Insert witty title here...
MRW someone touches my hand...
Glad someone thought to make this a sign....
I like this safety message
People of imgur...
MRW I see how I will be in the future
When she jiggerypokes your nuzzleflute
MRW I've been holding it in so long it's gone liquid...
A fitting description....
Siths get hungry too ya know
MRW I look inside my swimming shorts...
MRW I'm onto choking my forth girlfriend...
MRW I see what celebrities I share my birthday with and see Mike Pence
I asked Drake if he likes Ozzy...
Blue waffle...
Slavers be like...
MRW I see someone go through a red...
I once tried to short change a clown...
Necrophiliac imgurians be like
Their reaction when I show them lemon party
Whenever I feel sad, I just remember...
Doctor Who in the Colonoscopy
MRW I see a horse limping
Hey man, how bout you let me slap ass?
MRW asked by the check in girl if I'm ready for my flight
MRW I like it rough but my flight isn't overbooked
Come on Humans, do your part!!!
Constipation
When a Canadian sees someone stealing their fort...
What do they call DoughnutMan's sidekick?
Forget Humans and Zombies
MRW my friends tell me to stop being racist to Chinese
This is the enemy, Humans!!!
Damn they be funky flesh!
You hear about the unsuccessful Milkman thief?
Reason zombies are better #459
MRW my best friend flys out to see me but uses United
Team human be like
Boobs for brains!
Flesh fries...
MRW I post lots cause I have no life...
Hooch burns Humans...
Flesh prince of bel air
Why team zombie will win
MRW I'm about to go out for dinner with my family then see #teamzombie starting to lose
We gonna get ya!!!
MRW she undresses and has a penis...
MRW trying to decide if Zombie Carrie Fisher is too offensive to post
Time to release our secret weapon!!!
I have a fever - Zombie Walken
MRW to my human friends when I'm on Teamzombie
We may ooze but we can not lose -Zombie Harambe
Zombie....or dancer
Just when you think zombies are gonna lose Zombowie
You know your a zombie when...
MRW we outta humans