FreshPrinceofDenmark

151902 pts ยท May 8, 2014


Now, this is a story all about how My dad got killed, my girlfriend drowned And I'd like to take a minute, My story's quite dark But I'll tell you how I became the Fresh Prince of Denmark In west Copenhagen I was born and raised Castle Elsinore's where I spent most of my days Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool And speakin' iambic outside of the school When my traitorous uncle, who was up to no good Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood I got in one tiny fight, then all of a sudden My mom said "I'm putting you on a boat bound for London"

Just realized who Elon reminds me of

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The Don Tzu Playbook

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Post your pumpkins

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Agree or disagree?

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Dark Brandon the Undefeated

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It arrived today!

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Nicolas Cage joins the Yang Gang

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Democratic Debate Bingo: Night 2

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2019 vs 2020

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"You live on stolen land!"

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Poor Donakin :(

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Every day in American politics

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It's finally finished

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We mean you no harm. Our troops are merely passing through the area...

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Dropping the ball

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Based on a True Story

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The Political Compass of Poppy

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My topographical fantasy map-- now over 50% complete!

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The race as of now, summarized

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My Bingo card from the first Democratic debate. What do I win?

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My parents found a bird's nest in the outdoor lantern

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Found in a box on the curb...

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seems about right

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When someone uses Godwin's Law on the internet

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I was working on a map of my fictional solar system, when suddenly... new loading gif?

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California's Drought in Two Photos

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James Comey just got Ned Stark'd

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Sean Spicer as the Easter Bunny

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Mayor Butt

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Explaining The Phantom Menace betting scenes (it's not complicated, people)

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So is Kellyanne Conway Snape in this scenario?

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OC

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I make maps on MS Paint when I'm nervous. My midterms helped create this.

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Game of Thrones is returning soon!

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The National Enquirer is starting to sound like the Daily Prophet during the Fudge administration

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US Counties mapped by the number of counties you need to drive through in order to reach a body of water

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Anyone else read Aziz Ansari's "accusations?"

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Russia may be interfering in France's election

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poor jeb

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Oh, Google News...

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Seen post-Charlottesville on Facebook...

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Peanut died this weekend. Best cat I ever knew. Here he is distracting me while studying econ.

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lol

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Come on, we've got a lot of material to work with

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They can have the minions. We want Pepe back!

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lol

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Forget Fidel Castro. Here's a man who deserves a fond farewell.

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Brendan and Rob weigh in on the election

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When I see people complaining about the election results and I'm just sitting here like...

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College campuses, man...

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Brendan Vs Robert: Ultimate Edition

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It's a sad day to be a movie lover

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The autopsy is in

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More like crapitalism, am I right? XD

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Sign my petition!

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The characters were underdeveloped

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