My ass after a night of heavy drinking and taco bell.
19
13
144
When the girl you're trying to bone thinks she's hilarious.
41
10
964
Meeting eyes with a cute girl at a party.
20
11
380
The first time you had a teacher tell you "I don't know, can you?" when you asked to use the bathroom.
23
2
192
MRW I used my remote controlled truck for the first time.
20
16
209
Books. Check em out.
31
7
1141
When you wake up and you already know you're late.
20
6
6178
How I feel when I make an unpopular comment on imgur.
43
9
0
Ferguson be like....
24
5
2995
Some people are taught to be evil and some people feel like they need to be evil. Then there is me. I was just born evil.
27
10
196
First Successful Spike
5
14
319
MRW people at my high school reunion hear I graduated from law school and tell me "glad to see you got your shit together."
20
6
1363
When the mushrooms haven't hit you yet.
36
21
8605
When you take too many mushrooms and you feel like you're melting into the environment and all you can do is...
22
7
1439
When she says she actually 17
146
59
468
Someone gave me mushrooms called penis envy at 5 am and
-1
11
7356
Life.
29
20
80
MRW a homeless girl told me I was an asshole for only giving her $1.
25
7
429
Seahawks fan's while browsing the internet after the Superbowl.
-1
2
491
A guy I didn't really know came to my house, once. The first thing he ever did in my house was show me Kids in a Sandbox.....
13
10
2277
Recently I received a spam text and I responded appropriately. To my surprise, they responded too.
179
16
2057