When my aunt is on her third or fourth glass of eggnog and sees any young people
Well played, seal.
MRW someone says the cookies are done
MRW my landlord turns the water back on
Airfare prices by days till departure
The struggle is real
Relaxing summer BBQs
3 pugs that is all
When I fart really loud but forget to blame the dog
MRW I'm at a gay bar winging my buddy and someone hits on me
Getting real tired of your shit, monkey
MRW a member of the royal family chases me
MRW a cute girl looks at me across the bar
chimply marvelous
Pawdicure model
. . .
today's my birthday, i.e.,
MRW someone sees me peeing on a bush at 1am
"Dear Sir or Madam..."
Was reading comments (?!) when all of a sudden
Barbie gollum
This morning my barber asked if my hairstyle was a joke or not...
I have started thinking about everything differently since reading this
Beer consumption by state
when I order two stacks of pancakes
I would give anything for this actual picture...
A potato for the 99,999er
whenever anyone asks me "really" or "are you sure"
dog decision-making
Deviously planned cakeday photo of my dog a year ago and today
Benji is not amused...
going to a restaurant after breaking up with my vegan girl
Sent this picture to my best friend during a truly shitstorm fight, and we both just laughed got over it...
Ferret Brothers
have some old timey kittens!
Nobody
I'm sorry
Meanwhile, in Japan
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Looking through old pictures folder, part 2
Looking through old pictures folder, part 1
Paint me like one of your French Generals...
Total badass
Thanks for reading
Literally the dumbest picture I could find on my computer
Top o' the LNI to you
I'm drunk
When my 8yo niece beats me in Connect Four