a cafeteria...
jiffener
Me either, sounds like CapriSun except milk?
tayaxo
Oh, it does!
Kirsti1
I'm way late replying to this but in case you were still curious. Here:
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tayaxo
That fruit is making me sick :( and thank you for the pic :)
FakePlasticTreehugger
As a Canadian, totally threw me off that this isn't something USicans use. I've used these all my life.
Dinosaurwhatyoudidthere
We don't have bags in aus either. Aus the forgotten land.....
FakePlasticTreehugger
Is it just a Canada+Wisconsin thing?
sarcasmismyjam
Are we not going to comment on USicans?
LatchHookRug
I'm from Wisconsin and we have these as well. But I was told by a guy from New Jersey that I'm "basically Canadian." I guess we don't count.
TranscendentalExperiences
Welcome :) we also have maple syrup, moose, and great beer!
qussow
That... Makes sense? I guess?
Hyakurin9
But, If it's in a bag, how do you pull off a T.G. Lee challenge?
100PercentGradeABumblebees
WHAT. You STOP that witchcraft right now.
Zxc76v
Why the fuck dont you pour it in the jug?
pairofd
Why would you?
MisterBunny
Because then you have to clean the jug
TimeLordDanceParty
The horror.
Zxc76v
Like fill it with warm water and pour it out
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
Do you pour your milk into a separate pitcher?
Zxc76v
No because it comes in one
IFrickinLoveSharks
I have a phobia of milk, this is just hideous
dudezelda
I'm good with milk, but mayonnaise makes me very uncomfortable. I felt gross just typing it.
IFrickinLoveSharks
Omg no one understands when I say ketchup, mayonnaise and yogurts make me uncomfortable!
sparkledick
I hate milk, I'm not afraid of it, for to fear something is to let it win. DON'T LET THE MILK WIN SHARKFUCKER
IFrickinLoveSharks
This is incredibly inspirational, thank you
sparkledick
Lol np. In all seriousness though, I used to have a milk phobia. I'll use it for cooking now, but I won't drink it ever.
expectopatranus
sparkledick. sharkfucker. you have a gift.
rip36706
Out of curiosity, how did you discover you were terrified of milk? Did it just happen randomly? You must have had milk as a child.... hmmm
MeganMeow
I have a friend who has a phobia of buttons, like shirt buttons, and she doesn't know why.
rip36706
That is fascinating! How does she deal with it when she sees them on other peoples' clothes in public?
MeganMeow
She just tries not to look. Her and her husband wash their clothes separately so she doesn't have to touch his button up shirts.
IFrickinLoveSharks
No idea, never liked it, so haven't had it since I was about 4, and now I just hate it and feel sick around it. I'm a freak :(
iprettymuchonlypostcats
I just think milk is kinda gross. Like we don't go around drinking people's breast milk.. why is this any different
IFrickinLoveSharks
Unless you're a baby
revcleo
That's cool, people have weird fears. I used to be afraid of romanesco cauliflower but then I was "this is stupid, it's a plant" and stopped
rip36706
Lol nah just very interesting! If you're not scared/terrified around it idk if it's a phobia, but if you're sick from fear then mebbe. Cool!
IFrickinLoveSharks
Haha thanks :)
spitfire
I think milk is horrible. I hate the taste, the smell. I freak out if it touches me... I've always been that way.
IFrickinLoveSharks
I'm so glad it's not just me!!! My boyfriend put some on me to see what happened and I hysterically cried, no idea why! It was pretty funny
Ubruni
Holy shit, you're a genius
Clockwatcher22
I live in Minnesota, and we have these. It's not super common, but I've seen and even drank bagged milk before.
TranscendentalExperiences
I never knew bagged milk was a weird thing. Why is it weird? Bagged milk use to be my favorite way to drink it. Except when you cut it badly
idontunderstandhoweyeballswork
As an america, NEAT!
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
As a whole america?
MrAgnosticman
Hello America, you must be what all the politicians are talking about. What DO you really want?
idontunderstandhoweyeballswork
DEATH TO ALL WHO APPOSE MY FREEDOM!
meowmixmeowmixpleasedeliver
ugh…typical american writing with grammatical errors.
idontunderstandhoweyeballswork
I'm dyslexic....
meowmixmeowmixpleasedeliver
excuses excuses...
idontunderstandhoweyeballswork
you try!
