Turtleproof

94329 pts · July 6, 2011


Remember Sammy Jankis

Congratulations To The 2016 Champions

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Comments 8
Views 1305

When an audio track plays in the video editor but not the finished render.

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Views 320

2017 Contenders

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Views 243

Demolition Man predicted this.

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Views 375

Farewell to a real piece of shit.

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Views 1043

Tu Fui, Ego Eris 2017

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Posted without comment.

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I mock some of you for being shut-ins with no life experience.

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Given the amount of child porn and bestiality lately:

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Hmm, another video server just crashed.

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Views 1203

We're living in the future, technology has removed all barriers to happiness.

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Shitposts like this, lost like tears in the rain.

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For whom the bell tolls

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YEE3PO

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Views 557

_ \ | AMERICA INTENSIFIES | / _

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After all this time the orb has been found.

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"If you don't name your poison, I'll have to get the boys in!"

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Need someone to listen?  PM me any time.

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Views 402

Made this for the next time I say or do something gobsmackingly stupid.

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Two Tips For A More Peaceful Life

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I painted my phone to look like TARS.

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Penny left in the washing machine gets macabre.

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Drowning in pussy is no laughing matter.

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Capitalism.

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MRW I wear my Batman costume to masturbate in front of my neighbors sprinkler at 3:32am yesterday but find out R.W. passed away.

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Views 940

Searching for a lost microSD card

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Views 204

Watched Network (1976) again, made this.

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Views 5788

When I bring home a kafka wrap but save some for later.

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Am I doing it right?

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Views 282

Grillin' And Chillin' Sunday: Bison b-u-r-g-e-r-s!

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A Letter to Bessel van der Kolk

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Me IRL

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Got a problem? Yo, I'll dissolve it.

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The Music That Blew My Mind Is Now Retro Uncle Stuff

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And now, the conclusion of lost micro SD card.

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Views 15096

ANY DAY NOW.

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Views 90

JWI

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I took a screenshot before it's too late.

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Reading the label on wasabi ginger chips.

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Views 1564

Finding this kind of diction in oven instructions ...

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A friend of mine sent this (racist) gem to me.

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Traveling, need a pub in Toledo, OH?

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Spiral cut of Autumn.

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Searched for "Banana Dream," my wish was granted.

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Every time a Puffin or Bear gets posted.

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Views 6895

Best decision I've made in days.

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Views 115

New print adverts at every retail business.

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Views 79

When my donger keeps flopping out of the flap in my boxers.

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Views 262

"Pg 53 describes your love life, share!!!"

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Views 172

MRW I'm snowed-in and have had the hiccups for four days straight.

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Happy Veteran's Day, I Guess?

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You are, What you do, When it counts.

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How To Witness France With A Polish Tradition.

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Weirdest fundraiser swag I have ever received.

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Late Night Audio

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