Homophone

142277 pts · May 3, 2012


By reading this you agree that The Egg by Andy Weir is your religion now. Now go be good to yourself.

Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better

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Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better

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I am ready!

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My candy was excited to see the Rise of Skywalker too

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Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better

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Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better

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Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better

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Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better

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Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better

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My submission

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Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better

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Good girl is getting a tumor removed next week

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Goodbye Tardar Sauce, you will be missed

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Even a shitty Edward Macaroni fork?

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Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better

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My boy and his dog

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I turn 40 today, have a story about my racist China set

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Any love for black easter bunny?

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Butthurt? Try a refreshing

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Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better

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My keet laid her first egg!

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I made my first cornucopia

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My 6 year old made me a mug.

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It has begun

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Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better

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Quality fertilizer equals quality yield!

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Cards Against Humanity just trickled on me

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Everything is shit, so I'm posting sea slugs until I feel better

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My kid finally got a job

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Happy 29th!

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I'm starting to hate them now

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Gettin real tired of that spatula intern.

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I just sent this to the White House via Amazon

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I thought my daughters rabbit was shedding so I brushed it

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Leaked image from Optimus Prime's prostate exam

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All right  All right All right All right

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My good girl at the park that got her sick

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She is very upset because it started sprinkling and she has no way to get out of the wet

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My view of the eclipse. Nature is majestic

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I'm gonna be 'that house'

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The stars and stripes are big and bright

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MFW I use to much AXE body spray

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She really is the goodest girl

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Surprise, I have a sea slug for every occasion

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MRW I realize I could have had a May the 4th cake day if I'd have waited 2 damn days

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My mom is traveling Europe, she was super excited to find some American food.

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MRW April the Giraffe starts labor

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This post is for me

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This post is for me

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She mastered fetch today. It's a good day.

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Make love, not war

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