SophiaLemonGrenade
OMG YUOR SOOOOO MEEN AaaAARRGGH :( :( :(
meowmixmeowmixpleasedeliver
lol i feel like youre the only person that understood my sarcasm and i appreciate that
jigytoes
An important point to make is that the bags are packaged and sold in 3s. Each bag is 1.3L ea rather than a 2L carton so you get twice (1/2)
jigytoes
As much milk at actually a cheaper price, at least where I'm from. Personally I like them beter except not being able to drink right from it
martinphipps
How is 1.3L twice 2L?
AndThereWasMuchRejoicing
As a Canadian, what the hell does everyone else's milk come in? Bottles?!
ThatGermanGal
As a German: cartons.... http://www.discounter-preisvergleich.de/bilder/produkte/7715/7715_2012-11-16-13-56-50.jpg
BuildHerACakeOrSomething
Jugs that look like this: http://img.thrfun.com/img/015/737/milk_jug_s.jpg Or sometimes in cartons.
Dinosaurwhatyoudidthere
In australia you get 2-3L plastic jugs in the refridgerated section or longlife 1L cartons. You can get cartons, but mostly plastic jugs.
MySecondAccount
You've never seen one of these? http://3dreferencesource.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/milk-jug-front.png
TheNeckbeard
Being a BC native living in Ontario for Uni, 4L plastic cartons when I'm home or 2L cardboard cartons. I hate the bags.
Moontickles
I agree! It never pours properly and they have this weird cutting tool that they expect people to know how to use.
Mattdawgiedog
Or you know...scissors.
AfRoSaUcE
MisterBunny
Yeah/... exactly like bagged water...
MaybeADoctor
the fuck is bagged water, from a canadian!
uwsewing
Imagine jumping up and sitting really hard on a bag of milk. Or throwing a bag of milk at someone you dislike.
Danishlmgurian
it has probably happened all the time.
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
... why?
drew9000
When my elementary school switched to little individual bags of milk this stuff started happening all the time
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Oh yes, give children milk filled water balloons. Nothing could possibly go wrong. Nothing at all.
VerdantRah
But why?
ihatebeingcreative
It's cheaper!
Cambino
Ever see a 7 year old pour her own milk out of a brand new 4L jug? That's why.
zavedi234
It uses less packaging and makes it less likely for the buyer the milk will go bad, because there are three small bags in one. :)
mrandrewv
Because this way we don't throw away the equivalent of an entire plastic jug, but a much smaller bag. It lowers costs and reduces pollution.
AskingTheRealQuestions
Do Americans not recycle?
jiffener
it varies
jiffener
but I'd guess mostly no (we do at my house but we have room for improvement)
TheNopeShark
Because Fuck you that's why
neobadbeat
way cheaper, way easier to pack for the company
Pikka
It's cheaper to manufacture and transport these bags, they're easier to recycle, and the milk tastes slightly better than from a carton.
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
Ecologically more friendly (less plastic), more efficient shipping, and less spoilage (3 of those bags per big bag) than jugs.
mavi222
Mostly less trash from the packaging (you can just reuse it as a packaging for sandvich or recycle it :3)
Pawnderlust
We used to have this in BC. It's gone now.
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
Each big bag contains 3 of those bags. This way, if we open it, we don't have to drink 4L of milk all at once or risk it going tbad
thebrick87
In my household, we've gone through 3 gallons of milk in 2 weeks. We don't even use it for baking, we just drink a lot (strong bones tho).
data2dyne
bagged milk is the shit
Paprika6
I mean, there are smaller cartons and jugs of milk...not just the massive ones.
shorr
That explains some. Nordics tend to have 1 l or 1,5l containers. They have plastic caps too nowadays. Long shelf life
ThatGermanGal
so you don't have a fridge?
YeahCommaGoFuckYourself
My family goes through two gallons every other day. We have a 240 month old and a 312 month old.
Aquilarden
I do that, but I'm just a 1127 week old.
