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Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
First of all, nobody mentions Salma Hayek is in it too. Second of all, I think the point was that there was no reason for Steve to be there.
Axewhipe
Swiffty
The first time I ever heard the phrase "Player 3 has entered the game" was in this movie. Also, the 3D version was by far the superior one.
florismrfart
This isn't a real movie and you just photoshopped some famous people while high, right? Right?
thecomputerrepairguy
Still better than the last transformers movie.
tonksl
this sounds like the most greatest/dumbest/redic/goofy movie ever n i wanna watch it now!
anSSLerrorhasoccuredandasecureconnectiontotheservercannotbemade
It's the movie equivalent of a Tasty recipe
OfficialJimmieRustlers
Spot on
plainoldfool
Robert Rodriguez happened. And don't you give him shit for it. The many is a national treasure!
ElizaMDancer
You got that right!
hornsofthebull
Budget $38m. Box office $197m. That's why they made it!
armeggedonCounselor
I remember loving the novelization of the first movie. Yes, there was a novelization.
olivedrops
I never though I'd want to see a Spy Kids movie, but, after reading this, I NEED TO SEE SPY KIDS 3
dogm0m
Oh lord I love this movie
mycoffeebreath
Now I need How Did this Get Made to do a podcast on this! @jasonmantzoukas where you at?
kenkenlolo
hey! spoilers!
ImSorryThatIWasBornIdentifyingAsTheSexThatIActuallyAm
Selena Gomez's face looks the exact same as baby Selena Gomez.
AmyWesterbank
Robert Rodriguez made a number of mistakes in life...
Cjamhampton
Spy kids wasn't one of them.
SeriousCloud
Spy Kids was actually the first appearance of Danny Trejo as Machete
TheBretters
Holy shit you're right....Wow
MFury
Yeah, i know he played Khan in Star Trek but please, please use his real name Ricardo Montalban, guy was a legend!
ElizaMDancer
Exactly. Thank you
CChowder
Stalone did the movie because he wanted to please his kids.
neonoptic
These screens of this look like they belong in a mid 90s/early 2000s RTS game's mission cinematics.
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
Wasn't this the one set in a game of some sort? "the guy" is the supposed best player in the game.
drakewarnock
The backgrounds. The camera angles. I didn't notice before but it's all there.
TheTimeless
From what I can gather, this director is cousins with Machete, friends with Buscemi, introduced Hayek to U.S. audiences, made Banderas (1)
EroticZombiePants
I'm pretty sure Quentin Tarantino introduced Selma Hayek to US audiences via From Dusk To Dawn.
TheTimeless
Desesperado was a year earlier (95) and is considered her US breakthrough role
TheTimeless
famous worldwide (he was already famous regionally) with previous movies, and Stallone was talked into it by his kid, so basically just (2)
TheTimeless
friends making a goofy movie for the fun of it, which explains quite a lot. (3)
Midgarmerc
Now watch Sharkboy and Lava Girl
UptownFunkgotmeLockedOutOfHeavenwitha24kMagicGrenade
NGL That little boy that stole Max's journal was the best character in the movie.
drezrale
To this day that movie still haunts my mind. Taylor Lautner still gives me nightmares, him being a wereshark doesn't help.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
https://youtu.be/plUgn_FC0sk Good ol' Taylor Lautner.
SagetandBrulesCHUDtaxidermy
Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl
raknor88
And the chick who plays Carmen is hot as hell now.
protostars
yes she is http://m.aceshowbiz.com/webimages/wennpic/alexa-vega-variety-latino-s-10-latinos-to-watch-event-02.jpg
raknor88
I was more referring to this.
protostars
which leeds back to my picture.....
Inmate45
But it's not just the 3rd one that is insane. Doesn't the first one have that device that turns people into freaks for a TV show?!
MotherMurder
yes
PsychopompGecko
And they sing the phrase "Floop is a madman, help us, save us," backwards in the show.
TequeHead
That's... pretty dark...
PsychopompGecko
It's the same universe as the Machete movies, after all.
AfroSamuraiRM
Yeah, I agree. Floop is a pretty dark humor name.
R2D2istheshit
Please read up on Spy Kid lore before posting ignorant shit like this
Quboid
Thanks for the reminder, tumblr.
TheValleyofGwangi1
Yes, please read the spy kids archives in the library of congress & consult the spy kids int'l working group THEN post ignorant shit
HowDoIChangeMyUsername
I fucking love this movies.
putthatbackfromwhereitcamefrom
Yaaazzss
AskingTheRealQuestions
Yes, that's what it says.
jo23e
Me and my friends watch them as we trip on acid, we are basically a cult.
heartlessninja6
How was that?
