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Dec 23, 2023 7:32 PM
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MajMalfunction2
OnceBotheredTwiceShy
Just exactly how the hell would he know anything about good music ?
Blakeadelic
This from a man who once put out a song called “Wang Dang Sweet Poontang.”
turbodog
Hey Ted, tell the story about the time you shit yourself on purpose before going to the draft board. How you smeared yourself in your own shit so you could avoid getting drafted. Tell us again what a great patriot you are. Fucking hypocrite coward. Just like your orange stink hero.
hellsgunslinger
While I'm not a fan of her music, does that mean she ruined so called "real" music? Hell no. Of course I'm also not an insecure, has been, redneck, blah blah blah either so at least I got that going for me
theboned1
Ted Nugent had one fucking song that he didn't even sing. He just played the fucking guitar. Why in the fuck did he ever become popular?
ShamaOA
Ted "self confessed statutory rapist, twice married with six children by four women while calling himself a social conservative" Nugent said something unpleasant? Shocker.
Atraun
So because she makes music he doesn’t like she is wrong…. Sounds like a direct correlation to the whole extreme right wing agenda
redtruck
She's not a teen idol or diva. She's got talent and very savvy. I'm not a fan boy, but I respect her for staying really focused. Kudos
DaierMune
Ted Nugent has been an unlikable asshole for decades
BootsNCatsNBootsNCatsN
Yeah back to the real soul of rock and roll, dating a 14 year old
ThailandExpress
Muppes
I'm sorry, what?
BryanTenn
Old man blames woman not in kitchen for all the world's problems. News at 11.
happyrabbitzz
Prior to the pandemic I was visiting Reno and went to the Nugget for a steak. They had (maybe still do) one of the best dead cows I've ever eaten. I've always liked dives (bars or casinos) so the slightly dilapidated conditions there were not surprising. But, there at the entrance (where the stale cigarette smoke first hits you) was an advert for Nugent. I can't imagine immersing oneself in that environment, nor in any way giving him money.
Raventhief
People who can't accept that the world moves on without them.
thetonestarr
Ted Nugent used to produce quite relevant music too. It's incredibly sad - though quite unexpected - to see him flop this bad on a take.
QuasiIntellectualChimpanzee
Like the song Jailbait? Relevant?
thatwoodguy
His former bandmates in Damn Yankees had a lot to say about him off the record. Lets just say Shaw's southern gentleman instincts clashed with Ted's
TheSpleen
He sings about raping children, not really my style of music.
ScienceIsNotALiberalConspiracy
Didn't he have sex with his daughter?
Hashbrown123
He "adopted" her so he could rape her while crossing state lines and not get in trouble.
film888master9
I worked on a show he was on when I lived in Vegas and can confirm firm he’s an asshole.
metalrulercid
Ted nugent has a song about being a pedophile. Fuck him and all his opinions.
57rescraft9
This guy is such a pussy. The guy literally crapped his pants to make it look like he was psycho.
astronomypictures
Leave Taylor ALONE!
Minneapple23
absinthemindedprofessor
Two reasons why we can't have nice things.
ontarioOT
Nugent: "Back in my day, you could write songs about wanting to have sex with 14 year old girls. What is the world coming to?!?"
mirrorz
I was alive while the Damned Yankees were popular and I still can't name a single one of their songs.
EroticZombiePants
Damn Yankees came together well after Nugent's radio peak anyway. All of the Nugent songs you may know from the local classic rock stations came out in like the mid 70s.
SkeletorOverlordofEvil
I only remember "Mr. Bonestripper" from Nothing but Trouble. And I'm trying to repress the memory of that movie as much as I can.
RetrogradeLlama
I wouldn't listen to Swift if you paid me. Well, maybe if you paid me a lot. But otherwise no. But Nugent? He's a worthless piece of scum.
The22ndDoctor
You should, she's got a ton of talent, and is a wonderful storyteller. Which is why Ryan Adams covered 1989.
RetrogradeLlama
No, just no. With rare exception, POP sucks. But that still leaves Nugent as a POS.
onecowboytoo
Bad Blood is a pretty good song by Swift.
zeacorzeppelin10
Patton Oswalt talked about how he was in the super group "Damn Yankees," the one music video where the band is cornered in a house, and Nugent comes out dressed like Liberace's stunt double. Then, he became a deranged lunatic.
RagingNorseman
I think Jack Blades and Tommy Shaw considered him as a deranged lunatic even before Damn Yankees, but he didn't hate "High Enough" when they presented it to him.
zeacorzeppelin10
Very true.
zeacorzeppelin10
https://youtu.be/lY69FP4vfWU?si=TwGqAK8IBfq99e8o
RagingNorseman
https://youtu.be/Cd9rOd5qJ20?si=kuf5pxB-MvfCCQRb
EroticZombiePants
He has since apologized to his fan base for playing such "wussy music".
taez555
Given that it was one of the most commercially successful song of his career, I'm sure he declines all the royalty checks he still gets.
NeckbeardFarts
Taylor rights music for 12 year old girls, Ted rights music lusting after them
Thesaya
*writes
NeckbeardFarts
I'm working with whatever brain whatever else is going around with covid will let me have here.
ObiHaiv
I know, write?
Thesaya
I don't always correct what looks like auto corrects, but since you used right instead twice I thought it might be an actual mistake. Fever brain however, also explains it.
MagmaCarta
Meanwhile, Kid Rock forced upon us some bastardization of Sweet Home Alabama and Werewolves of London where he stretches his creative limits by rhyming "things" and "things" in the chorus. But sure, Swift is the problem.
Energytwo
Wouldn't the rights holders of the songs be to blame
EroticZombiePants
I live in the Detroit area, which is his homeland despite his insistence he's a Confederate Southerner, and even here the rock stations don't play anything after he first few albums.
KHLP
I literally in every sense of the word, laugh out loud, when I see Trump walk out with Kid Rock. Kid Rock is cool now? Lmao
dieinagoddamnfire
Kid Rock was always about suburbanite white boys larping at being wild and untamed poor trash while living under their moderately successful parent's rules. There was never any pretense at all about authenticity. Those same fans evolved today into MAGA asshats that will talk about how rough they had it growing up and how hard they worked to get where they are today all on their own. Kid Rock simply went with where the fans went in song topics to stay a smidge relevant to someone out there.
Beefkins
And the copied Smells Like Teen Spirit drum intro. And the copied ringtone piano part. It's a dumpster fire of a song.
MeshHatMafia
And I’m sitting here just embarrassed and disappointed that they come from my state
MagmaCarta
It's okay, you got the Lions to be proud of this year
Juggler
I mean to be fair she does have that one song that literally goes "I'm the problem, it's me"
FuckThemIfTheyCantTakeAJoke
There’re both the problem
FuckThemIfTheyCantTakeAJoke
Music for the masses
chetnixandflill
bOtH sIDeS!
Animorphs
I... I actually liked Bawitdaba. Don't worry, I'll carry the shame with me for the rest of my days.
MagmaCarta
You keep moving on, and only God knows why.
Acolytical
The chorus of that "song" is from Bizzy Bee's "Running things," a real rapper from NYC,
TheSecondPiewackit
That's when he was faking being a rapper before faking being a redneck rocker.
Animorphs
Fake rapper. A fapper. Hehe.
jayman0123
I mean Ted Nugent has a song about trying to get a cop to help him rape a 13 year old girl so I don't really care for his opinion on anything
dieinagoddamnfire
I'm not trying to defend the bastard here, but there are a lot of musicians who write songs 'from another person's perspective'. Cannibal Corpse has a song called Fucked With a Knife (it's a love song). Do I think George Fisher (who wrote it) actually wants to stalk a woman and impale her nether regions with a kitchen knife? No. He's a nice fellow. He just writes songs about terrible things.
dieinagoddamnfire
Blarf, meant to add more to that in that, my bad. In regards to Nugent, unlike Fisher, I think he was actually writing about his own personal fantasies and not simply making up a scenario to write a story song about. Just wanted to toss it out there that not every song is meant as a songwiter's personal feelings, ideas, and opinions being poured out into the song. Nugent's were. But not everyone is such a piece of trash.
RandyRandalman
This
RetrogradeLlama
He's just mad at Taylor because when she was 14 and he was 54 and asked her out, she refused.
CaptainHyperbole
FFS!
freakdiablo
Was gonna ask for sauce but his wiki page actually has a subsection on him being creepy, with a confession from Courtney Love...
RetrogradeLlama
Did you check out his marriage?
freakdiablo
CraftyGiant
Are you not familiar with his classic "hit" "Jailbait" (Link to printed lyrics: https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/tednugent/jailbait.html )
CraftyGiant
It's LITERALLY about trying to fuck 13 year olds as an adult. He released it at the ever so young age of 32!
freakdiablo
What... What the hell?
Irianne
Holy jesus fucking christ what the fuck
CraftyGiant
Yeah that pretty well sums it up..
magicmartyn86
Who the fuck is Ted Nugent?
Boxingjedi
exactly
CraftyGiant
A semi famous "rockstar" who once wrote a song about trying to fuck 13 year olds, when he was 32. Have some lyrics: https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/tednugent/jailbait.html
EroticZombiePants
He was popular in the 70s, so ask your dad.
keyblader1985
I only know him because of a cameo in Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
GitchyGitchyOohLaLa
proof that the adage -"w/age comes wisdom" - has w/some serious qualifications. or living proof that - "trust the art: not the artist" - was written for his kind of ilk.
TacoFox
Ted is a self confessed pedophile.
absinthemindedprofessor
A pedo who had sex with underage girls including becoming the legal guardian of one so that he could marry her.
OneUniverse
he sings that pedo song.
GRZMNKY
What is Ted Nugent?
GitchyGitchyOohLaLa
https://youtu.be/Y62Dtf6YVg4?si=Xz_Zjmf--VNMeNCg
jonReremy9669
i'll do you one better! why is a ted nuget¿!¿
jonReremy9669
...even still al!ve and talking
StephenDaniels
A guy who once went to incredible, disgusting lengths to dodge the draft who now wants your kid to fight in every war conceivable.
StephenDaniels
Unless you are particularly young, then he wants YOU to fight in every war conceivable.
DatDarthCaedus
Dude, you don't know who Turd Nugget is? Alright, so basically he made some decent rock in the 70s, and he's been coasting on that since then, while becoming an increasingly ridiculous far-right extreme lunatic; anti-vaxxer, says covid ain't real, supports Trump, sleeps with minors, defended apartheid while making racist remarks about Africans in 1990 (and just super racist in general), complained about how the US didn't nuke Iraq in '04, insulted school shooting survivors over becoming gun 1/
Nalianna
"decent rock" - Well I don't care if you're just thirteen; You look too good to be true;
Nalianna
I just know that you're probably clean; There's one lil' thing I got do to you...
magicmartyn86
I know of him. I was being sarcastic, but now I know more about him than I ever cared to & know that he's human garbage.
DatDarthCaedus
control activists, called BLM terrorists, is against support for Ukraine, is blatantly homophobic, is against animal rights, has been fined for illegal hunting, threatens people (got investigated for threats against Obama, said animal rights activists should be killed, said you should shoot Democrats and media, etc)... and basically the tl;dr is that he's a fucking lunatic who no one should take seriously, but sadly far too many people do.
CaptainHyperbole
Holy shit
billyjonas
So your standard magat?
Hashbrown123
Guy that shit his pants and "adopted" an underage girl so he could legally rape her on tour while crossing state lines.
thedarkcanuck
Didn't a few rock stars do that?
vanishinggirl
Coward shit his pants to get out of serving in the military! Speaks volumes of his character.
Hashbrown123
You would think a "great hunter" would relish the chance to hunt the deadliest game.
Chalybos
What, prey that can fight back? Fuck Ted Nugent with a cactus.