If only…
Never gonna
“My mate Chris can install that for you way cheaper”
Are you a leg man?
Truly a best man
Despite all my rage, covfefe
Montable
What is the charge? Eating a meal??
Oooof, thanks Donny, I'll do my wife a favor and not drive a hydrogen
Gell-Mann Amnesia effect
I. DON'T. KNOW. MORE. THAN. YOU
Germany... what are up to now?
To all recently closed restaurant curry collectors, don't miss out!
There's always one
Sultan Mehmed ||, oil on iPhone, 1480
Top Level Marketing
You’ll be a dehhintest! You’ll be a success!
"Asking"... Warning Joe, that's the word you should be using
Best intro to worst character record holder in GOT
When you step on your dogs paw and they make that little 'aarf' sound
Dad hires a plasterer
Pay to reject cookies, lol, sure, I’ll get right on that
Who wants to join me in hell?
Controversial, I like it
Demographic shifts
You can make any flag of the Czech Republic from the flag of the Czech Republic
Stronghold Crusader, then maybe some TF2…
When you're about to thank the co-worker who pulled your head out of the industrial exhaust
Me coming home from work on Friday while next Monday watches
getting shockingly more common, RIP education
Go Piggers
European country names in Irish
Las Vegas 1947
Be funny if it wasn’t so true
Israel threatens Irish peacekeeper UN forces in Lebanon. I hope the gun doesn't go off by 'accident' as Israeli weapons seems to be so prone to.
Thank you for your turret wisdom
American foreign policy encapsulated perfectly in one picture
Modern Renaissance
The blue area and red area both contain 5% of the worlds population
Does whatever a barrier can
How’s he going to moisturise after without his thousand bottles of baby oil?
Dominic Hausatonic, the final US atmospheric nuclear test. Yield 9.96 megatons, October 1962
Anyway here’s shheeeeeee nnnnnnnnaaaaaaaauuuuu sheeeere nnnnnneeeeaaaaaauuu
Paul Verhoeven is a genius
Steam is the anti-Disney
I crer every time
Lavish
Agreed, now lets switch, you can have my 2 grand, I'll take the 100k
Mild, Medium, or Extra Spicy?
If you can keep your head while those around you ca....
Shots
The two tropes of Brit
A friend
True
When I’m nervous in the interview and drink from the pitcher instead of the glass they put beside me
Tsar Nicholas II and King George V. First cousins. 1909
Worst Michael Caine impression I’ve ever seen
The sun on his way to come through my blinds knowing full well im not ready to go to work yet