CaptainThePirate

262768 pts · April 30, 2018


I beat up storms. Alliteration is for the bold and the supported. I am not kind. I am reciprocative, and I keep kind company. The world needs more good adventures.

The bunnies that run our house.

Points 11
Comments 1
Views 192

I said I would never do it. I made a promise. But life is messy.

Points 13
Comments 3
Views 1269

Mr Corn

Points 18
Comments 0
Views 152

Why can’t I get to user sub?

Points 31
Comments 3
Views 1890

Dropped my laundry pile on my bath robe. It looks real mad about it.

Points 1
Comments 0
Views 218

I left a one star review of Wendy’s on doordash and said it was because of price surges.

Points 9
Comments 13
Views 1013

Honoring the Champ.

Points 1793
Comments 93
Views 135539

15th favorite. I’m not upset.

Points 2
Comments 0
Views 457

Heard we were doing this now.

Points 3
Comments 0
Views 420

Cat

Points 23
Comments 2
Views 1203

At least, in Cali.

Points 1
Comments 0
Views 241

Banana

Points 2
Comments 3
Views 389

This is Click. We’re buds :)

Points 30
Comments 3
Views 1338

When hipster posters see ‘Post thing you like for a trophy’

Points 21
Comments 1
Views 841

Tattoo of a Pirate.

Points 31
Comments 0
Views 1743

I played a lot of international track and field on ps1. Today is my day to shine.

Points 8
Comments 1
Views 354

My bunnies love each other.

Points 13
Comments 1
Views 174

Maybe just me.

Points 0
Comments 5
Views 409

Book lamp/bookmark life hack

Points 0
Comments 0
Views 362

Can we talk about how prices work real quick?

Points 3
Comments 3
Views 741

The dreaded double bun of thunder falls.

Points 33
Comments 1
Views 979

What’s this song called?

Points 8
Comments 19
Views 995

Happy 29th.

Points 59
Comments 4
Views 1649

I think I’m just bored.

Points 9
Comments 1
Views 329

Sleepy kitty made a sleepy kitty noise.

Points 46
Comments 3
Views 2028

First Tattoo!!

Points 13
Comments 2
Views 972

I dressed my fridge up as a Pirate.

Points 181
Comments 7
Views 6733

Thirteen.

Points 22
Comments 6
Views 827

When your job sucks but you want to keep positive

Points 8
Comments 1
Views 539

It doesn’t all have to be weird.

Points 1585
Comments 32
Views 67911
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