GeneralBuzzkil
From what I heard, the directors kid begged him to do it, and he called in an asston of favors to do so.
Greeneyeddevil
He also made Shark Boy and Lava Girl based on his kids idea. It's not great, but it's cool he's encouraging them to be creative.
Dracosi
You take that back, it was amazing
Greeneyeddevil
I'm afraid I can't. So long as I remember Taylor Lautners awkard karate dancing song...I can't. It haunts me.
Dracosi
it was AMAZING.
Greeneyeddevil
You know what? You sold me. I can't argue with your enthusiasm and I shant! It was amazing. And fun and deliriously, wonderfully silly.
SirReginaldVonBartlesbeid
It was Shark Boy and Lava Girl that his child begged him to do.
DefinitelyNotSatan
The bully kid in that movie was actually a pretty good actor.
Happybutterbutterflyvolcano
Which was based on her dreams. Which explains the ridiculous premise of the movie
asimovfanatic
Don't diss the film that gave us this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plUgn_FC0sk
goldfishsmiles
Smh how could Bella choose Edward, when Jacob had all these incredible dance moves
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Genius*
TheTimeless
From what I've read, he encouraged the kid to make a "script", then made the movie around that, and actually credited them for the script
TheTimeless
If that didn't get him dad of the year nothing will. That's just so cool
Tinkrr
I'm guessing some just wanted to have fun and didn't care if it was a silly movie. Sometimes you just want to do something easy.
LurkerMcLurkface
Johnny Depp in Kevin Smiths Yoga Hosers and Tusk. Sometimes even those famous people wanna do something just for fun. And why not?
TheTimeless
Everyone in Swiss Army Man, Bubble boy, Tropic Thunder, sometimes those movies are the best movies
Tinkrr
Too bad none of them will appear in my remake of Star Wars: The Last Jedi, where the cast all wears ham instead of clothing :(
LurkerMcLurkface
Well... Nardwuars advice: "If you want something from somebody you have to do one thing: ask!"
Tinkrr
But I did, and none of them replied to my Ham-o-grams that I've sent out :/....
Midlands1234
Did the director have nudes of all these actors he threatens to release... or.?
StRocketScience
Why don't you have a seat over there?
alicefreak47
Everybody can have nudes of Stallone if you are resourceful. He started out in porn. But IIRC, he has tried very hard to hide the film.
fluhatinrapper
Steve Buscemi nudes. Lol.
sundaymondayhippyday
ygohomer
Robert Rodriguez was director. Dusk till Dawn, el Mariachi, Machette, Desperado, Planet Terror, Long Time ago in Mexico. He's influential.
CrispyBit
That and he's known to get stuff DONE. He's called a "One-man film crew" for a reason.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
*one upon a Time in mexico
nickdillinger
You were so close
ygohomer
thank you
RobertEmmet
*two upon a tIme in mexico
TheZulthar
There upon a time in mexico
Migitri
Here upon a time in Mexico
octopussies
Do you think God lives in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he has created? - Steve Buscemi, Spy Kids 2.
mungwai
Do anyone have the gif for this? Please tell me someone do!!!
Webn8tr
simplydifficult
Somebody ring the Dinkster? Dinky/aka/Bill Paxton Spy Kids 3
waterburr
Holy shit I didn't realize that was actually from that movie
wooliebooger
What the fuck spy kids? Your target audience was under 12! The only quote I can think of that's similar to this is from Blood Diamond
MrDrWatson
Bassaker
OK sold, i will watch all 3
HoldMyWater
No need to watch the third. The first two are the best.
thehellbinder
I fuckin loved that quote when I was a kid. (still do)
LeftCollectionBlueBird
I think about this scene too often.
SoberAndBored
Hell's teeth, that's a bit heavy for a kids movie isn't it?
rmfranco
I've never heard the expression "hell's teeth," if you don't mind, where did you get that from?
SoberAndBored
Sorry, I've been saying it since I was a teenager (25ish years) and I've no idea where I got it from.
WoggyWogs
Damn
PhillipJFrey
Wow I forgot about that quote
AncieFoodTerror
That was too heavy for a child to comprehend
pookieeatworld
These were all directed by Robert Rodriguez, so if that's the most adult thing in them, I'd say he did alright...
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
heartlessninja6
There's tons of that in cheesy kid flicks.
