SirReginaldTheThirteenth
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Apr 13, 2023 6:17 AM
SirReginaldTheThirteenth
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dudehiemer
She had me at "I gotchu bro," and it just got better from there.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
at a certain point you just have to give up on the joke, man, you're making everyone uncomfortable
Seanspeed
An Imgur meetup would look pretty much identical to a 4chan meetup, wouldn't it?
getadogupya
Finally, username is relevant.
captainfakeypants
Afro-American 90's slang is, UNSURPRISINGLY, not in the repertoire of a non-American who was born after said slang fell out of common use and probably didn't learn to speak English until 2010.
ijdod
I agree with you in general, but it's always amazing to see how many such American-English slang terms non-native English speakers know.
captainfakeypants
from hollywood blockbusters and american tv but the word homie is way more common in films and The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air probably isn't as globally popular as it was in the 90s, maybe it did the re-runs into the mid 2000's
igneus
Definitely wife material!
MireLurkKing
She's willing to put a hand up a guy's ass so... Yeah.
TheKingoKings
She murdered him two days ago....jk but a short video of a cute girl doesn't equate to wife material...
Rustbelt
That little "who?" gets me every time.
blubberingbastard
"Someone here is actually an owl"
InoffensivePablum
DJEvilBunny
She seems nice.
ventingaccount
Just peeled his Instagram! Adorable couple. She’s Ukrainian.
MegaIlluminati
She got you "bro"
TCGView
She's perfect. Marriage immediately.
TheKingoKings
Two days ago she killed two people....jk but wut r u talking about.
m4uboy
they on drugs.
LadyNetrex
Don't think I've seen the source before!
Paroxzyme
ChesterMcGirr
She is super cute and very patient. Wife her asap. Good luck to both of you
YetAnotherUserNameToRememberDangit
She has an adorable "buffering" expression.
mrputter
I love how you can see the wheels turning in her head as she comes up with - and rejects - explanation after explanation, until finally recognizing that once you have eliminated the impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. "𝘋𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰... 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥... 𝘪𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘢𝘴𝘴?"
SilverHornet
Girlfriend.exe has stopped responding
mondeca
Give her the old ctrl+alt+del.
SilverHornet
Or if you're feeling frisky, ctrl+shift+escape
Cilvaa
ThatShiftyMonkey
Can't tell if this is a .jpg or the 4 second clip of her buffering.
Cilvaa
I love her smile at the end
SanchoBlackout69
That is definitely the look of some wondering if they were really just asked to stick their hand up someone's bum
kadaeux
*And* the expression that says its not the *first* time they've been asked.
Kythulhu13
It goes in the square hole.
cantthinkofaclevernameatm
*uncontrollable cries*
notabotandnotnotabot
With advanced second language, you learn to guess from context new words rather than always asking what's that.
cheeseslaw
Wife her, she's perfect.
BlastyMcBlastblast
RobJenkins
Multi-Pass
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
mrputter
Leeloo Updog Multi-Pass!
DerEineSatras
KrondorMocker
Multi-Hand-Ass?
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
She knows it's a Multi-Pass!
DerEineSatras
LiarLiarPantsUntier
She didn’t say no.
sleepinggreenidea
She did, OTOH, ask why he wasted her time on that.
Paul8783
Where’s part 1?
deejaynoob
JFC, there's 3 parts to this?! I don't think I've ever seen a joke fail so hard.
Cilvaa
Part 1
Cilvaa
and part 3 (of 3)
madjo
She deserves better.
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
I want to know what country she is from?
RickRollable
Yeah. Just "foreign" apparently. I'm thinking possibly Hungary
ventingaccount
Ukrainian https://instagram.com/kattekov?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
RickRollable
Thanks. Slava Ukraïni
ventingaccount
I peeked his Instagram and then followed a tag on one of the photos he posted of her. She’s Ukrainian. https://instagram.com/kattekov?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
TheKingoKings
Chester the molesters unite
Piotheman
She can't say "what's updog?", because she's trying to wrap her head around the exact word he's pronoucing, and his intent. Source: I'm a non-native english speaker and have done that. Many times. Failed so many knock knock jokes. "Please come in".
supervillin
He also kept saying "the" updog, I expected her to eventually ask "What is an updog?" or "What is the updog?" instead of "What is updog?"
