"Just one drink. Two, tops!". Fast forward three hours.
What you never knew you desperately needed: Disney face swaps!
"Hey Larry, remind me again. Should we or should we not build the ceiling 1 inch from the escalator?", "we should", "gotcha"
When you're really feeling down just remember at least you didn't "restore" an old painting and then demand royalties. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Just a yearly remimder that this picture exists.
Favorite C&H time?
Imgur won't let me post? Testing testing 1-2-3 damn fuck please why won't you wokk.
Found this old gem on random mode. Nothing in this picture in not Snoop Dog.
Inception is a cool movie about these dudes and dream layers and what's real and what's not and a bunch of other stuff, get it?
This sums up my monday feels so far
This used to be the coolest thing ever. It still is, but it used to be, too
"Sooo Larry, just wanted to check again about the balcon--", "Look Rick, stop being so negative about this, just paint a door on the wall or something!"
"..and for this next trick I'll need a volunteer"
My favorite sci-fi movie: Dark Star
Trying to run or jump in a dream
Ba dum tss
If you have to break a heart at least do it with some style
Ecce Homo 'restorer' wants a slice of the royalties. Hey, when life hands you lemons...
I'll take Things I need in my life for $600, Alex
Interpreting in a test where my client keeps giving wrong answers to almost every question
Just a friendly reminder that this picture exists
This would be a good time to come up with a witty caption about life, goals, failing, etc.
Looks like the trick.... backfired! HAHAHAAAA..HAA..aa.. I'll just leave..
I'm 26 and learning to drive. This is pretty much how I feel behind the wheel.
"Hey Larry are you sure we shou--", "Damn it Rick, just do as the instructions say. I'm sure the architect knows better than you", "k".
Shit's about to go down
I present to you: Moon Moon of the delphin world
MRW I'm a sign language interpreter coming back to work after a long holiday
All these creepypasta posts had me reading r/nosleep for most of last night so I balanced it with too much coffee. My brain is now scared and overhyperjumbo.
TIL there is website that tells you if the dog dies in the movie! Never knew I needed this but I do.
Friends forever
I can't believe it's only monday
MRW I'm a sign language interpreter at a social event with 5 people talking over each other
Now for the low low price of $19.99!!
Old people with tattoos. "But think about what you'll look like in 40 years!"
In my book this is funny
For me this absolutely wins "Gif of the day" (pronounced gif, not gif).
THERE. IS. NO. BETTER. WAY.
Oh well, I guess it's late night somewhere so here we go
Just when you think you're at an all time high