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Evyreid
2 seconds earlier and the guy crossing the street's day would have been a lot shittier.
BinkyTheRabbit
I love the one with the Target carts. The employees' reactions are all perfect. As a former minimum wage Target drone, I can sympathize.
hipsterhank
Lesson of the day is, as always, never assume the depth of a puddle or the force of running water.
skitsmcgee
#2...straplocks
seemill
His little "I shoulda bought straplocks" shuffle is the prestige.
IveGotThatLovingFeeling
Well, I lived, so I've got that going for me.
aaaatchin
which is nice.. http://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/hades-gif.gif
DisgruntledFerret
WreckitRolf
I feel like sink hole insurance is necessary....
pdp1
#4
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Sproutbeans
Millagra
SideshowBob
*shudders*
PornoMagnum
I can actually hear it.
tef0ak
haha, me too! I was gonna type the exact same thing, EXACTLY! Typical, I suppose.
muchgerm
I'm in love with that garbage truck
crasemanna
Favourited to watch it pepper the side walk over and over with litter
thk5013
Could be worse, you could try and ask your gf to prom, while driving by signs and have it completely backfire on you.
HowItEnds
lol
OhMyGodTheyKilledBrianYouBastards
"What a shitty way to ask someone to prom".. actually...
birdspy
omg ref's
sicarius92
#7 was lucky.
EscargatoireMunch
http://imgur.com/0D1Wpzh
SwagasaurusRecks
Can we just point out how fucking lucky that fireman is? Bruh shud b ded.
TheDivineUsersub
For real... I thought most of these were funny or stupid, but that one I legitemately felt fear.
ExclusiveGamer
Well, based on the image lets assume it's either a 4-5 story building which is around 40-50 feet, which can be fatal but if we factor in the
ExclusiveGamer
fact that there is snow to soften the fall, so the likelihood of dying is less likely than him surviving it, unless he lands head first.
ChristopherNixon
This is some dark nightmare shit
Thatradarguy
Reminds me of tremors
FlippantBagel
Yea that was terrifying to see
XeroFile
I want someone to edit in a hand coming up and touching the back window. Then repost it with a horrifying story.
awkdukdelete
As a Floridian who lives around sink holes.. this scares the living shit out me.
Sacurason
Someone else near the top comments said that everyone got out in time.
Sacurason
But the fact that their hazard lights are on is eerie as fuck.
PurveyorOfInsanity
The rapid blinking almost looks like the car is panicking.
xanthio
Yeah, water in the relay box or the alarm system shorted.
demoncookie
I was seriously hoping the car was empty...
CalicoGiant
#14 I expected the number would change from 3 to 4, #15 "I threw it on the ground!"
DrJuniormintz
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ
Aotearoa
This made my day look so much better. Thank you OP
LordBendtnerTGSTEL
The luck in the world is a constant, some suffering makes other happier
Aotearoa
aaaand now i feel like a cunt
LordBendtnerTGSTEL
Sorry to hear that... The good news is someone else just felt better
Aotearoa
I like this concept.
sirelurksalot
#33 I hate manure
OneofmyImguraccounts
fluger
#6 reminds me of two weekends ago when I opened up my septic tank and dropped the prybar into the tank...
NachoPete
Yep, it's time to buy a new prybar.
Birkew
His from denmark, was in region news about fixing a "bathing bridge".. You saw him dive in and get it back also :)
fluger
I'm not diving into my septic tank! :D
bortsimpson
#4 totally Sideshow Bob'd
AskingTheRealQuestions
Why is he hurt in the first place? The stone block doesn't even touch him. Is it... no it can't be.. a sketch of some sort?
jacewindu
TeslaCoil00
http://media.giphy.com/media/y2IPgwpBjYI1y/giphy.gif
HungryPumpkn
I almost thought that one was a "Three Stooges" modern day thing.
TeslaCoil00
It totally reminded me of the intro to Naked Gun with O.J. Simpson on the boat, haha.
gamer2k4
It's remarkable how much funnier stepping on a rake is in real life. (When it's happening to someone else, of course.)
Sproutbeans
Millagra
mcgravin
#1 I love Yellowshorts in the background running away, as if the ball was going to come after him next.
RedFiveStandingBy
Is that Chi-Chi Rodriguez in the first one?