InsanityReborn
The weird part is growing up to see exactly how un-cheesy it is. Kids won't get it. Adults will. But they're kids movies. So...??
PickleRick
This is the deepest line ever uttered in a kids movie.
MayorDeweyMayorDewey
didnt little emily osment land in a pool of camel poo just a few scenes before that?
Ch0desworth
Did somebody ring the dinkster?
Jsupes
No mention of the late great Bill Paxton showing up and branding a giant robot'a ass?!
JdrummerG
Brand him daddy!
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TemetNosce000
Jinkies
Arcian
Enoan
Fred is trying SO HARD not to stare.
calmdownitsjord
Velma thicc
RevanTheJedi
zPerson1
anyone else notice that there clothing their is swapped
AliBarber
Please stop fucking the English language like a cheap whore
darklyquill
Fucking dot omg
Elusivehawk
Ikr? If you look at people's grammar as an indicator of education level, then apparently a lot of people failed the first grade.
DougTheLlama
Anyone notice that if swapped, 'there' and 'their' make sense? In a post about swapping?
zPerson1
me wont not stop fucking english speak like not nothing and thei're be a good reason four it, me couldn't care less
RevanTheJedi
Jar-jar what the fuck
TheRimOfTheSky
I know this is stupid but I still laughed
pompidasical
I was too young when I first saw this to know any of these people. That is an insane number of famous people for a silly movie.
thepasswordisbutts
Same
shootan
People really cared about their goofy live action kids movies in the 90s-00s. If you think about it, there were more than you remember.
gimmegimmedix
How can I think about t if I don't remember?
allmostthere1234
just remember to think about it
FruitsmakemeToots
HAVE YOU FUCKING SEEN EITHER OF THE ZOOLANDERS?
SomeRandomNobhead
haha yh didnt have a fucking clue who anyone was in this movie when i was younger, loved it tho.
amofo
have you seen the movie 43?
Morg729
And it didn't seem silly when I was young either, it was an action spy movie
redloki55
Not silly, a kids movie. Talk about building a fan base early.
ThisJoe
I was too old, missed the whole spy kids thing.
ThisIsMyFappingAccount69
Best part of the movie was the modern3D like it is now and kids where losing this their shit, but it's not as good as the 2nd one. Tbh
RatchetTheWusky
I only knew these people were in it b/c of this post xD
sunderedcycle
look a significant portion of what these people do is complete garbage. A movie like this is honestly a vacation where they can have fun.
Twitch68
I could not agree more
squirrelfury
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
SoundingziM
"A SILLY MOVIE" YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU...MAN!
greenhippy
Better insults, Scott!
MegaweaponOfTheLostWorld
I bet they had fun!
Goldeon7
Same
younaverse
Ehem masterpiece
AGROOVYASSASSIN
"Call in, everyone"
guyfolksisdead
Brought to you by trouble maker studios and Robert Rodriguez . Same guy that made planet terror .
SpruceOnImgur
As a kid I actually thought this movie was awesome. Oh how naive I was
WoodNymph16
But they forgot to mention Salma Hayek :/
ThisIsAPseuDanym
Well, now I feel old
TheStaleBread
Actors need to have fun sometimes
jiynxed
robert rodriguez basically called in all his friends for favors.
GermanTranslation
Als ich diesen Film das erste mal gesehen habe, war ich zu jung, um irgendjemanden dieser Leute zu kennen. Das ist eine Wahnsinnige Anzahl..
WhenIcommentyouknowImtakingadump
Dirne!!!
GermanTranslation
...von berühmten Leuten für so einen blöden Film.
traian96
Dafuq? I wanted to comment that you wrote exactly the same as the original comment, but then I saw your username. Well played.
filthbucketsfullofpuke
Im to old to know wtf this is.
FraudulentPepsi
It will make you feel REAL old when I let you know this movie is 14 years old. I know, I just realized it myself. I need to go lie down.
mallywanders
As a kid I didn't notice how much the sister almost cusses.
CarlFB
Ah, shitaki mushrooms.
IdRatherBeSkateboarding
When I was a little kid I thought she said "oh shit and talking mushrooms"
JoeTheShow
Oh man, me too. XD
Isawapuddytat
I said that and my mom slapped me, "don't ever say that again it's horrible." So I thought skitake mushrooms was a horrible insult for yrs.
HoganScienceFair
I was caught saying "I'm Jar Jar Bitch" instead of "I'm Jar Jar Binks".