ElroydIsGone
I'm still suspect, that she exactly knows what he wants her to say and just messes around with him by avoiding it in all the most annoying ways possible.
applesforjuice
Not to mention she has nothing to pass to him. He fucked it up
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Yeah, you can't ask "what's [gibberish]" if you're not sure what you've actually heard there and how to verbally reproduce said gibberish
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
You could ask "what's that", but you can't even know if [gibberish] is neutral, male or female. Asking "what" instead of "who" might be rude
temposaur
You want me to put hand in your ass? ".. Nnoo.... Actually Yes."
NaughtButOne
spitzbua
https://imgur.com/Oc3Lnwh.mp4
CE0485
MireLurkKing
Cilvaa
The next part where he explains it
BigStacksThrowItOnThemBigFatTatties
"We could have been fisting each other up the butt by now and this is what you chose to waste our time on?, Are you serious step bro?" ~ her. probably.
ReturnWinchester
She definitely seemed open to the idea!
fancygiraph
He knows she is way out of his league and is trying to get dumped. RIP updog
mercyPandaRunner
Damn, he's going full Colin Robinson on her...
TomBrokaw
fuckiingk guuy!
Fudgel
mostinspired
damn, she went from loving him to leaving him just like that.
GrumpyOldMan55
So what she's saying is, she's wife material but he ain't husband material.
atomfixes101
Poor thing..she just realized she really is dating an American
BrockfuckingSamson
Happens to the best of ‘em
IWasACatAllAlong
He says it in such a terrible way too.
PourMeAPuppersPlease
Well, he is the creepy kind of person who records a weird conversation and then it randomly finds it's way onto the interest, so there's that
derrymerbles
That’s such poor delivery i see why this wasn’t included in the original post
Irarelypostbutwhenidoitsucks
This guys voice just sounds like she's way too cute for him I'm sorry to say. It grinds my ear bone
RickRollable
Socks and sandals though.
SmugandFurry
Yeah....and?
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Women can get away with a lot of crimes against fashion that might get men arrested
jakobbp
Of course. Like the title said: wife material.
LadyNetrex
Nothing wrong with that.
Zega000
It prevents foot stank
ukarage
100% normal if she is german.
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Yeah, we're a middle-aged dad culture. That's why we're so grumpy and serious and our humor sucks.
RickRollable
I thought that was pretty funny ^^
igglebotato
Maybe she's a university professor. You don't know.
mrputter
That right there is the crestfallen reaction of a girl who, hoping against hope, thought she might have finally found someone as kinky as she was... only to be disappointed. Yet again. "This is what you wasted my time on??!?"
siccoyote
She just wanted someone who's ass she could stick her hand in.
kadaeux
I'm not into that kind of thing, but she's pretty enough it's not off the table either. We all sacrifice a little something for the really pretty ones.
kevbot5000
The best horrible sounding compliment I've ever heard is "I'd pee in her butt." Like, it's not quite a hard no but it's close, but you like her enough that if that's what she wants you'll do it. For her.
BarbedWireCatheter
Its from South Park, so probably not as big a deal as it sounds
kadaeux
And honestly, being willing to try your partners kinks while maintaining boundaries (and vice versa) is very important to the sexual health of a relationship. Unless you're both utter freaks and we hear about it on the news.
0570
I dunno what she's on but I want some.
mikasaur
Fairly certain she's just drunk.
reichstein
She's on wrongdog.
