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LizardEnterprises
I never thought I'd downvote blazing saddles, but your title is so "butthurt white guy" that I think I have to.
definitelynotanarc
I mean, they sure used the N word a lot in D'Jango
Piornet
Down voting for the stupid title. South Park movie, etc.
leonth3duke
Don't get the title. This sort of satire/"offensive" humor is still very much a part of our culture. Key & Peele for example.
BlumpkinPie69
This is far from the edgiest example in the movie. South Park does worse almost every week.
grandfalloon
Oh, once again posting Blazing Saddles, saying they could never do it today. Aren't we edgy?
SuperPickle17
We can't use the D word, it might trigger someone.
TestAccount321
Ah, shut your trap. If anyone dared make a racially charged movie, you'd be calling it "SJW horseshit" or something.
foosballito
Oh ffs. Ever heard of south park?
apercent
Oh hush you heckler. Everyone understands historical accuracy, even the sjw.
therocksfannypack
LittleLebowskiUrbanAchievers
https://vine.co/v/edmwOzm7ldb
WellMyNameIsJimMostPeopleCallMeJim
I finally get to say it. I'M RELEVANT!
wa27
Is anyone else sick of seeing "XYZ could NEVER be made today!!!"
darkdragonempress
In this one instance I'm inclined to say it's true. Not for being too risqué, but because much of the talent is no longer around.
Ninjainslippers
Yes. The irony being that these people are getting offended by people being offended by this stuff.
HermeneuticalQuandary
Comments like these could never be made today
LongCommentChainAppreciator
I've seen so many of them, that I am even sick of the comments that say they are sick of those!
WilliamKeith
You think there's no funny comedies now, or are you just sad that you can't call black people niggers anymore? Hint: it wasn't funny before.
cam8001
The world is significantly better for people now than it was in the 70s
DaedaIus
Yep, getting rid of communism was really a step in the right direction. But we can always improve.
d0o0o0d
Yeah, but it seems like people in the 70s had more awareness that things were getting better.
d0o0o0d
These days, people under 50 or so have just read about Jim Crow laws, lynchings, that kind of thing. People over 50 remember it firsthand.
pandro
this. and remember kids of all races, saying "yes, sir, no, sir" to a cop isn't buckling under - it's just good sense.
Meredithbixby
WTF stick is up your ass @OP?
LouieMondo
Hey, where all the white women at??
xo66nt
You know, i think you just want to hear and say racist things without being called a racist, but thats none of my business
Ohmygodimkenny
Excuse me while I whip this out
MightyShoePrint
Local radio station uses that sound clip. I can hear it perfectly. Hearing voices in your head is so wild.
BlueSpaceLizard
Where the white women at?
owningmclovin
Oh boys
JimStarluck
I still wish Obama had started his first inaugural address with that line.
BrickInYaMouf
*screams and dives for cover*
CamelSpotter
You mean screams and covering the childrens' eyes.
Snarkywisecrack
It would take two hours to read all the good quotes from this movie.
pookieeatworld
Well... Yeah, I mean the movie is about 2 hours long, ain't it?
Snarkywisecrack
Bingo
blaynbarbosa
thatsthejoke.gif
tehzpoon
Laughed harder at this than anything else in this post. Heheh.
ZeRootOfAllEvil
MONGO LIKE THIS POST ALMOST AS MUCH AS CANDY
imguyy
If you can make django unchanged you can make this.
burgerandy
So true! Tarantino's movies are way less sensitive. Saddles was done all tongue-in-cheek with caricatured stereotypes.
URNSHOW
Dammit MAN! You said EXACTLY what I was trying to say when I was trying to say while I was saying it. Fuck! And thank you! I agree.
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owningmclovin
Blazing saddles was good wholesome family friendly racially charged humor
BuckMelanoma
THANK YOU. but that doesn't stop people pretending like everything is the worst and nothing is allowed now
SomeCrazyNerd
Yes I'm so sick of this politically charged whining about whining.
hooktail419
You took the words right out of my fingertips.
URNSHOW
YOU PUT THOSE WORDS RIGHT BACK IN HIS FINGERTIPS RIGHT NOW, SomeCrazyNerd!
Delathi
Adam Sandler made Ridiculous Six, similar over the top offensive western, it just sucked.
KharnApproves
Adam Sandler hasn't been funny since the Wedding Singer
mechanicalchaos
I kinda agree, but then this movie really did emphasize on the racial jokes. Not 100% it'd get by production today.
jrntn
Django Unchained didn't emphasize on the racial jokes? Did you watch the film? o.o
mechanicalchaos
Aye. Django wasn't exactly a comedy unless you laugh at violence. The two feel pretty different, at least to me.
Ninjainslippers
Shh! You'll offend all the people who think that people are too sensitive these days.
