MRW when I realize my wife and I have 2 kid-free nights coming up

17

8

245

Surprise surgery anyone?

424

170

29701

MRW I realize mid-pee that I'm standing too far from the toilet

15

6

907

Not popular with my Italian relatives

19

21

194

What is THAT?

0

6

236

MRW my bro's wife asks me to tell her about his past girlfriends.

11

2

1928

When it's my cake day, and I wake up with the stomach flu.

4

5

532