Most American last words ever

58

86

1155

My now 2 year long poker face is still going strong

27

9

392

MRW my GF comes home and I've already arranged a slave death match in our living room, even though she was adamant her route was faster

-3

6

387

Cat shot 5 times in the head by some morally depraved asshole. Thankfully he didn't know that he'd need 5 more to kill it.

64

24

212

MFW my Indian friend tells me a hit song from my childhood is racist and I think he's joking

-2

4

1084

My heart skipped a beat just watching this

16

13

449

New satellite images show how the 2000 year old Temple of Bel has been completely wiped out by Islamic State.

10

15

117

Who needs a functioning healthcare system when you have Home Depot?

2799

831

111936

I know it can be a comfortable cop-out, but...

6

7

105

China's national football team everyone.

4

2

415

When you start noticing plot holes in internet porn

46

11

1228

Ålesund, Norway

145

7

1122

When your boss tells you to put positive reviews on the DVD cover but you can't find any

-1

3

115

Well, that's one way to do it...

-6

3

235

Norwegian war correspondant caught in crossfire

10

13

1025

Now that's what I call a sticky situation

3

9

681