StillbornGod
HAVE ALL THE UPVOTES FOREVER
L0rdM0M0
Imgur is about 50% waging war on imaginary enemy factions.
L0rdM0M0
And 23% making up statistics.
LongCommentChainAppreciator
90% of all online statistics are made up.
mechanicalchaos
"Virginia schools ban 'To Kill a Mockingbird,' 'Huckleberry Finn' for racial slurs" -- This is why people think it wouldn't get made. =/
imguyy
Schools ban things from children. That's normal. We're talking about a film available to the general public.
nihilistdad
Nothing normal about censorship.
EndersGame
Books have been getting banned for the past I dunno, ever? Stop acting like its new
nihilistdad
Even burned. Good times, eh?
FoxVoxDK
Damn it, to hell with your logic!
fuck123456789
yeah it could. dont get so triggered by SJWs imgur. goddamn
JohnnyTitelips
Bet.
Ninjainslippers
Hey! Don't offend the sensitive little boys who think everyone is too sensitive these days.
igerfoo
Nah dude, didn't you hear?! The world is totally going to shit!
fuck123456789
damn Es-Jews are ruining the world
TheHappyHermit
It wouldn't be made not b/c of SJWs but b/c greedy studio heads would never greenlight an original script like this.
owningmclovin
"Greedy studio heads" would green light it in a second if they could be reasonably sure it would make money
Larkos
Comedies don't these days so this movie would be difficult to make especially since it'd probably be NC-17 today.
fuck123456789
http://cdn.newsbusters.org/images/2012/July/Freeman%20705.jpg
Freemage69
Honestly, the only gag in the entire movie that doesn't work as well today is the fourth-wall breaking chase scene at the end. Other 1/x
Freemage69
than that? Yeah, it'd be fine. And that's speaking as someone most folks who use "SJW" as a slur would consider to be an SJW. 2/2
fuck123456789
damn Es-Jews
owningmclovin
Racially charged humor is not the same as being racist. The rule of thumb is it has to be more funny than it is offensive.
DarkCrawler901
LMAO didn't this lame-ass OP nigga see Django or something?
radas86
Came down here to say the exact same thing. Clearly OP doesn't watch many films.
fuck123456789
@oldasballs did you see Django Unchained?
blumpkinfarmer
@oldasballs is probably just sad because his time has passed him and he resents the youth for having what he no longer has
TheExpensiveBikeRide
Will somebody help the poor man?
JuliusPepperwoodFromChicago
Your title=Things racist people say when they are tired of not being able to say nigger.
Shadehawk
wait, we cant say nigger? well fuck why didnt any of you chinks tell me this till now?
mj96xx
"damn it why won't you just let me offend you!!"
befuckingdecent
You called it.
MeatMechanic86
You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new west. You know..morons.
Clashthat12
I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!
Eliwoodthegoothoonter
Such a classic. Rest in peace gene
Psyjinx
What the fuck... I had NO idea he died.
Eliwoodthegoothoonter
I binged Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory that day.
Prjktdan
Nevermind that shit, here comes MONGO!!!!
SuplexSteve
Candygram for Mongo!
TK421isAFK
Mongo only pawn in game of life.
whitefolk
Where the white women at
Darwinthenaturalselector
Excuse me while I whip this out.
butteredtoast789
Sekolah
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sciencebasedlifeform
ArchibaldFooster
AnneFranksDustyBongo
Aaaannnd saved!
TheDogEnd
I wish it still said 'morons' at the end. The simplicity of the insult is what makes it so funny
butteredtoast789
normally i would agree but with the changes to this community since that gif was made; neckbeard fits oh so well
sciencebasedlifeform
+1
MericanNightmare
You know, Trump supporters.
ilovemynewcar
Still a butthurt after the election? GG no RE
MericanNightmare
What an original response. You really got me dang.
Usernameisalreadyregisteredwasalreadyregistered
Oh look, someone took the joke literally.
KianuReeves
Like they would care for a black mans life...
KianuReeves
For the record, I do.
bigV94
Oh I read that as Mormons :/
quicktochuckle
Goddamn it, Vivian, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. Coffee is in the thermos on the counter. Have a good day!
ArtArchive
Anybody else sick of hearing this quote all the time?
Dipthepole
Never!
Vandammit
Nope.
ArtArchive
That's unfortunate. I feel like parrots are learning how to type.
Vandammit
It is the internet, you gotta take it all in stride.
Usernameisalreadyregisteredwasalreadyregistered
Alternatively, we could remember that they were intentionally written to be this dumb specifically to be laughed at.
Sierra11755
Don't know if you're being serious but this is a quote from the movie.
Usernameisalreadyregisteredwasalreadyregistered
Ah. Evidently I need to watch the movie again, then. Well, any excuse for more Mel Brooks.
