Barely Retro? What does it mean? How can you be barely retro? It's possible. It is, I will tell you. What is retro? Retro is everything old, everything dated and vintage. How far back are we talking? Well to me, anything in the 20th century is pretty much retro at this point. That's where I come in, since I was born in '94 I can safely say I just barely made it into those born within the 20th century. So as you can see, I am sort of retro. Albeit 6 years before the century ends, but I guess that's why I'm just barely retro.