Tubesddict
What's wrongdog?
reichstein
Just a long day at work. Everything hurts. But it's ok. I'm going to bed soon. Bed will make it better :) Thanks for asking.
imNotThisCleverIRL
Am I the only one who finds the updog "joke" cringy?
vegivamp
Boring, mostly.
letsgoriderkick
Yes
CarbyD
Sounds like you've got a bad case of Wrongdog
earthlingextraordinaire
mercyPandaRunner
That's the whole point.
astrangehop
It's definitely a few points behind a tattooed mustache on your finger
PrivateDuds
That's part of the joke.
MechKelly
Updog, ligma, dickfor, it's all cringy. Always has been.
majestrate
cringy? are you sure you chose the right adjective?
ImAGrower
As you may have seen with with the use of POV on tik tok vids and shit. The meaning of something with the current generation is just a suggestion. They just use a word for whatever meaning they need it to fit.
MattScifiBandit
The fact the joke is bad IS the joke
ComcastLover
That just means you're a special little guy
BackgroundCharacter
well, puns are only mature when they're full groan.
RickRollable
No
ObiwanHasTheHighGround
No
DwightKnight
No, there are plenty of other miserable people out there.
Yupurineutah
NEIN! https://youtube.com/shorts/fCMyFb1L0Os?feature=share
Seanspeed
This whole thing feels like some 4chan cringe.
TacoPoweredHelicopter
It's moronic... But hardly cringy.
MaxieMooo
Joke? Whats updog??
RavenousMaw
I think it's a harmless joke. Whenever anyone tries to get me with updog, ligma, etc, I bite, because it does me no harm, and watching or hearing people laugh is good for the soul
jekath
This made me happy. I think you sound delightful.
RavenousMaw
redwesley
It's better than a matter baby.
TheMouseOfMadness
oh, there's your problem. Ya got yer henway stuck in your hammerfor.
nevets767
No no no, you're using a hammerfor when you should ne using a butfor
Madv1lla1n
MidnightTacoTruck
Whas a matta u?
CaptainThePirate
You must have Ligma
TheKingoKings
What is Ligma
MorrighanWolf
fruitybootyhole
...You want me to put my hand in your ass?
Muunk
Bofadeez
possumattack
Pchopsammiches
who's Steve Jobs?
gabicraina
Poof!
WithFurtherAdo
ligma balls lmao gottem
Ilovetomakestuffup
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
thedudeman519
"I can't believe he didn't know who Steve Jobs was"
BackgroundCharacter
Pchopsammiches
MyDixyRect
temposaur
Who's Leam Neeson?
extraDimensionalAnxiety
How big is it?
spiceass9000
WarmLiquidGooPhase
channel9dude
I'll find you
WinstonSmith101
JustBeCoolBruh
americangothicboi
Knew it would be down here
Doismellbacon
There are dozens of us!
FrizBFerret
3PiecesOfBread
BearRaid
CorGoBrrrr
¡Me gusta!
JudgementalMan
mere seconds before delivering the fatal strike
DaDumslaya
Scary...
OmnesMundiLardum
pdboddy
Wish I could upvote this more than once. xD
Dungeongeek
Whenever I want to do that I go and vote five more of that person’s posts
jeejeejerrycotton
And here I thought the faces in Moon Over June were way unrealistic.
Eikre
Moon over June is noted for its fastidious realism.
pettingmycatwhileipoo
cantthinkofaclevernameatm
I randomly went back to this post and comment section. I missed that the first time. Its PERFECT
cantthinkofaclevernameatm
Came back*
ForCryingOutLoud
I might be alone with this but to me it feels like bullying when you freeze the most unflattering frame and post it :P But then again maybe I'm just too insecure and think how I would feel if someone would highlight my worst :P
DildoMussolini
yawn
tylerdurdon
Wdym? she's beautiful
Quizz25S
She's fuckin adorable, and that's her best moment. Don't be afraid of being "weird".