PlesiosaurWithElementsOfAnIdeaOfTheLochNessMonsterBoy
My niece told Santa "I want a fuck (truck) for christmas" >.>
Isawapuddytat
Are you telling me that "I'm Jar Jar, Bitch" wasn't a direct quote? It sounds right...
RooplePooples
This was my first 3D movie. I threw up halfway through
UptownFunkgotmeLockedOutOfHeavenwitha24kMagicGrenade
IIRC this one used the old blue & red glasses. Rough on the eyes.
QuadrilateralEnix
lightweight
eatandsleep
I still haven't had my first 3D experience
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Don't feel bad! Me neither!
thatfatguy3006
Is that a penis joke? i cant tell.
Unravelled
Pretty sure it was THE first 3D movie
honpre
I remember Jaws 3D was a thing waaaay before this.
Unravelled
Yeah I know, 3d has been around in one form or another for a long time. Spy kids was one of the first 'mainstream' ones since a while back
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
Like a children's Mars Attacks, if you will
CatsIsTheAnswer
"An insane number of famous people for a silly movie" is a very accurate description for almost every Rodriguez's movie
SynNombre
He is well liked by most of Hollywood. He's also a genuinely good guy ...which is most likely why.
Faeorie
Can confirm, met him at a con and he was the sweetest guy, gave me a hug, free personally signed poster and everything. First time I ever 1/
Faeorie
Truly fangirled out after meeting him. Also went to his seminar. Guy is truly an inspiration.
CataholicsAnonymous
It's a Robert Rodriguez movie?? Now I have to see it.
MisterKetch
Yea that's why Danny Trejo is playing machete is in it
BeaglesLoveBlueberries
If you're an adult, keep in mind that you are definitely not the target audience. Spy Kids movie and Sharkboy are very much kid movies
andergriff
I watched it recently and I like it just because I got to see those actors in those roles.
ThePastmaster
And even then some kids hated them.
SnoozyBat
I really hated sharkboy and lavagirl when i was younger
iamkarlpilkington
Mars Attacks.. that's all
l3eregost
Don't run we are your friends.
heygee
The 90s in it's glory
YouThinkThatsBad
A lot of people seem surprised when I mention Natalie Portman is in it. Most people haven't seen it since before she was famous.
protostars
and Jack Black.....you can't forget JACK BLACK
dhorso
Who?
th3thund3r
No, that's Dre you're thinking of.
cklepper
Oh yeah, I forgot about Dre.
ImSchistFaciedSoThatsGneiss
Another good silly space movie with a ridiculous amount of stars is Galaxy Quest. Highly recommend.
celestedrake
And good silly time shenanigans with a decent amount of stars: Time Bandits (the Monty Python crew, Sean Connery...)
Cheeseme
Such a good movie! Even if it is identical to the 3 Amigos.
ImSchistFaciedSoThatsGneiss
Is it though?
Cheeseme
Yup
FraudulentPepsi
Identical as in, they are both movies?
Cheeseme
As in the plot is practically the same
lncorrectGrammerNazi
They probably just saw this script and thought, "This'll be fun"
Bombideer
That's exactly how Movie 43 managed to get dozens upon dozens of the top Hollywood actors
GermanTranslation
Sie haben wahrscheinlich nur das Skript gelesen und dachten sich: "Das wird lustig"
Cal1te
Donkey shins.
BlackDragoness
What a wonderfully useless imgurian
BoltActionGearbox
Ausgezeichnet
Anfalicious
Probably a bucket load of money for a day's work doesn't hurt either.
omgsus
These movies were also done in a way to pay off quickly for short work as Robert Rodriguez is director/writer/editor/producer etc etc 1/2
omgsus
Basically... less bullshit and faster more fair pay while having fun. (Clooney was in PJ pants in his own home for his scenes)
Anfalicious
Literally phoning it in :P
iHeroine
If I remember the commentary right, the creators just wanted to do something super silly on as little money as possible
omgsus
Sounds right ;)
capflavex
This is what happens when actors have children and want them to see their parents in something for kids.
MagicalScientist
Yeah, this was the reason the series was made, they all went "we can't have our kids watching our normal movies, let's make one for them."
bryanew710
I can totally understand that urge. They Might Be Giants pretty much went kid-only music for that reason.
capflavex
I just heard "Mexican Radio" on the radio the other day and wondered how inspired TMBG might have been by Wall of Voodoo.
bryanew710
I'm going to guess not a whole lot. WoV started a few years before, but their biggest hit was a year after TMBG started up.