BossPickinini
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Wtf are you even looking at,,,,
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Eat wang
Jan 29, 2017 7:16 AM
BossPickinini
81506
1373
248
Wtf are you even looking at,,,,
Accurate
False.
Eat wang
whatabunchofaholes
Nice to know they also seem to have a slightly smaller left tit. Woohoo!
Eloquentelephant565
Dick hangs lower than nuts
thespanishannouncetable
SincerePlatypus
lo' wang?
alcydn
I, for one, am fascinated by the jean garters tbh
IAmTheLoehrinator
anybody else think that guy looks like Hardwell or is it just me
forestfinagle
Under-scrote
Tittygumdrop
This is a thing! It's called shirt cocking.
RandomVoiceFromTheInternet
Of fucking course it's a thing... sigh.
Xenarion
It may comes as a surprise to you OP, but breasts are not genitals.
sovietfedor
Good lord, is this the glimpse of the fashion in 2025?
Doodyetc
Must be a grow-er.
BoozeHound001
It would need to be adjustable.
alcydn
Also that outfit would only work in very hot weather
8itacocati8
Dude has a tiny dick
Kenona
"Eat wang" +1
SuperFineButtHairs
SG272
No, i don't have any combat skills, unless you wanna see my tennis ball trick.
NeuroDefiance
Now watch, as the human alpha female gives birth to a baby tennis ball.
NotACanadian
It's an egg
iAmAlt
Please.... for the love of God can I get some context!
imaginaryPeppers
CheekyBreeki
The Romans fucked with the Jesus
27yoUGLYvirgin
Nobody fucks with the Jesus!
sometimesicanteven
MustangLover2
LOL; I needed a good chuckle
ytseone
Haha, look at those two tiny belts.
StabbyMcMurder
Oh god
YoSoyMilk
I prefer to show a little neck
cookiediver
Oh, so now man and woman are equal (assuming genders) and balls == tits? Humanity, what have you become? *gasps*
1UP2
How is it possible that balls are showing first isn't it supposedto be pe ....... oooooh nvm.
pronoun
Can we also agree that this: http://imgur.com/LjcyJwn is basically the same as a woman in yoga pants. So you understand why the staring.
beeratius
Nice
Sionas
Boobs are not the same as balls. Boobs are secondary sex characteristics. For a man it would show the bottom of the pec.
Sionas
It would have to be cut differently as well since female breasts need more cloth to go around them, compared to male ones.
JabbaTheSwampBandit
But balls are secondary characteristics to the penis
Sionas
Balls are part of the genitalia. As are ovaries. Penis and vaginas, balls and ovaries, boobs and pecs.
docmcdocface
As a man I can tell you it would show the dotted of Bob's for me
RaisinZetaJones
Pubic hair, however, *is* a secondary sex characteristic. And the scrotum arguably is too, since the scrotum isn't the testicles (which are
RaisinZetaJones
primary sex characteristics), and the size and dangle of the scrote, while triggered by puberty, is not in itself indicative of sexual
RaisinZetaJones
by size -- homologous to the female vulva, which enlarges during puperty but is notably not the vagina, uterus, ova, etc.
27yoUGLYvirgin
Since when are male pecs secondary sex characteristics?
Sionas
Thing on a male that would be a direct comparison.
Sionas
Male breasts are essentially undeveloped female breasts. The female breast is a secondary sex characteristic, the male pec is the closest
longoriaisaiah
Bitches love under pec.
LaPinguinaPeligrosa
Or it could show his beard! Beards are secondary sex characteristics
TheMostModestMouse
hello.jpg
Sionas
Lol yes, though that shows already. But showing the male under pec would be closest to the tops on the left.
LaPinguinaPeligrosa
I was trying to show the absurdity of some 2ndary characteristics being fit for public consumption and some not. I think it's darkly funny
Sionas
Indeed.
pronoun
Boobs are sexual and you know it. Think of a girl poking a guy's pec vs. a guy poking a girl's boob. Not even the same ballpark.
MoneybagsMcGee
It's still not the same as showing under vag which would be the equivalent
Sionas
I just said boobs aren't on the same level as genitals.
Sionas
What part of secondary sex characteristic flew over your head. Pretty sure women look at men's pecs too.
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Speaking as a bi guy: Pecs, abs, obliques (those V-shaped muscle thingies above the hips), nipples... male nipples can look very sexy
Sionas
There you go.
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Bullshit. As a bi guy, I find the male chest area just as erotic as the female chest area. I also like feet. Doesn't make feet genitals
pronoun
It's not the same and you know it.
GirthBrookss
How many times are you going to say that and get down voted before you realize you're wrong?
pronoun
It's not at all the same thing though.
Sionas
I just said they aren't on the same level as genitals. Balls are on the same level as labia.
TheBlueMuppet
Not if she's taller!
kuke554
Sionas
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JohnnieTheShrubber
In Bruges
daverabbich
YOU'RE A FUCKIN INANIMATE OBJECT!
HippityHoppityFlippityFloppity
I'm sorry I called you an inanimate object..
flipmoomonkey
Plenty of alcoves in Bruges
JohnnieTheShrubber
Did you see the swans?
AsksTooManyQuestions
These are my people....
Joguano
Nothing sexier than underball
Tylerisonimgur
What about an overball?
downvoteacct
Sweaty, hairy, sagging. . . underballs.
MY5605
Indeed
priandiela
Appel99
Between the balls?
Oteneo
side ball maybe
HEXADECIMAL
I do think it's time guys be allowed to wear different stuff in the workplace. Where I work girls are allowed to wear pajamas but not guys.
TheClassyGentleman
do you work for dumbler?
emguhraeb
Pajamas at work? What field do you work in?
Turtleproof
Anyway, here's "Underball."
Malz42
Underball is one of my favourite bond films!
justpickausernameitssoooeasy
goddamnit! the fucking puns are on point.
CristhianIR
I said maybeeee..
ImTheDoctorNow
You're gonna be the one that shaves meeee
Homophone
You're gonna be the one that shaves me.
Iamnotacreativeman
And after allllllll
RegularLegs
Look at my smooth ballllsssss