WickedSludge
+1 for committing to the month age measurement system.
goodguyC
Wait, so does it last longer in the bag than in a cartoon? I mean, they're both in the fridge....or do you freeze the other bags?
blamethedogforthefart
Depends on the cartoon, some are better then others thus remain amusing for longer periods of time
afterdinneromelets
If it's sealed, it lasts longer than if it's opened. By having 3 packs you can save the others longer- milk only lasts a week after opening.
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
If you only have to open one at a time, you risk less spoilage. We have smaller cartons, but they're less cost-efficient.
Alli187
You can freeze the other bags. My parents do because they don't drink a lot of milk. Just have to shake it up real good after it thaws
SomeDetroitGuy
You must not have kids. We have a 18 month old and 5 year old, go through two gallons (~8 liters) a week. Good thing is cheap here.
jdlsharkman
I live with a family of four and I'm the only one that doesn't drink coffee. I also eat cereal for literally breakfast and dinner. 4 a week
Eowyneb
Technacally milk is not that great for people. Calcium is good but we can get it in other ways. Drinking another animals milk is weird
fauxki
I go through a gallon every two days with just one 20 month old. Kids guzzle it down like crazy.
totallyirrelephant
That's... a lot, actually. You may want to consider cutting back to ensure they get enough other nutrition.
totallyirrelephant
But also,I'm a random stranger who knows nothing about you or your family, and I know how annoying it is to get unsolicited advice ;p
zackofspades
Oh does milk in a bag have a longer shelf life than in a jug? Serious question.
Howdoilife
At the end of the day, keeping it in bags is more complicated but they're like fuck it, Canada already seems like a joke with its play money
TheRicM
Hehe, jugs
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
Something about milk, jugs and boobs. I'm sick, go make your own joke.
Eowyneb
Well no and yes. The quantity is lower and so the chance of it going bad because you had it open to long is lower if you drink the same
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
It's more that we're only opening 1/3 of it at a time.
unSpookyLaughter
Plus, bagged milk tastes so freakishly good.
Justinicus
It will last a lot longer if it remains uncontaminated. As soon as you open pasteurized products, you're exposing them to all the microbes
Justinicus
which live in your kitchen, on your clothes, in the pet hair floating around, the dust (read: dead skin cells), on your face, etc.
kgbofficer
That's why we sometimes buy smaller jugs of milk
sillysalamander
Because that's what is available? 4L of milk is bagged, anything smaller (2L, 1L, 500ml) is in cartons. I'm in Ontario, Canada.
awer333
In Argentina we have 1L bagged milk, 1L bottles, 1L/500mL cartons. The bigger size is 1L.
WeAreAllStoriesInTheEnd
*waggles fingers* Hello, fellow Ontarian
sillysalamander
Hello! :)
ILIKECARRIDES
Hello from Sudbury! Macs sells 4L jugs ... I grew up in the Sault and we used to go to Michigan and get milk in jugs when we were real young
sillysalamander
Oh yeah, Macs does sell 4L jugs. Haven't been in a Macs for a long time... the one near my house closed.
Melanisia
Because bagged milk takes fewer resources for packaging than cartons or jugs.
cleanupguy
Where I live it is also cheaper than buying a gallon of milk in plastic.
SomeDetroitGuy
Do you recycle the bags? How does that work?
flickerdart
We sew them into our jackets for extra warmth.
LastRemainingUsername
rinse and recycle. i normally flip it inside out for easy rinsing.
zigzagler
Some accept them for recycling them. Some towns/cities don't bother, probably because people leave rancid milk in it or something. gross.
RockStarBrew
I realize I am in the minority in America, but my gf and I compost, so cartons are infinitely less wasteful for me than plastic bags.
RockStarBrew
Oh, wait. But I buy plastic jugs. Well we recycle those.
tallestdwarfskinniestfat
what kind of resources do you need for that? anyone can do it or you need to know stuff or have stuff? I'm really interested in the idea.
RockStarBrew
I used 2x4's leftover from another project and chicken wire. You literally just need space for a pile, though. Just pile it up and turn it.
LastRemainingUsername
why not?
