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Knock out some #YOLOBROS
If you ever need to find an inconspicuous place to hide your booze...
shouldreallybedoinghomework
Using the "buy some time" on my paper, If this doesn't work I will fail history and I will blame you OP. You.
ilikebigbuttsandicanliebecauseidontlikebigbutts
the sober and serious look on the man watering his Christmas tree with a beer bong makes that image.
dairycow434
watch out for my blue eyes ladies
thax
Relevant:
Cagmin
OMG dem waffles...
DeputyVanHalen
I've had them. They're every bit as delicious as they look.
brookers
I'm pretty sure duct tape could work in almost any of these situations.
DotCarvell
I used the name thinga bunch of times!
InternetHappenedThatsWHY
Everytime I see the hairband-one I keep thinking "That will never stay on. It's not tight enough."
Nerdextrordinaire
As a woman with thick but very soft hair... I agree completely.
olegs
Don't do the nail and hammer to open the wine bottle life hack. All sorts of bad, yo. All sorts of bad. Trust me.
IsThatUpdog
I steal red pens
thatguyinthecomments
Sounds like an obscure username.
Coltsfoot
TIL painting my dorm room blue was one of the best decisions I've ever made. +1
RoboNickBot
You were allowed to PAINT your DORM room??
Stroodle
Shhh don't tell anyone
Warden
Re: the shirt steaming one...hanging it in the bathroom while you shower (assuming a HOT shower, small bathroom) helps some too.
BeaconOfSoap
I use a plant spritzer (spray bottle) and chuck it in the dryer.
agenericname
AND, most people have somewhere in their bathroom they can hang a shirt. Not so much over the stove. :/
truetenorone
this is how I "iron" clothes when I stay at a hotel... just leave the shower on hot for 15 minutes and let the bathroom steam up
whatthebjork
To do: Paint all walls blue.
superslomo
But... but... the sign also says "Left Exit" on it.
bkluka10
As a Philadelphia resident...it is the most confusing system of on and off ramps
Kitworks
I knew someone else must have had the same thought! Not really a life hack to read the sign.
Pangs
I think reading signs/instructions is definitely a life hack most people don't use.
Kitworks
Actually, on second thought... In this GPS age, I don't thin most people remember the road signs exist.
TheSonOfMyUnclesNephew
The temp in my snow covered town has drastically risen turning the roads into a sheet of ice. Going to waddle around like a penguin now, BRB
TheSonOfMyUnclesNephew
Well, it works but I still don't trust myself walking fast on ice with converse on..
Euin
The first one is completely pointless on any number smaller than 90
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
well, much smaller than 90.
MyUsernameIsFinallyElephant
The trick is to use bases other than 100 that are closer to the numbers you want to multiply, see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3iRXOSzO30
HiMyNameIsSimonAndItsBeen0DaysSinceILastImgured
And then I think the point of this being a quicker way is rather well and truly done for.
LeComtedeFrouFrou
Fullack, tried it with different smaller numbers. No fun.
killerqueennx
Hopefully you'd know your multiplication tables well enough to not need it for numbers smaller than 90...
Keydan
Oh, ants hate cucumbers huh? Somebody needs to tell that to the ants that live IN OUR CUCUMBER GREENHOUSE!
hette
Why do you have a greenhouse just for cucumbers?
Keydan
Because that's how we do thing around here.
JJJJ4
Haha, right?! Cucumbers were the number one thing the ants went after in my garden last year!
Damnyousalazar
Sorry but the blue one just screams 'not true'. What could the angle of the optic nerve possibly have to do with the blue light wavelengths?
TheBestRussian
The optic nerve doesn't really have an angle. If it develops an angle, you have acute angle glaucoma and that's not sexy, that's blinding.
iwasaimingforhishead
"Unlock a chain from the ourside" Anyone else not see the use in that?
DaylightRobbie
And how would you put the band on the lock (thats locked) and then open the door in order to go outside without unlocking it or snapping it
Nerdextrordinaire
I was confused, How do you get the rubber band on the chain, without being inside to put it on. Unless you plan on locking yourself out.
