MagmaCarta

812197 pts · December 29, 2019


"Well, I don't know how many years on this Earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it." Just a random dude using dark humor to mask my insecurities, anxiety, depression, and catastrophism. Plus I'm hilarious, so don't hate. If you have somehow formed an opinion of me, I can assure you that it is wrong. I've got benefits, if anyone needs a friend. Unapologetically Philadelphian. The only red hat I wear is for the Phillies. All hail Gritty: https://i.imgur.com/ZkjsSTN.jpg In case you were driven here by blind butthurt rage over a comment I've made, to the point of coming to my page to downvote every post and comment I've ever made, please consider the following points: https://i.imgur.com/aML57vF.jpg https://i.imgur.com/qeVdy92.gif https://i.imgur.com/jXt5LiU.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/19Jabd3.jpeg and https://i.imgur.com/sFRN0Fo.gif "I spend most of my time either excited or nervous, or a weird combination of both. Shortly followed by brief periods of exhaustion." "Always hopeful, yet discontent. He knows changes aren't permanent. But change is." https://youtu.be/auLBLk4ibAk "Live, brave one. Fight those internal storms and win, brave one. Weather those wounds and rise once again, fly once again. For too long, you’ve lay in darkness." https://youtu.be/6uJoN_I9ebQ Random compliments and endorsements I've been given, without any context whatsoever: - "(I like your name) It sounds like it sets a set of laws directed at a governing party of melted earth." - "Your name made me say 'magma' out loud at the office. In the Dr. Evil voice." - "You W⚓️" - "You're definitely one of the ones I can rely on for a good comment, lol. Keep up the good work! Deserving of a gold star ⭐ " - "I like your username... Royal charters of rights. So hot right now." - "so are you just any old document made out of molten rock, or like, a specific one that's like, the precursor to democracy but molten rock?" - "I cannot believe you inferred my root meme through so little text. You're a hero." - "I bet you've never worked an honest day in your life." In closing, I'd like to ask you to be a little bit less of an asshole tomorrow than you were today. Do your part to make the world better. Wow... you made it this far, huh? Okay... um... then send recipes (both food and cocktail), lêwds, or pets I guess? I do have a Discord, so ask nicely and I will share. To date, only nine people have made it this far.

It Is Absolutely Fucking Okay

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Now I Heard There Was a Secret Cord

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Hail to the King, Baby. Fuck Cancer.

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No One Really Cares About Spotify Wrapped

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"In Darkest Times, Hope Is Something You Give Yourself."

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The Force Is Chaotic In This One

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Good Morning, Generation X

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Fuck You, Santa

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Is This My 16th Favorite?

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Posting This With Zero Context

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When Two Train Wrecks Meet on the Same Track

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There Goes Another One

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Happy Ash Wednesday

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Love Everyone Unconditionally

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My Favorite Mug for Mug Monday

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Mini Gritty Appreciation Post

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In Celebration Of My 5 Year Cake Day, I Am Giving Back to the Imgur Community

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23andMe Files for Bankruptcy

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Kids Gonna Learn Tonight

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Lore of the Things

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Back Safety During Spooky Season

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I Start Every Morning

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Just a Trophy

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Really? Right in front of my Request to Make A Folder full of "Really? Right In Front of My..." memes?

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A Jawn of Grittys

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A Lot of Talk, You Say? Heavens.

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Participate! Mandatory Fun!

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Positive Vibes Mini Dump

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Great Googly Moogly!

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East Bound & Down, Loaded Up & Truckin'

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Stage 4 is The Cryptkeeper

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There Goes the Philadelphia Vote

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Happy Mother's Day

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Wholesale Confession Bear

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May the Fou- No

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Happy St. Hat-Trick's Day

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Support Your Local Front Line and Essential Workers

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Another Happy Pizza Day to Andrew Tate!

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Sundays are for Confessions

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It's Ash Wednesday, my dudes

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A little SciFi for your cyberdeck, chummer?

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About as Pleasant as a Virtual Nut-Tap. Venting Here Because I Can't Anywhere Else.

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My Favorite Mug

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Christmas Selfie Confession

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Take Five, Everyone

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Sharing My Crafts

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I'm Not Vanilla, I Just Have...

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Its Dangerous To Measure Alone - Take This

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Sometimes I Hate Phone Screen Interviews

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Reminding You All, Once Again

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Let's All Celebrate A New Holiday.

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Me, Scrolling Through Usersub on July 29th

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Hopes Dashed

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"Plz, call me dad." Gritty got game.

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