Never heckle someone holding a microphone
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Most of them from the college she went to... such school spirit!
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592
"You look like the poster boy for birth control!"
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2039
"Well, uh...she's acceptable, your Honor."
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899
Happy Mother's Day
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90
Happy Cinco de Meow
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0
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Saw this cute couple just hanging out
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Unagi
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Patriots Fans
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Amber colored fizzy water
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When you start your career with a small $1Million loan from your dad
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61
MRW, at 39, I get called "sir" for the first time...
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1577
Lazy Saturday is Lazy
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1593
Somebody said this needed more than 5 metrics
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64
Easy peasy japanesey
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361
License and proof of insurance, please.
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40
Libyans and teachers...
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38
More than just a funny man
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79
Wayne Rooney's toupee
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356
If looks could kill
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1
76
Stay Motivated!
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40
Poor Chris
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53
As a long time Pink Floyd fan...
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14
105
Yum!
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144
GoodGuy Congressman Beto ORourke...again
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175
...all my filth is in alphabetical order. This, for example, was under H for Toy.
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489
TWC
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1048
Cool car...dick.
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Oh, Maserati!
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24
Being single on Valentine's Day
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1264
Rethinking this "Welcome" mat thing
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4
16
Ken Ham's proof that unicorns once existed.
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38
"Frozen Spinach"
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10
141
A city councilman's attempt at a holiday light display looks like a last minute trip to the Dollar Store
2
5
590
"No really, this is MUCH better than a new cat bed."
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5
34
Johnny 8 Ball?
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0
3897
Gettin' ready for game day... let's be honest
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4
556
Friends and Pets.
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899
USA!
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1
21
Walking...err, Laying on Sunshine
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41
I gotta poop REALLY bad, but UPS guy should be here soon
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3823
Neymar anytime a Chile player is near him
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1398
Bowl eligibility should be 8 wins.
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12
116
Have Yourself A Motherfuckin' Christmas
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35
GoodGuy Congressman Beto O'Rourke
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Oh Screw You WalMart... I want my money back!
1
9
46
Oh, My Balls!
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2
836
Catholicism and Capitalism...
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12
80
Archie's come back! Come baaaaaaaaaaack!
4
3
24
Sexy Guy Saturday. What? Oh so now curves are not sexy?
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on trends
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36
I told him I was valet...
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2
39
So this popped up on my FB feed today...
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52
Surely you're not going without me?
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2
26
Some EVIL person thought it'd be a great idea to mix the candies in one dish.
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3
43
Pet Peeve: Lazy people & shopping carts
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