TechEnthusiast
Where am i going to get a cassette from?!
Jimmytheeel
And what kind of madman has both a cassette and a smart phone?!?!
andybrice
A police station.
TheSonOfMyUnclesNephew
I'll send ya some, I had a cassette player in my old car and stocked up from thrift shops and free stores of awesome 70s-90s classics
stargazer3113
goodwill
TooLazyToFindAName
Ask the hipster you trust.
Equinox42
1992
MasonDixie
Time Travel!
shoesarentproof
As someone who regularly listens to music on cassette and releases music on cassette: No.
sweetpeasoup
I guess your high school boyfriend never wrote songs about you then recorded them on cassette tapes
causeyoumakemehappy
the ultimate show of teenage affection....the mixed tape. Yeah, baby!
sweetpeasoup
no but he WROTE them. he like, played guitar, maaan e_\\
ThePastmaster
Your parents. Duh. :P
invaderjak
My plastic containers are always too tough for the can opener trick :(
goodguyC
Or at least my can opener is too wimpy...I've tried that one as well.
DragonDew
These never work.
pohlville2
I worked in retail for a year. Fuck anyone who does the credit card machine 'hack'
laurajanejennyjones
Yes I also thought; why would anyone do that?
djcodyb
Unless your store is fucking retarted you can swipe a card on your register as well.
pohlville2
But youre still going to have them bitch at you while you do it...
Warden
Because putting hair in a ponytail is so difficult that you'd rather use a filthy vacuum.
IKilledKennyAndIAmABastard
Clearly you are not a father.
NotAmused1001
I like to suck up cat litter with my vacuum hose. Why wouldn't I use it on my hair?
Pandemoniumlust
I love the smell of fresh dust in the morning
agenericname
They even missed a piece. That would drive me nuts. My stay at home dad figured it out for two kids with supercurly hair. Not that hard.
SometimesIChangeMyAccountNameJustBecauseICan
Yeah that one keeps getting posted and it always confuses me. Plus, wouldn't the suction pull out a least a few hairs every morning?
cuevasn0d3
This doesn't work for my daughters hair... It just tangled it to no end.
barelyretro
And this especially doesn't work if you're using it on stiff hair like my sister has. Way too nappy for this to ever work.
MadeAccountSoICanRememberImagesToRepostLater
Dad hack.
FauxReel
added benefit of giving your child whiplash too. That one is just awful.
daxis9
2 cups of salt for an ice cold drink? Talk about wasteful.
ivegottwolegs
That was my thought as well!
DivineError
Because salt lowers the temperature at which water freezes, meaning the water won't freeeze around your drink but it'll still be icy cold :)
ivegottwolegs
Yeah. I got it. It's just wasteful to me to use two cups of salt for such a non-critical task.
DivineError
You know.. you can just.. evaporate the water..
j0bi1
OR, wrap a wet paper towel around the drink before putting it in the freezer. Innit?
Ezzybells
Yeah I remember reading that one.
DivineError
You could leave the salt in the water solution or let the water evaporate? Only wasted if you pour it down the drain.
9times
Boil the water afterward and reclaim the salt!
hoorahforsnakes
because that doesn't waste more money on boiling the water than the cost of the salt itself does it?
GardenStateHeavyweight
get 'em
MomTheMeatloafWeStillWantIt
Ain't nobody got time fo dat.
SaraMena
opportunist! but such a good one
hadabadtime
no thats a valuable usage of my time!
atlphenom
It works about as well without the salt. As a chemical engineer I've done calculations for how much salt you'd need to make a (1/2)
atlphenom
change in water freezing temps for one of my classes, and 2 cups won't make a big difference. The liquid just increases surface area (2/2)
sherbetty
but salt does indeed lower the freezing temperature?
IsThisRelevantItMostCertainlyIsNot
No high school chemistry for you?
sherbetty
i was asking you a question because you made it sound like that was false. why didnt you just answer me instead of being a dick?