LittleLebowskiUrbanAchievers
https://vine.co/v/edmwOzm7ldb
ohHiMark2000
Wait what movie is this?
mineturtle1
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IbitDalv
Blazing saddles
CPolofVancouver
One of the best goddamn westerns ever made, that's what!
DrunkLlama
I must watch this now
Unbulletproof
Is this Westworld?
GeorgeHWBushsGhost
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SunAnvil
The black guy is Yul Brynner
Unbulletproof
I knew it.
TheCochNessMonster
These violent delights have violent ends
vurcease
Darude: Sandstorm
MACARLOS
https://moviesreview101.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/here-we-go-again.jpg?w=400
initialdave
When I watched the first episode of Westworld, I did indeed comment that the sherriff was near.
dangerbrennan
It's a little town that they called rockridge
sciencebasedlifeform
Tyler Perrys Westworld Madea
AfroSamuraiRM
BLACKED Westworld
RareQuotes
Shrek unleashed: Backyard anal 2
Thepotatoknight
Doesn't seem like anything to me..
wolfmange
Yes, of course, the actor who played Kojack.
mjso23
Clever!
GoogleFucker
Okay, you win
FindingInterestingStuffs
You deserve far more upvotes.
vorkje2
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Tofubutton
I dreamt of Dolores last night
stinkingyeti
Or are you just a dream of Dolores?
stinkingyeti
Or are you just a dream of Dolores?
Tofubutton
That would actually be pretty neat
venomlash
A student at my alma mater recently told me Blazing Saddles is racist. Upon further questioning, it turned out he hadn't actually seen it.
URNSHOW
Hence, racist. Ever notice that? Hmmm, interesting.
RexMundus
Richard Pryor was a major screenplay contributor and would have starred in it if he hadn't unfortunately set himself on fire while on drugs
venomlash
The way I heard it, the studio wanted to recast because Pryor was uninsurable, and Brooks threatened to cancel the film, (1)
venomlash
but Pryor was like "we can't cancel, I need the money" so they cast Cleavon Little instead. And he did a good job. (2)
BookieeWookiee
Still waiting for History of the World Part 2
URNSHOW
So am I. Maybe Mel is waiting for where he left off to be far, far away in time.... or he is still in contract negotiations with Yogurt.
AutomaticBzooty
Or Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money.
ClothoBuer
Supposedly Brooks was in talks to make another Spaceballs film, but I haven't heard any new developments.
ImSaltyWalty
Nazis in Space!
WhoTaughtYouMath
Jews in Space.
ImSaltyWalty
Not after the nazis
ImSaltyWalty
In space
flowseeker
Tarenteno could do it.
wiggadewah
Tarantino is exploitation, Brooks is satire.
flowseeker
Have you considered that maybe you just don't get Tarantino's humor?
wiggadewah
I never said there was no humor. Just different presentation.
flowseeker
Yeah it's definitely presented differently but I totally see most of his movies as satirizing the genre.
wiggadewah
OK fair enough. Brooks is societal satire while Tarantino is entertainment satire.
Panzer89
Sure he could. Except that 75% of the humor would be replaced with fake blood, the word fuck, and a gratuitous shot of woman's feet.
samsonguy920
Indeed. If he honestly pulled off a true comedy, it would be great. But he wouldn't.
butterection
Dave Chapelle not only could, but he would, and not a damn person today would have an argument of merit.
gunn
No, no he couldn't
anotherdickat
I don't think there is that much fake blood on the whole planet.
absolutezero182
Just borrow some from the Evil Dead set
PostNutDepression
I love Tarantino but good god the man has a fetish for blood and feet. He's like some disgusting swamp leech you find back home in Orleans.
PostNutDepression
* New Orleans
unclemeat70
But it wouldn't be funny
anotherdickat
It would, but not like that.
owningmclovin
I would fucking love if QT directed the scene when they fight all through the studio
flowseeker
Lol I could just imagine it looking like the crazy 88 fight scene from Kill Bill. That would be awesome.
Stanistani
Tarenteno - is he the edgy new director from Lithuania?
mac821
Thank you veddy much
flowseeker
Damn I knew I should have looked up the spelling. I have dishonored my family.
ScorpioMonkey
http://s30.postimg.org/bp9vov4up/med_gallery_1_6_654189.jpg
Stanistani
It's all right, I think Lithuania should have a shot at the Academy Awards.
SpaceSphere
And your cow
eion85
I dunno, Tropic Thunder pushed some boundaries.
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dragonfliet
People got offended by Blazing Saddles. Your point? Things piss people off sometimes. Watch a Rep. lose their shit if a flag gets burned.
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radas86
As long as it doesn't stop such films being made and distributed, who the hell cares if some are pissed off?