SuckAnElf
My favorite part is the guy who grabs his woman. She'll protect him from stray balls!
holinka182
Reginald P. Yellowshorts III
grapeicecream
And that's why shopping carts have shitty wheels.
Imgonnatipyouwell
Actually it's because of the practice of pushing forty of them back to the store at once.
shnizer
#5 totally blamed the carwash
Garenbushcamp
What was he even reaching for?
USAFslacker
He was fixing the wiper.
SimonTheGodOfHairdoos
Right? I like his little "WTF?" hand motion. Come on, guy.
Llamaswithhatsss
His timing is terrible.
Konradsfar
He won 10k in AFV and on did not blame carwash
Zixtank
And that's why they've got cameras in there. To save and not be sued.
JacePv
I love it. It's so stupid and hillarious.
Fernasaurus
As a car wash supervisor, we would not pay for a single thing. Maybe give him a free wash later.
PeopleDontThinkItBeLikeItIsButItDo
What carwash do you work for?
JarJarDrinks
Cop car ignoring signs, driving into wet cement - priceless.
PCav72
female cops....
sheepysheepy
funny because sexism rite
TallDude
Could have been on a call ,tried to get through, failed to realize the consequence.
disgr4ce
So, so satisfying. Sorry buddy, you're not the police of physics
sajustinne
I know a Pennsylvania Statey when I see one
magneticgumby
I'm happy I'm not the only one that though that. As someone who's best friend just became a statie...he'd totally do something like this.
plutus34
He was looking for hardened criminals.
jazztimber
I can't say for sure but I thought that was a female cop.
franksymptoms
Road worker: "Can't you just put your initials in it like everyone else?"
thatguywhoisanurse
Farva!
groversleeves
Of course it is the PA state police...
atlanteanchick
exactly my thoughts!!!
deadok
To the front page!
Somanyquestions
G'bye snowmobile!
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
Is that Mike over there? MIKE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!
LordBendtnerTGSTEL
lol'd a this, this is a User Submitted Exclusive, sorry =)
Saintwing
Too bad! :)
Hautzen
Some say its still going.
Adiktedgottaregisternow
The guys are like http://imgur.com/JUgntgJ
LighterSolid
...and beyond!
ThatStickyFeelingJustBeforeYouStartSweating
Like when you can't think of a comment quick enough on a post heading to the front page.
JakkOfHearts
"The fuck are we supposed to do now?"
roonmian
The fuck did he expect?
memecollector
can someone edit in an explosion at the end
ihaveausername1
Make this an upvoted gif with the upvote speeding away and exploding into the post
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
That dude in the car wash totally deserves it. I mean WTF
FrozenTime
Brush brush motherfucker
xRocketman52x
The best part is how he throws his hands up at the end. "What the fuck? Why is it doing this? I don't understand!"
nzey
Could have also been "Why the fuck did I do that?"
notirrelevant
#17 "It's not THAT the wind is blowing at 45mph; it's WHAT the wind is blowing at 45mph." -Ron White.
KharnApproves
If you have a stop sign in your stomach, it doesn't matter how many sit ups you did that morning.
AssRanger
If you get hit by a flying Volvo... it doesn't matter how many sit-ups you did that morning.
SilverFluffenbuns
I had never thought of it that way
Lunazura
lol 45mph... we get 120+ where I live and the weather gets bad. Scary shit. LIFTIN COWS AND SHIT.
jaym19th
That is from a Marine Core base on the island of Okinawa Japan during a Super Typhoon, I was there but it only moved my car about 6 inches:)
thegreenweeniecommeth
Corps*
jaym19th
Damn, knew it didn't look right...
HerrBisch
#17 Dear Lord I hope there was nobody in that car.
cheansaw
I thought the same thing. Then I went through possible survival scenarios in my head. I died every time.
letmenumberthatforyou
Honestly this comment could apply to like 12 of these gifs.
slack3rdav3
Break the back window with keys.
BrandizzleFoShizzle
That looks like the barracks on the Marine Corps bases in Okinawa, Japan. They have typhoons there all the time.
phatman1993
It is, I was in that storm on the other side of the island lol
BrandizzleFoShizzle
Do you know if it was on Camp Kinser? That's where I lived.
phatman1993
Not sure. I thought it was foster but that's too inland. Might a been. I was on white beach lol we got fucked up
HerrBisch
Actually I meant #27. It would suck if anybody was in #17 too but that seems less likely.