IsThisRelevantItMostCertainlyIsNot
But I am a dick.
atlphenom
Yes, but you need a lot of it. That's why salting your driveway makes snow/ice melt. But the ratio's higher there.
shittywokmayitakeyourorder
Wine? Hammer? Sounds dangerous to me. Just use the shoe trick!
jalexj
What's the shoe trick?
shittywokmayitakeyourorder
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAx2TXt1v_I and hey they are speaking french so it has to be the best trick ahah
meshuggahpuffs
You ever drink Baileys out of a shoe?
hoorahforsnakes
i agree, drinking out of a shoe is much more entertaining!
shittywokmayitakeyourorder
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAx2TXt1v_I yes indeed it is! And hey, french are "experts" when it comes to wine.
hoorahforsnakes
i prefer to stamp on it, then lick up the wine from between the shards
shittywokmayitakeyourorder
straight up metal
AsAnAmerican
For those that don't want to type it out, the notebook tab: data:text/html,
mackspower
doesn't work in IE9
AsAnAmerican
...Does IE ever work right? :/ ..I was going to say I'm sorry mac because of username... now im just confused.
sigfodr
I did ctrl+f to find this comment. Also, you can create a bookmark to open that file as a .htm and continue to edit and save that
AsAnAmerican
Im not familiar with ctrl+f but, immediately saved as bookmark when I first used it!
sigfodr
When in your browser (and other programs), hit ctrl+F and type; you will be taken to those words on that page.
golightly
I also lazily used ctrl + f to find you. thanks for accommodating my laziness :)
dusttrial
what's the thing with vodka and listerine?
miiiiiike
I did something similar, this was the result walking around town hahaha imgur.com/dZUw0xM
erockinit
you put food coloring in the vodka to make it look like listerine. pour it into a listerine bottle and you can smuggle it onto cruise ships
rghiv001
to sneak liquor on a cruise ship
GonzoGuilty
use an empty listerine bottle and fill it with vodka just add food coloring and it looks like mouth wash.
S0L1D
"When you run out of vodka you can get drunk off listerine." -Eddie the alcoholic
mynameisraquel
cant bring booze on cruise ships, empty the vodka into the the listerine bottle, add some food coloring, and boom just saved a 100 bucks
AppliedSarcasm
LIFE HACK: Place empty vodka bottle next to Listerine. Listerine will look full in comparison. Sit back and enjoy.
Turtleface
I was trying to figure that out too
KC1066
so you can hide it if you need to
dusttrial
So from what I read, it's to hide the fact that you drink alcohol or that you have some, but drinking listerine by the bottle is ok?! ;)
OrangeCarrot
I'm kind of disappointed that it's only to hide alcohol. I was expecting something way more cool and mind blowing
aqueus
Spoiler alert: There is no Listerine.
staplovich
I think those two small vials in the foreground are food coloring...so you pour vodka into a listerine bottle and then disguise it w/ color
daniela2007
works for sending alcohol to soldiers in afghanistan .... OR SO IVE HEARD!
shanyoncanyon
They dyed the vodka and put it in the Listerine bottle to have a secret stash. This would work well if you live in a dry campus' dorm.
Zombieshark
A good way to fuck with someone, if you ask me.
spazzickwaldotron
I was looking for this comment, I thought that also. :D Have a green arrow!
Zombieshark
Likewise!
6double
He dyed the Vodka so that it looked like Listerine.
CaptainJackM
haha this is like the only reply to the original comment actually saying what was done. good job.
zekester
to hide the fact that you're drinking alcohol.
zekester
also works in a Windex spray bottle for use while driving. (not recommended)
hoorahforsnakes
why would you drink by spraying your mouth?
zekester
i've known alcoholics who had Windex bottles of vodka with blue food coloring in them. that way they could drive, spray a couple of shots
zekester
in their mouth. that way if they got pulled over it just looks they were just cleaning their windows. fucked up, but clever.
LegendwaitforitDary
my friends did it on a cruise- it helps you avoid ridiculously high drink prices on ship bars (most cruises dont allow you to bring alcohol)
AceofShades
My dad plays in a band, and when the dive bars charge a shit load for alcohol he sneaks some in inside of a cough medicine bottle
Turtleface
So the gnome looking things are food coloring? Now it all makes sense!
mishellymonster
+1 for "gnome looking things"
thisdjssofunkyman
that is absolutely brilliant. I just thought it was so friends wouldn't steal your drinks..