Ihaveyourgifsrighthere
Bullying? It's not an act of kindness, no...but bullying?
siccoyote
*best
kadaeux
If you keep assuming things like this are bullying than "I might be alone" is gonna be less a might and more an 'are'
Korky1
Ofc it can be. Tho I think it depends on the context, intent and how you use it. In this situation they are kinda playing along with the joke with her making a silly expression imo
ForCryingOutLoud
True. But still I was in her position I wouldn't like that one silly face would be ripped out of the video and be the highlighted part around the internet. But that's just me and she might be totally OK with it. I have no experience in producing content meant for wide spread.
ForCryingOutLoud
Oh gee.. judging by these downvotes I'm literally worse than Hitler with my kinda mild non-political opinon which I tried to explain :P
Badprenup
Between the first post and this one it just kinda sounds like you're just barely managing to keep your persecution complex under wraps and trying to hide it with projection and an attempt at lighthearted humor
spiceass9000
SMH.. all to common these days
ForCryingOutLoud
Nah, I'm not trying to get validation from here so in that way I don't mind the downvotes. I'm just confused how comment, which I thought was pretty innocent and wouldn't offend anyone, actually got a lot more down votes than many full blown Trump supporters I've seen on the site. So the Hitler joke came kinda out of that thought process.
RocMage
What's Updog?
submr
I can't upvote you now! Have this one instead.
Lovingimpaler
Aw man, nothing's going right, everything's wrong.
Arbitrarynamehere
Heh. Hah hah hah... AH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!! ... You fool.
tanebot
You're the dog now, man. Apparently.
secondgoaround
Gotcha!
inthisibelieve
Thank you!
DaveSamsonite
“updog is very similar to “dogdo” or “beesay”
MrSnuffleupagus172
Not much, you?
ElvisParsly
Deez nuts
Trollero
Deez nutz
SpaceForGold
Blinking
pretendthisisagoodusername
SubSupreme
Ligma balls!
Madbull34
Nothing much, what’s up with you?
redexodus
"Nothing is up dog, its all down there. In hell, my life sucks."
RocMage
OMG. FINALLY
whyisallthecheesegone
Her hand apparently
Bytencoder
Nottin', just chillin'. Uaddap wicha'?
ToasterDent
Who the hell is Steve Jobs?
Freakayou
OliverClothesoff70
In a show chock full of very funny characters, Colin Robinson seems to get more than his fair share of hilarious moments.
magicbyjoe
Colin Robinson always gets my upvote
Holinyx05
CarpeNates
Not much. Have been feeling down recently, so not up to much. It feels really good to have someone reach out and ask how I'm doing though, so I appreciate it.
vegivamp
Would her hand in your ass help?
CarpeNates
Abso-fucking-lutely
evilgriff
CarpeNates
Thanks! Was just kidding tho, I’m fine and dandy, internet friend 😊
ufoara
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Updog
TheFunGuyinOz
Thank you. This Old Person needed this learning.
davllot
That link not working. Another one says - "Updog is a wordplay in a rather annoying but widespread joke. It only makes sense in the context of that jest that relies on the other half not understanding the expression" https://digitalcultures.net/slang/internet-culture/updog/
ufoara
mikeatike
You're the up dog, now.
majestrate
It also makes sense if the person being asked already knows the joke and responds in kind
schrodingerscatfood
The link is working fine. You may have filtered/censored internet?
davllot
Link still not working here on public computer.
ElbowDeepInAJedi
You want me to put my hand in your ass?
4554073
As quick as she said that, and smiling, her name is Peggy.
5minutekebab
CrazyViruss
DaveSamsonite
This is the correct response from now on.
Whatevyou
xkjagnz
Dybidude5
aguacatedeldiablo
That wasn't the idea I was trying to convey, but let's stick a pin in that and come back to it.
JackieTreehornProductions
Into the parking lot
RocMage
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aguacatedeldiablo
That's a lot to process
DarkSlayer54
15 minutes into the day, and I'm already done with the internet...
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Madclaw21
@ElbowDeepInAHorse
ElbowDeepInAJedi
Your first response was good too.
RocMage
heh, I wasn't sure :)
RocMage
for anyone who was curious it was: