Let's enjoy our AVOCADO TACO.
Why The Great Pumpkin Never Arrives...
Wait.. Cassette Tapes Are Cool Again?
Insurance denied because of "Act of Dog" clause.
I don't want to get McMurdered.
Who needs a truck when rollin' in my 5.0?
You can't fix stupid.
Unexpected Farts!
If MAGAs could apply logic.
They refuse to stop talking about him even though they have nothing to talk about.
Charleston West Virginia Capitol Heist of 1963
Think I can run one more pot with the same coffee grounds?
Been working remotely for months now on tiny screens due to family responsibilities. Finally getting back to work normal again with my office desk setup....
The Land of Denial must be a fabulous place.
CAT SEX OTICS!
Don't forget to look up when in the woods.
You know what lifts the mood in the office? A big bowl of Jelly Belly!
Um, thanks. But I think I'll make it.
The ultimate Chevy Lumina Coupe?
GENIUS STRATS
Desperate smokers stealing butts
$1.12 a gallon 93 octane. Wow.
FedOops
Dicktim.
Who needs a mailbox door?
Low selfesteem tea in work fridge.
Let's hope they have air fresheners.
Insurance denied because "Act of Dog" clause.
Let's hope they have air fresheners.
The Thin Salty Line
Dense ones
Doing this to her car probably won't help.
Creeper vents?
And I just washed my car.. .. . ..
Dad joke.
A big load of mannequins. But why?
Halloween donuts!
This is my mother's 40 year old pear.
Good taste is as common as common sense.
Shipping Efficiency!
You are not alone at the urinal...
Who needs taillights or reflectors..or plates?
Note to self. Don't use a pole's shadow as a guide to add a sport stripe.
The old Pal's in Kingsport has great food.
Rare 80s hot hatchback spotted.
Homemade truck
Pray Denton eventually gets over this public humiliation
Oddly specific design parameters for this house. Why not just say it's for Chris?
This day counts towards all my successess.
Is this a new trend?