DrMrsTheMassageTherapist
Exactly what I thought!! Ah, college
ludakris10
like you put blue dye in the vodka? omg that's so smart
100percent200proofColombian
I thought it was for getting drunk at work. I saw story about that posted on here a while ago. But I like your idea better.
musykolli
I like the way you think.
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
it also helps hide booze in a dorm or in your room if youre underaged. or want a road soda. christ i need help.
thereference
+1 for appropriate user name
dcotruta
We could have a chat over a beer.
MyLightBulbJustBurnedOut
Yep, nothing suspicious at all about Listerine in your fridge.
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
Why the christ would you keep it in your fridge? Never understood that. Bars keep them out on the shelf... Thats why you have ice.
MyLightBulbJustBurnedOut
If it's been opened, put it in the fridge. At least that's my perspective. I guess to each his own.
geedavey
who keeps liquor in the fridge? now, a bottle of Listerine in the freezer, that's suspicious.
MyLightBulbJustBurnedOut
My rule is that if the bottle's been opened, then you put it in the fridge.
Chaostar
I tried the math thing with other numbers and it didn't work. Then again, I can't math very well.
NoDanaOnlyZuul
same here... didn't work.
DyneGrey
Check your math. It worked every single time for me, using very different numbers. Make sure your subtracting the addition from 100.
NoDanaOnlyZuul
You're right, it does work! I was concatenating the numbers wrong... thanks for making me double check it.
PadraigS
agreed, I tried 82 x 76. My answer = 58432, correct answer = 6232
zenithtutoring
That's because the 4 in the 432 carries over to the other number. Any time you have more than a two digit number, you need to carry.
PadraigS
Where's the carry button on this thing..
zenithtutoring
Haha. Probably the easiest way is to multiply the left number by 100, then add to the right number. Proof is lower down in the comments.
Textuality
It only seems to work with very specific numbers. So not really much of a "hack". :)
DyneGrey
It works with all numbers. To test I did various numbers that were very different. 64*72 even worked.
DyneGrey
100-64=36, 100-72=28. 36+28=64 (100-64 = 36(or 3600 in the solution) 36+28=1008, add that to the 3600 and you get 4608. 64*72=4608.
Textuality
It works for some, but as the numbers get lower, it stops working. For instance: 5x6. 100-5=95, 100-6=94. 94+95=189. 100-189=-89... :)
DyneGrey
Yes, but then 95*94=8930. So, 8930+(-8900)= 30, which is equal to 5*6. So... even that worked.
zenithtutoring
It works for all numbers (though it's pretty much useless in most cases). If we say that the two numbers are x and y, then (1/4)
Chaostar
I understand the concept. But I tried it with some number combinations, following all the steps, and didn't get the correct answer.
zenithtutoring
(100 - x) and (100 - y) are the "remainders". 100 - ((100 - x) + (100 - y)) is the first part of the final answer, and the second part (2/4)
zenithtutoring
is (100 - x)*(100 - y). To prove this is the same as x*y we do 100*(100 - ((100 - x) + (100 - y))) + (100 - x)*(100 - y) since… (3/4)
zenithtutoring
the first part of the final answer needs to be multiplied by 100 to offset the numbers correctly. If this is expanded, it simplifies to x*y.
DyneGrey
I did 82x98 and it worked perfectly. Are you sure you did it right? First try I forgot to subtract the result of 18+2 from 100.
Chaostar
I did it. I tried doing 80x76 and I couldn't make it work. If you can, then hats off.
DyneGrey
20+24=44, 100-44=56 (in the hundreds place), thus, 5600. 20*24 = 480. 5600+480= 6080, which is equal to 80*76.
SirStrongBad
(100-80)=20; (100-76)=24; (100-(20+24))=56;(20x24)=480; (46+4)=60; Concatenate 60 and 80 and you get 6080!
