Rona finally got me.
The downvote army are ruthless and unforgiving Cinderella
With all the attractive holiday selfies going around
Bank holiday + new biker + full Leeroy Jenkins = Brazen spontaneous solo cross country roadtrip
Well I guess I'm having an entire lasagna tray for one then
Legs or dirty hot dogs that fell behind the sofa and have begun to grow hair?
Regular egg, goose egg, hand, scale
ᵀʰᵉ ᶠᵃˢᵗ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘʳᶦᵒᵘˢ﹕ ᵀᵒʸ ˢᵗᵒʳᵉ ᴰʳᶦᶠᵗ
Who needs a valentine when you can have a whole bag of onion rings
Merry Christmas from a master procrastinator