Barkinsons
Saves packaging and space, commercial deliveries to cantines often come in bags
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Barkinsons
The bags come in reusable crates
LAfaceWithThatOaklandBooty
They are still bags. It doesn't make any sense to store liquid in them.
bringmeduhbitches
Basically you can buy milk in bulk, because Canadians are cheap as fuck.
AvatarYangchen
im really weirded out because they stopped hiding negative comments
bringmeduhbitches
I like how I got downvoted by Canadians cause they thought I wasn't Canadian :(
Popspoppingit
As an American, I'm cheap as fuck, I want cheap milk. Do you realize how fucking expensive milk is?
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bringmeduhbitches
um. I'm Canadian. But Okay.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
... Easterners are so fucking weird.
BeastModeTrueXLIXMVP
But why not just put in a jug to begin with? It's easier to transport, and pour.
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
Less spoilage (those come in packs of 3) and more ecologically friendly. Also, more efficient for shipping and easier to carry.
NoodleTubes
Cause then you're selling twice the plastic for something that you're gonna throw away...
AskingTheRealQuestions
Do Americans not recycle?
NoodleTubes
I don't know. Do they? Who says we're talking about America at all?
AskingTheRealQuestions
We're talking about bagged milk in American stores.
TheFoxCouncil
I feel like there's some fundamental communication error here. Why don't we try this again: What does bagged milk have that cartons don't?
NoodleTubes
Trees? Idk I'm not exactly an expert here
ThatGermanGal
yeah plastic is so much better for the environment...
Auralyn
IF YOU HAVE TO PUT IT IN A CONTAINER TO POUR IT ANYWAY WHY DON'T YOU JUST SELL IT IN ONE I DON'T GET IT I AM IRRATIONALLY UPSET BY THIS.
NoodleTubes
Cause that's a waste of plastic
lovepuppy415amnd
because its easy for the farmers. The local people use old ice tea gallons so they can close it after its open.
IsDisassembled
Because bags are cheaper!
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
It's more ecologically friendly, for starters (less plastic, and we re-use the bag holder forever).
BorneAloftOnWingsOfFire
Because it doesn't taste like paper or a plastic jug. Also it doesn't fucking crust around the paper spout. Source: I'm canadian
MarkGuy
plus the milk bags sell in higher quantities, and are easy to store in your fridge
backtobackpanicattack
AAAAAAARGH! AAAAAAAARGH!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!
MisterBunny
The container is reusable and ideally you don't have to clean it very often.
peppermintpixie
It's because people in Canada care more about their impact on the environment. So they have bagged milk which produces (1/?)
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
I've never seen this weird ass shit in my life. We get our milk old fashioned style, in glass bottles. Which we return to be refilled.
synforthewin
an environment for the milk that simulates the breast of a cow to reduce the stresses of captivity on the milk (2/2)
peppermintpixie
very little waste and can be recycled (the bag) and use a washable container to pour it instead of a large plastic(2/3)
kurve
Dildo (3/3)
TimeLordDanceParty
In New Zealand soft plastics are harder to recycle, hard bottles which EVERYBODY recycles are a better option
peppermintpixie
gallon jug that no one ever bothers to recycle. (3/3)
TimeLordDanceParty
Everyone recycles milk bottles in other countries? Even the places I have waitressed at.
leprekon89
Everyone I know recycles the shit out of their plastic jugs
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
My Mom keeps them and uses them to water her plants.
RAdministrator
BECAUSE IT IS A REUSABLE CONTAINER AND WHY ARE WE YELLING AGAIN
Thor1229
LOUD NOISES!
CarthBarran
I RECYCLE
IconicM
The bag would biodegrade slower than the cardboard containers we use...
Dinosaurwhatyoudidthere
I've noticed in the US recycling seems to be a big deal, here in aus it is the norm. It's just part of the bin collection with two bins.
ApplesAndBees
Florida: trash can, recycle can. Can you recycle it? Yes, recycle can. No, trash can
leprekon89
But you're still discarding the bag...
pookieeatworld
Which is much less wasteful than discarding a whole plastic jug...
ostiniatoze
I don't know why this was downvoted. People do know that cutting down on their waste is as good as, if not better than, recycling right?
leprekon89
Even if you're recycling the plastic jug?