NoDanaOnlyZuul
Aha! Going from the picture's instructions, I just smushed 56 and 480 into 56,480. Feeling kinda dumb now... thanks for the explanation!
thefakefatsunny
but does the one about blue surfaces work....for ones' self ?
ConstancetheBadger
As a resently single gal... I need blue paint on my walls- to WALMART!
comasutra
Need "help"?
causeyoumakemehappy
brb...
causeyoumakemehappy
.....no, it didn't
bigVanilla
hahaha
thisdjssofunkyman
8 minutes. Interesting.
Churts
8 minutes is a perfectly decent amount of time for a fap.
IsFalseWhenQuinedIsFalseWhenQuined
Thank you for testing this.
kibateo
Are you male or female? I need to see if there's still hope
Manasii
As someone with blue walls, yes.
gingerpanda
It certainly does explain things.
pauladeen
ditto
ladybuglove
As a single woman. Im testing this tonight!
Thrillhowastaken
Do you see what you have done? Look at those GIF'S!
uokbro
feyrband
momodaisuki
Guys,
causeyoumakemehappy
that gif is gorgeous
momodaisuki
Glad I could make you happy.
ladybuglove
It works! Seriously
phonevoice
Pics or it didn't happen!
MadDogMags20
Listen people, clever pickup gif.'s are not the way to her heart...
gammaj4
This is Imgur. It's all we know how to do.
PresidentOfTheInternet
not trying to get into her heart
MakeItBangarang
http://imgur.com/CIQmLr9
icookfoodandfightfire
+1 for anything Holes =)
MarsPluto
dont worry guys. i got this.
ladybuglove
LMFAO!!!! For the muthafukkin WIN!!!
PtrkLnk
http://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/i-believe-i-might-be-of-service-david-bowie.gif
wreckastow46
this is definitely the best .gif in response to her comment! Love it!
ThatGuyWhoDidThatThingYouHeardAbout
brilliant gif
zaraztroe
i need to try that orgasm thing
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ineedtoupvotethis
I'll be making some cinnabon waffles too
TacticalChungus
good thing my computer has blue lights
TheLazyDraenei
same...
st0rmi
Now I know the real reason why my friend has a blue light in his room!
MaddingtonFair
I blue myself
Maybay
How does this not have more upvotes?
mailau
Just painted my bedroom blue
Maybay
Na'vi sex must be amazing.
Maybay
You know, from Avatar.
Supahotfire
I have the best orgasms while looking at Uranus
katycatt
not sure if boyfriend really is amazing in bed or brain is tricking me because both our rooms are blue
HipHopHippopotamus
Just got a new apartment: http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs22/f/2007/335/2/3/Blue_Room_by_Angelo975.png
zaraztroe
so glorious
IWannaSeeHowItEnds
PerfectlyNormalParanoia
Yep...Bedroom is midnight blue with blue everything. . . . . .I have scars from fingernails.
KrispyPotato
I was just thinking...our bedroom is blue, this explains things.
itsnotwhatyourmothersaidlastnighttrebek
same here, but lucky for me, she is pretty orgasmic everywhere :D
dachsman71
Word. My wife is also AND our bedrooms blue. Bonus.
feyrband
I was just thinking...
ImgurIsAFickleBitch
I'll settle for just an orgasm
Beepity
That's what she said.
makescreamogreatagain
As someone with blue walls, I don't know whether I should be ecstatic or devastated.
iwanttopetyourdoggo
i need to try everything here
Thunderkid4
Im glad this is top comment
SknnyWhteBtch
As a 21 year old who has never had an orgasm, I know what I'll be doing tonight.
rugheadrohit
any update! cause the only blue thing i have is my Eraser! So before i start i need to know if the amount of blue i have is Enough!
namerelevanttocomment
50+ ideas and top comment is the orgasm. Seems everything is in order here.
carolinaj
To be honest, I will need scientific explanation on that one.
MaddingtonFair
To the laboratory!
flassk
this explains avatar fetishes.
RandomKnowledgeNugget
As a scientist my first reaction is "I doubt the veracity of that without a source" then it goes to "what kind of study was this anyway?"