AskingTheRealQuestions
That was the one I expected it to be lol. The lights are on, which makes it look like there may have been.
Oblivion59
God damn graboids!
disgr4ce
Yeah, it's pretty terrifying... ye gods, as if I didn't have enough to worry about.
whyyougottabesorude
The scariest gif I've seen in the history of imgur.
JustanotherdamnMinnesotan
I was just freaking out about that one now that you mention it. I'm pretty sure I would super fucking drown
BlessYourBeautifulHide
I don't know how to swim, so I'm pretty sure I would just stay in the car, until it filled with water, then drown.
Karatian
#27 is my worst fucking nightmare
sphaerion
And how fast it's sinking too, holy shit...
Hessuu
like a car goin down a lake/river or something like that you can deal with, but thats a fucking sink hole
tirusr
That gif is made of nightmares.
bloodust
Secret tunnel!
Decyphelodon
Secret secret secret secret tunnel!
BaconFlavoredMarshmellow
#17 Okinawa Japan during a typhoon. It was on a marine base. All of the bases were on lock-down because of the storm. Nobody in it.
nacko
I immediately went on Amazon to buy a window breaker. D:
StoptheInfamousElGuapo
I'm not sure a window breaker would be the appropriate response if the car is underwater....before it gets submerged perhaps....
nacko
Because the doors were blocked on both sides, the only way I saw out was through the rear. Gonna need to break that window.
NulHeart
It is if you want to get out alive. Electic Windows short out and water pressure keeps you locked in
scavyx
There was something there, the break light turned on while it was sinking :/
bentwrenches
*Brake! Dammit!
bloodust
I thought it was the emergency lights blinking
HerrBisch
That could just be a short. Yeah, a short. Nothing more. No need to think about it any further.
NinjasStoleMyMama
Any of those cars.
simaxiang
17 was actually in Japan during a typhoon. Some poor sap forgot to put sandbags in his car.
herropreez88
i was stationed in okinawa and was there when this happened. never heard of anyone putting sandbags in their cars.. (1/2)
herropreez88
.. most of those k-cars are so light sandbags probably wouldnt have done anything (2/2)
Rebeltg
That's a thing?
tagyoureit
no.. it isnt
simaxiang
Yeah, super common in the summers on Okinawa, which is where this video was taken.
tagyoureit
no one puts sandbags in their cars on Okinawa. whoever told you that was trolling you. or they're really stupid.
simaxiang
Currently live there, owning a pajero mini and catching a stiff wind will make you reconsider.
waitwhut
Fuck this taillight in particular.
FeversAndMirrors
What was that dude trying to do? Shooting straight at the taillight will have that result sooo..?
Tschillz
I think it was actually from the gasses coming from the barrel
SaintMaceToTheFace
He wasn't shooting at the taillight. The taillight exploded because of the muzzle break. (Lateral shockwave)
krauraurgg
Which is a 100% foreseeable problem, and what he's doing is really stupid.
Bisright
Some of these are bad luck. Some of these are stupidity. One of these is a cat knocking a TV on a man with a casual nonchalance that is evil
Kopar
Pretty sure the cat and tv one was proved to be fake.
shaun894
Also fake. no cords on the TV and he barely nudges it when it falls over so it had no real weight to it
ChanelK
That fat cat though
EmoWookie33
That cat gave zero fucks.
MasterPintsman
It didn't even spare him a glance
ivoryashes
I appreciate that that guy was trying to get in shape, but in hindsight he probably should have put that cat on a diet first.
GooberSnotpants
If I've learned anything from the internet, it's never take your hands off the handlebars when you're about to win a bike race.
nkaplan89
The real crime here is him videotaping himself doing sit-ups
PunishMentor
Is there such a thing as "chalance"? Just curious.
SinceIFoundSerenity
At least one is staged. In #4, the heavy tile thing never even hits his foot.
Ghostwish
It's fake. Watch the cat's head APPEAR behind the TV.
GR3453m0nk3y
That guy on the motorcycle on the pier was going way too fast. I don't care how long you've been riding.
kellyjayell
this is an old one that has been proven as fake.
DrFartstheTRex
I had always assumed it was. It doesn't pass the "is this something someone would be recording if they expected nothing to happen?" test.
1stLtObvious
"Human, just because you're dieting doesn't mean I should have to."
Bisright
Yay top comment! Up votes all round
CitizenDickbag
I doubt the cat intended to do that...
Cisforstupidthatsgoodenoughforme
I was going to call you out for missing the joke, but then I read your username and was like "oh I see now". As you were, soldier.
funnystoryaboutthat
Why are you such a dickbag?
mirwin13
The interesting observation last time I saw that gif is that the tv is not plugged into anything
liekifucrievytim
According to some comments it's fake
Neversleeping
I upvote all 3.
Palfrost
I read "Some are just shittier than others" and assume it was all stupidity or just sucking at things in general
DumbLoser
That was a monitor.
AcetylCoA
'Casual nonchalance'. Isn't that a redundancy?
Bisright
Grammar nerds are my favourite! :)
AcetylCoA
Cheers mate/miss!
liekifucrievytim
It's my band's name, actually
SilverFluffenbuns
no, that is "fluff" and professors love it
ProLevel
Cat is mlg bruh
rekcilthis1
Yes, it is a useless redundancy.
runscar
I'll have to digest this comment a while, maybe I can synthesize some essential information...I'm trying so hard to make AcetylCoA puns help
jehuty08
describing the cat as evil is also redundant
mediocrejoker
This means extra nonchalance. Like super-huge to extra describe something extra hugerer. Weird you didn't already know that...
ThreeOsInGooose
I think "casual, nonchalant evil" is just a synonym for "cat"
beejabah
Except for Siberian Forest Cats. They're like cats with dog-like personalities. Siberian Forest Cats 4LYFE. (Source: I own 3)
ThreeOsInGooose
Everyone who talks about their cat says 2 things: 1) they're all assholes except mine 2) mine's just like a dog. JUST GET A DOG. :)
beejabah
1. But cat-dogs are so much more fluffy and huggable and WAY more manageable... My three cats can only amount to one of my dogs in terms of
beejabah
2. How much food they eat
ThreeOsInGooose
Every time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbycvPwr1Wg
kharmatika
Am I the only one who has NO sympathy for #5, #7, and #10? They had it coming
JcDent
These are idiots getting away lightly with their stupidity.
InterwebsMyLife
Same with the biker who was showboating. Dick. Just finish the goddam race.
stevetehpirate
Also #11, Kids, that's a 50cal, the percussive wave can rip your arms off. Make sure you have good clearance.
TeslaCoil00
#7 made me laugh for a really long time....
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
#7 is more like lucky day, imagine if he was a couple of seconds earlier..
LokiKingOfJotunheim
#7 is really lucky it wasn't a car... He would have done more than just bounce off it.
xRocketman52x
A fine example of "Ask, and ye shall receive." They were askin to get dicked, and they got dicked.
revelator
I have sympathy for them. No one goes through life without doing something stupid.
EscargatoireMunch
http://imgur.com/0D1Wpzh
OndeBent
Also #23, #29 and #31
SilverFluffenbuns
i'm guessing not. I have no sympathy for 3/4 of them
LosPer
Nope
krauraurgg
Most of them were being stupid or careless. Not sure why people would assume that muddy-looking water is shallow.
colourblindchameleon
#10 was actually filmed in my home town. That stream is JUST too wide to jump across... doesn't stop people from trying though.
OndeBent
Some city-planner did that on purpose.
strongfkennedy
Looking at it now...I bet I could jump it. Hold my beer.
VinkyHamburger
And the girl with the TV
ILikeCharmanderOk
Poor girl. I downvote you.
VinkyHamburger
Poor, maybe. Not cautious; definitely.
Rip901
She wasn't doing anything particularly stupid, looks like it got caught on the cord.
VinkyHamburger
Seriously? Look how she 'pulls' it
Imgonnatipyouwell
The poor bastard in the Mustang or whatever makes me feel bad every time. He just like "fuckit, fuck my life and fuck you god."
ArniePye
Hasa diga ibowai
JawoftheMoose
I blame comments like this for making me watch the whole gallery. Then I remember I was going to anyway and then I get sad at myself.
Imgonnatipyouwell
It's okay buddy, we all have important shit we should be doing.
Llamaswithhatsss
If they make you laugh you always load more. Read last.
McDouggal
#32 right?
THEALLCAPSWARRIOR
SMITE ME O MIGHTY SMITER!!!!!!
Jawsmine
I fucking love Yes Man
THEALLCAPSWARRIOR
I HOPE YOU ARE JOKING
Jawsmine
I am not. I am a Jim Carrey addict.
Tdubbs07
He was probably getting pulled over for not having insurance. Double screwed.
RagDollz
what are you supposed to do for one of those moments...?
tuhmahtoe
https://youtu.be/ssPmIlgPmz8
WalabyX
I can't tell if the truck did it on purpose or not.
McDouggal
He was way over on the shoulder, and went back onto the main road. He either did it on purpose or is drunk as fuck.
Rockageddon
That guy's posture said, "I got pulled over for speeding on a road where everyone speeds." The truck was not only proof, but a further fuckU
FreshPrinceofDenmark
Yeah, with fail albums, there's always a decent amount that really hurt to watch.
adamthemeche
Yeah, but you have to wonder why he was pulled over. Also, this is a good illustration for pulling over as far as you can!
Phaigne
Not to be that guy but that's sort of victim blaming. You can tell in the video he is well over the white line.
Phaigne
That being said, it's always safest to pull over as far as possible, not wrong there.
Imgonnatipyouwell
Very true. ButI'm not sure I agree with the "you have to wonder why he got pulled over" like are you implying this was karma?
nickg131
Yeah if he'd done anything bad enough to deserve that kind of karma, he'd be cuffed, in the car. Not standing there nonchalantly.
Eogos
I saw the original video a long time ago and the guy is pulled over for speeding and the cop let's him go to track down the truck I think.
tuhmahtoe
https://youtu.be/ssPmIlgPmz8
Flortzweich
that is no speeding stop... looks like @reidft had the right story
thomaseeno
Does the truck hit and run!?
KALADlN
I was kind of thinking that too, but there is a cop right there and there is very little chance he's that stupid.
sorrycannotbraintoday
no, in the video after the crash the truck stops about 100ft up the road
dascannibal
Yar, mustang.
ItsAnAperture
Bro mustangs are dope I love testosterone and 5.0 litre engines because big engine=big fast
cerastes
They've got 2.3 liter 4 cylinder Mazda engines in them now. I guess displacement found replacement.
bbirbb
They're not Mazda though? Don't know where you came up with that..
cerastes
Was partially a joke. The MZR in Mazdaspeeds is similar enough to Ecoboosts to swap parts. Ford owns and brands MZRs as Duratecs/Ecoboosts.
cerastes
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mazda_MZR_engine
KALADlN
It already looks like he's being pulled over by the cops. What a day that must have been.
reidft
Actually, he was talking to the cops about something that happened to him earlier, either a hit and run or an assault. Can't remember which
KALADlN
Neither of those things is much better.
mr1337357
he's just posing for a photo
dunecat1337
You stupid dick!
Cambino
For a video camera. On the inside of a windshield. k bud.
notadogonacomputer
That guy on the bike who flips into the puddle. I feel so sorry for that guy. I mean, that would be a total "Fuck This Shit" day.
ElPoloDiablo
That was Poland I believe... Roads only matched by the government.
BlightPanda
I would just go home, get a shower, and go the fuck back to bed and try again tomorrow.
Wrkncacnter
Let's hope his boss is understanding.
Curiousone545
hahahaha I can't stop laughing and wincing. and how he just lays in the puddle.. "this is my life now". :D and
notadogonacomputer
"This is my home. I live here now."
WhiteTrashHippie
I would just go home. Fuck the rest of the day.
notadogonacomputer
I go home, watch Netflix and cry for a good four hours or so.
WhiteTrashHippie
Sounds about right. Maybe eat all the junkfood?
notadogonacomputer
Maybe some rocking back and forth?
disgr4ce
I know, I felt SO fucking bad. That could happen to anyone.
notadogonacomputer
It sucks so hard because it's so unexpected. He was probably having a great day until that moment.
CaptainSeahorse7
Looked like he was pulled over by police :-/
disgr4ce
"I'mma finally get to work early for once! FUCK COME ON"
notadogonacomputer
"Alright! Donna's finally going to put out and her parent's aren't home! SON OF A B-"