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iamtinabelcher
Smart lady, nice dude.
youtoocanbepiano
r/unexpected
sagelobu
Where is Chris Hansen in times like this goddammit?
SnipeAPic3
Is this how the 19 year old started dating that 14 year old?
Patcha45
Quit skating and get back to sweepers Hernandez!
YouUsedToWatchSesameStreet
Uh oh someone gave her an adult name
SemperFiSteph
All I could think was "boooooot" when I saw his collar. New military always want to show everyone they're military.
tropicanah
Smart girl.
filthyoldmanwhore
Maybe she was only a midget...
namegrant
Classic Matt.
DonutJustice
very quickly delete this convo, grab a hammer, destroy the phone, and spread it's pieces in a 1/4 radius so the coppers dont get ya
prodeluxe
Wait wait wait...which one put this on the internet?
Mexrose75
As a parent, I wouldn't post and for him it's a bit weird
rmoran
Neither, the NSA did
thisisprocrastination
The one on the right, always the one on the right, usually with blue bubbles.
prodeluxe
I guess it's not that weird these days for someone that young to be putting stuff like this on the internet
AstralKaT
Or maybe....it's fake..... *X-Files Music*
BlastMasterBukakkeHero
Why is everyone assuming Matt has any interest in this girl. wtf guys.
Kirj4v4
The "sorry" at the end is a huge hint.
Snitchesgetstitchesbitches
Your comment + username = almost 2 solid minutes of laughter from me. You really are a hero!
DaniaAudax
Wyatt's got some explaining to do.
StooperDave
when you cancel a phone plan without transferring the number, its up for grabs, and someone else might have got the number. Happens often.
CthulhuCups
Maybe a relative, or the daughter of someone he was friends with? I don't want to think of the alternative because it's creepy. :(
SuckItBlue
Or niece, or friends kid, or cousin, or anything else.
CthulhuCups
Yup, yup. Relative, friend's daughter, going to keep thinking that and disregard the "anything else" part. Not today, heebie jeebies.
SuckItBlue
Sorry, meant anything else as in completely normal relationship, like a child's friend, put into the phone by the child in question.
mrimpastabowl
Sounds like a seaman.
CainUnAble923
Fucking seaman...
rflkptr
Time for a new blue shirt too!
nuggqueen69
I was searching for this comment lol
mrimpastabowl
Well I was searching for your radical name.
Namotatop
This could have evolved into a great educational documentation if it went wrong. Or if they became friends disney could make a new movie.
xynta
Holy shit, the witchhunt. You guys really are fucked up in the head if you Jump to conclusions so quick
Imaunicornz
Does no one think an adult took a photo of their kid to dissuade the guy from being a creeper??
megfc
that was my first thought
TheWizardsWife
I still think it's a possibility. But I wouldn't send a picture of my kids to a stranger.
Imaunicornz
Right - but the way the texts are worded and such say it's an adult typing. *shrug* I just didn't peg it for a child.
charlieandthetruffleshuffle
She looks so disappointed in matt.
TheSaucyCrumpet
"hey its geg"
rgamo
At least he didnt ask for a nude...
suomynonA
plot twist: she sends some anyways.
likearainbow
Or directly sent a dick pic
eattheweak
Man I really hope my daughter has this much sense when she's this little girl's age
Cecilrt
to give strangers her photo?
Cecilrt
to give strangers her photo?
eattheweak
Would be better with no photo for sure
dbids
Why the fuck did wyatt have her number?
Markuspsyches
Family?
xVancha
I'm guessing Wyatt was selling the phone on behalf of the kid who *actually* had her number.
DarylsTurtle
"On behalf of" the kid he stole it from, maybe.
rudejohn
I have several numbers of my little cousins and my neighbors' kids, so if they call me in case of emergency I know to pick up.
HughLaurie
Friend of Wyatt maybe gave his/her phone to their little sister.
Jrex42
Brother or cousin?
dbids
Then why didn't she know wyatt, the original owner of the phone.
sasha01198
they way i read it wyatt?? could have meant she was confused maybe because the dude changed his nr. too and not just sold the phone
FindYourChillMate
Family friend maybe?
dbids
She didn't know wyatt though
zeusdemigod131
I took "wyatt???" to mean she wasn't expecting to hear from him again
Czst
Or has Wyatt's new number and had deleted this one.
xanes
He forgot to delete his contacts can't you read?
Chareesa1
dbids is asking why the number was in Wyatt's (the original owner's) contact list in the first place.
dbids
If I couldn't read I'd have a pretty hard time understanding their text conversation
DrWhoodles
So why didn't she know it was Wyatt? He wasn't in her contacts then?
Blastinburn
Because your number is part of your phone account not the phone itself, but the contacts in the old phone weren't deleted before switching.
unaligned1
Maybe she updated Wyatt's # already so the # didn't come up as a contact anymore...
MyOriginalUsernameWasTakenSoIHaveToDealWithThis
Along with the number she didnt know who Wyatt the person was.
unaligned1
Oh, I read it wrong then. I thought she was just surprised it was Wyatt. Not that she didn't know who Wyatt was.
obese2beast2
Yeah seems fishy
GonzoTom
wait.. someone lying on the internet?? naaaahhh.
