My first fortune when adding "in bed" at the end.

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I was watching some Mr. Rogers when suddenly I saw this...

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One True King

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OVER THE LINE! I'm sorry, Officer. You were over the line, that's a foul.

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72

My brush with first world anarchy.

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My (honestly) unplanned conversation with my friend.

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