DrHarleenFrancesQuinzelMD
brb, painting bedroom ceiling blue
PrimedMonkey
Buying the blue paint and sheets right away.
spoiledBanana
wasn't going to veiw entire album. saw this. worth it.
enzio64
For science.
RIPDobby
Don't bother, there's nothing that supports that claim. No research, no studies, no sources. :(
GooglyEyedNopes
I need to paint my ceiling blue...
ovelle
said everyone who read the whole list.
infusion3
i need to paint my bedroom blue
madmegan
aaaand I just expanded the gallery solely to see what this "orgasm thing" is.
badmojoe
What are you doing later?
zaraztroe
wow i really missed my chance didnt i
pushyourluck
is that an invitation?
tinysnake
just did
BottleofDjinn
That alone made me hit the expand button.
nosyt22
blue everything
saidnoonever
I swear I didn't even think about this one
madetoberuled
Well, deciding what colour to paint my room has got a whole lot easier ;)
BottleofDjinn
Eiffel 65. That is all.
lmRelevant
said no imgurian ever
Hungrycatterpillar
OMFG IMGUR I actually tried this on my TV after I don't press any buttons for a while the screen goes blue so I'm sitting there with (1/2)
Hungrycatterpillar
my face like 5 cm away from the big screen and my brother walks into my room and sees me wanking to a blue screen looks at me (2/3)
Hungrycatterpillar
In disgust and just goes "dude what? the? FUCK?" and just turns on his heels and walks out.....
TrixiHobbitz
I knew there was a reason I wanted blue in my room.
spacemountain
Sorry I upvoted you from 69 to 70.
fireeternal
I dont know man, one does not just forgive a thing like that.
spacemountain
*woman. But yes.
fireeternal
Oh sorry ma´am. I think i've forgiven you by now, time heals all wounds.
zaraztroe
all is forgiven my child
ImaFreakImaweirdo
Haha my whole house is blue! ;)
genuinecounterfeit
Heh... Boyfriend's room is painted blue.
blueberrycupcakes
Need to spill ink everywhere
spicetothefoo
the guys in the blue man group must be dynamite
andybrice
"Due to the angle of the optic nerve" sounds pretty spurious to me.
loveableforeignguy
Yeah it's bullshit, like half these other things. But oh well, people will believe anything they want.
eggmuffin
I don't even see how that would work. The angle of the optic nerve has no correlation with the sensitivity of receptors to certain colors.
maggiemaeforever
maybe placebo effect? :)
andybrice
I'd put my money on that.
Melsy
Yes, it makes no sense. The angle of the optic nerve has nothing to do with color perception, which has nothing to do with your genitals.
JoinMe
brain than red light for example. And if that region is close to the sexual pleasure part of the brain, it could help activate it. (2/2)
zadok
that's just not how the brain works, though. Visual data are segregated based on their originating position on the retina, not their colour
JoinMe
but blue cones are distributed differently than the rest of the cones in the retina. Plus you get chromatic abberation from the retina.
JoinMe
I guess you could get dispersive effects as the light hits the optical nerve, so the blue light activates a different portion of the (1/2)
andybrice
Shh, you'll ruin everyone's placebo pleasure!
EricLee31
but the angle of the dangle IS inversely proportional to the heat of the meat
zaraztroe
you're a fucking poet bro
msliv
Anything that rhymes is true
LegaretteBlount
zaraztroe
nailed it
LegaretteBlount
HighwayToTheDangerZone
amazing. so glad I expanded this thread.
EatsCheetosWithAFork
...multiplied by the mass of the ass divided by the sine of the fine.
usernametooshort
brb, masturbating to the sky
TributeToTheBestAccountInTheWorld
So, did it work?
usernametooshort
yeah but I got arrested... stupid cop said you're not allowed to masturbate in parks... psht
zaraztroe
LOL
eftwyrd
Sky porn
WabanakiWarrior
brb, painting my bedroom ceiling blue
pussaymonsta
but officer, its for science
DapperAlpaca
+1 sir! You're funny as hell.
ReptilianOverlord
Cops usually wear blue...
PsychedChicken
Coincidence?? I think NOT!