JokeDestroyer
I was surprised I didn't hear more outrage over the "blackface" thing. It was just that good.
eion85
It also wasn't blackface in the historical sense.
AwkwardKyle
I think the context helps. A lot of the more outlandish things in the movie were a criticism of how Hollywood treats black actors.
JokeDestroyer
I remember now, someone pointed out that all of the racists in Blazing Saddles were villains or the "simple" townsfolk.
radas86
He won an Oscar for that role didn't he?
TygerYasha
Nominated. Heath Ledger won that year for playing The Joker in The Dark Knight. [themoreyouknow.gif]
PsychopompGecko
See that racism? The guy wearing blackface lost to the guy wearing whiteface.
BlackPanther01
Because it wasn't done for the sake of being racist.
SerialChillinSpree
Hmm, more things than you think are done for comedic purposes and such but get lambasted. Point me towards somthing was done intentional.
SerialChillinSpree
It was just that good. Also, could be because a jewish guy directed the film and they actually run most of hollywood, wasn't whitey did it.
SerialChillinSpree
And if this statement gets downvoted or attacked my statement isn't w/out some grain of truth. Can't knock the real meal ticket.
Camelspotting
Most American Jews are white...
SerialChillinSpree
Unorthodox, non-practicing and of usually half-mix. But, most identify as Jewish (non-white). Ben Shapiro elaborates on this.
hooktail419
... So the Jew-run media was behind all of this?
SerialChillinSpree
So they don't run hollywood? Such a liberal institution did blackface..whyyyy wasn't there backlash? I posit same w/ Blazing Saddles maybe.
hooktail419
Oh my god, I don't care
ItsAlwaysDaDamnedGuvment
The movie was supper risky back then even Mel Brooks said that they went too far several times but that he regretted nothing
SupposedlyNaive
I yet cant find the name of the movie
URNSHOW
Could be, user name... sorry, your user name compelled me...YOUR USER NAME COMPELLED ME! To reply as if answering a question...
GreenYawgmoth
"we went too far and I regret nothing" does sound like something Mel Brooks would say.
URNSHOW
Because HE HAD BALLS! And would've went up against the studio if he felt that what was being attacked merited defending.
Grimmerr
He had SPACEBALLS!!
URNSHOW
Indeed. Most definitely.
greenroom628
richard pryor was a writer for the movie and was the one that pushed the language and racist jokes.
YourFriendBen
That's neat to know. The racist terms were always (I felt) to make a point. Just watched Bad Santa 2, what a piece of trash; the movie.
pandro
They heard from the real Hedy Lamarr before release. Mel Brooks said she had entertained us for years and to "pay her whatever she wants."
imhoots
When this came out, I had to go to the theater and see this movie twice. The first time I was laughing so hard I couldn't hear the dialogue.
Ryebread91
One of the scenes cut was when Kahn asks if all black men are gifted and light out she says "it's true it's true" 1/2
Ryebread91
He then says "I'd hate to disappoint you ma'am but you're sucking on my arm." 2/2
KlatnYelox
The last part is the part that's cut, only half the times I've seen it have I heard the "hate to dissapoint" part. The gifted part is always
Ryebread91
It might be there actually. Been a few years.
aeomis09
The flatulent camp scene was a bit much
Selerox
That was one of the greatest moment in cinema history, and I'll fight anyone who says it isn't.
AWanderingMage
And I'd have your back. First time I saw that I could hardly breath... because of the laughing. What were you thinking?
URNSHOW
I disagree. Flatulence IS and ALWAYS will be FUNNY. This is part of maledom. Although... Smell-O-Vision would have pushed it further...
suretoast
It's part of humankind. Farts are funny. Why gender it and exclude half the people from enjoying it?
URNSHOW
Agreed. My daughter thinks it's a riot when she has one rip out... wonder if having two older brothers plays a factor...
IATTM
Maledom eh?
URNSHOW
I guess so. Sorry if that offends you. Not really. I lied.
d0o0o0d
You have not experienced the Beans Scene until you have experienced it in THX surround-sound.
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresdenIsMyPatronus
That's going on my bucket list now. It never occurred to me, but it's genius!
snotrocketscience
Dolby audio through headphones is pretty good too.
d0o0o0d
Headphones aren't bad, but it's amazing when you can see ripples in your drink when the cowboys start ripping 'em out.
d0o0o0d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlnI6XjWk_k
pandro
apparently, olden times broadcast tv muted it, so it looked like a "silent ballet" as the guys rose off their seats or lifted a leg.
compgrokker
One of the basic cable channels (ABC family?) shows it like that. So disappointing.
LabyrinthCharm
I'm glad I'm not the only one to notice that. It always breaks my heart.
Camelspotting
To be fair Mel Brooks' Silent Movie is also amazing.
AwkwardLee
... That mime was real vocal tho