RandomVoiceFromTheInternet

64581 pts · January 5, 2015


if you are reading this, you have more interest in me than expected. i am a guy from England, who has lived in other places, and done some things. You want details? Don't read a bio on a social network. Ask me a question! After all, there are no stupid questions, only stupid people. I am the user formerly known as ThereIsACrusifixBehindYou. Current username was inspired by @Staticus. All those points used to be from comments. I was just that damn funny. Now some of them are from honest to god posts. Who'd've thunk it? Occasionally, my comments are in haiku, no-one has noticed. Random Voice From The Internet Awaaaaaaaay!

We're not in Kansas any more!

Points 27
Comments 4
Views 1445

Verily, my friends, methinks I have gone too far.

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Views 1175

It’s good for the butterflies

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Comments 1
Views 701

An Uncurated Dump of Shit and Stale Memes I Have Sent to my Girlfriend

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Views 1762

Congrats, Imgur! You are now old enough to get illegally drunk on cheap vodka in a field. Here’s my 14th favourite.

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Comments 3
Views 382

The mug my partner bought me after I went back to work following the birth of our twins

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Views 3053

Having a tough day?

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Comments 0
Views 307

We appear to have broken the dog.

Points 106
Comments 3
Views 5093

"I AM NOT WAVING AT YOU KID, I AM DROWNING! CALL THE FUCKING LIFE GUARD OR I WILL STUFF YOU FULL OF COAL!"

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Comments 2
Views 1484

Finally Got Some Validation

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Views 2824

DON'T PANIC!

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Views 372

A lazy meme, made in Paint, inspired by a Facebook comment.

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Views 150559

At least it was delivered by owl

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Comments 6
Views 6533

Wait for it 12 times...

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Comments 4
Views 900

I should have worn my brown trousers today

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Comments 261
Views 146080

I've enjoyed the insanity, how about you?

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Comments 1
Views 113

On second thoughts, let's not go Zion...

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Views 73954

What’s that, boy? The politicians lied again?

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Comments 207
Views 89994

Handle your shit, Clark.

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Comments 7
Views 1919

Guns don't kill people. People kill people. So do monkeys, when you give them a gun.

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Comments 11
Views 4161

Wall Street: Walk this way! Robinhood:

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Comments 0
Views 503

Go home, Thailand. You're drunk.

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Comments 0
Views 292

Forget it, Imgur, you're out of your element!

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Views 85

My Cumulonimbuses are the greatest.

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Views 508

"Simpsons Did It!": Every Conversation About Gun Control Edition

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Views 889

Merry Christmas from Thailand!

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Comments 4
Views 157

Cat.exe has encountered an unexpected error and must restart

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Comments 2
Views 639

Important Life Hack For Cat Owners!

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Comments 4
Views 1108

Well, I guess I'm never moving my arm again then.

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Comments 1
Views 367

Clearly #TeamCerean has the right idea...

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Comments 0
Views 150

Everyone's talking about Star Wars and Fallout and I'm just

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Views 78

cat.exe has stopped responding and needs to be restarted.

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Comments 4
Views 58

"I swear this used to be a basketball court, Dave"

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Comments -1
Views 80

Upsidedown Doglet

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Comments 5
Views 423

Finally gettin' some pussy

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Comments 0
Views 392

Rimcest is Best

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Comments 1
Views 325

I Like

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Comments 6
Views 356

My Netflix selection is getting smaller by the day...

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Comments 0
Views 316

Aw, it loves me!

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Comments 4
Views 79

Not my proudest boner...

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Views 471

A little late to the boat, but here's my story of ill-gotten loot.

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Comments 252
Views 7666

Not too bad for a phone camera...

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Comments 3
Views 205

Easy like Caturday morning

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Comments 2
Views 475

I'd tap that.

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Comments 0
Views 106

"Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and saviour, Liono?"

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Comments 1
Views 393

Caturday Selfie

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Comments 5
Views 494

Back to your regularly scheduled T'n'A...

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Comments 2
Views 337

Some Love Lessons for my Cakeday

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Comments 2
Views 733

The Last Sunset of 2015

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Comments 6
Views 667
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