FlatPlutoSociety
And then did the girl post this screen shot? That sounds unlikely. And the guy sure as hell wouldn't have. This all seems off.
dbids
The guy couldn't have posted this unless she took the screenshot and sent it to him because the screenshot was taken by the sender(the girl)
toomuchbutter
Lol "because I'm navy"
PhuckKnuckles
What a douche canoe (Navy variant of douche bag).
CrusherOfCities
Actually it's a douche SHIP. (The Navy always seem so touchy about that point.)
1drumshark
Douche Boat
ottowrote8
Found the aviator! I love pissing off SWOs.
johnson21
He played the "military branch card" so quickly!
KingMemberBerry
Sounds like he gets that a lot
DankMimesRUs
gosh, Navy guys are so insecure.
Shanghst
I literally just swore into the Navy yesterday. Fuck this guy.
Bwells2369
I leave in March what's your job?
Shanghst
Ey I leave March too! ABH, you?
Bwells2369
Haha PACT fireman I go back to MEPS this Monday I might be changing my job to intelligence/linguist.
Shanghst
Ah I just did my last day at MEPS yesterday. You know for sure you go boot in March though?
hellogoodbyefriend
Bootcamp is gonna be fun my friend
Shanghst
Looking forward to it brother.
jontaylor07
Maybe Navy guys get that a lot? Let me ask my army friend.
Muchadoaboutnothing
Truth
dogsi
We do. I tended to get women who would lose all interest as soon as they found out I was a sailor or women who wanted a fling with a guy who
dogsi
wouldn't be there when the weekend was up.
PMmeurPuppies
Don't you guys go out to sea for months at a time?
dogsi
Longest time at sea I had was when the USS Kitty Hawk went to Iraq. We spent half a year straight at sea. Normally though, we spent a few
jontaylor07
Yeah he said Navy guys probably get that a lot.
gursai
She did good.
manwhoclaimstobedoctorbutisnt
I honestly thought he did good too.
boxmeister
everybody did well!
IHateYouAllSoDamnMuch
No he just didn't do bad, not being a pedo shouldnt be the standard for good
IHateYouAllSoDamnMuch
Plus just texting random girls listings on his friends phone is weird
strawberrycocoa
Probably just curious and assumed it was a mutual friend. It's wierd to me that Wyatt had a kid's number and sold his phone in a hurry...
IHateYouAllSoDamnMuch
Maybe the girl also got the phone second hand :0
manwhoclaimstobedoctorbutisnt
It is weird to text random girls. But at least he didn't do weirder shit. And yes, it shouldn't be the standard, but I still commend him.
RisingDemon
That could have gone terribly for Matt.
JohnnyLawlessEsq
Yeah, but good on her for lookin' out.
higilybop
But she showed her face to a stranger
PeepBunnies
Children show their faces to strangers all the time in public places. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
higilybop
Had to up vote
goldendaisy
It probably has already gone bad for him.
lurkerturnedberserker
Well now it's just all over the intetnets
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pookieeatworld
Yeah wait, if she doesn't know Wyatt, then why did Wyatt have her number on his phone...
SomersetSaiyan
Plot thickens...
CutJewel
Doesn't say she didn't. Could have been her cousin and she was surprised at the old #. Or she recently got her phone and the # was recycled
dailycupofjoe
Now we need to figure out why Wyatt had her number...
Mewmus
little sister maybe?
ImTheOneWhoTookYourRug
"Hey girl, call me in ten years, you got my numbah!"
dxblacker
"Hello matt why don't you sit down for a second"
notuser101
Oh no! Chris Hansen!
Hangman11
*Shots himself*
chardlz
Good thing I wasn't really trying to molest those children.. I was actually trying to molest CHRIS HANSEN!!
IDontKnowWhyIFeelTheNeedToMakeAnAccoutToCommentThis
https://youtu.be/NhLWf6rYyPs
ramseyj
Oh you mean Chris Handsome?
chardlz
I do indeed ;)
FappedInAmerica
As someone who once texted 100 random people in search for a girl I met at a bar, this is the absolute best result he could've hoped for...
Ecob
But did you find the girl?
mycoffeebreath
Yes... did you find her? I have a MIGHTY need...to know.
FappedInAmerica
Unfortunately I did not, one cop and about 3 underage girls later I gave up my search...
jayk009
he just texts the random girls listings on the phone..what a creep
Ruqayya
60% of the time it works 100% of the time. I give this technique 5/7
KingMemberBerry
Worse than the guys on FB that just randomly message girls "hi" a hundred times and "why don't you say hi" after lol
RamonaQ
Boats is lonely.
pocketmoonglow
Probably not after this.
cang559
Nah it's l he's fishing. It'll continue
jboogie227
His friend probably didn't even know he was doing it. Yeah. No thanks
Protean2648
And here we see the guys of imgur lining up to call this guy creepy so they can get some brownie points and maybe talk to a girl. YOU CREEP
AdoIfHitIer
Would you find it equally creepy if it was a girl randomly texting random guys?
JR2000
They wouldn't.
ImHereForWallpapers
Yes
grobesviech
Yes
morri6
If she was ugly, yes. Just kidding, it's just a plain yes.
FlatPlutoSociety
Yes.
itdoesnthurttodosomethingabsolutelyoutrageous
Yes.
AdoIfHitIer
I still doubt that, but ok.
YOUBOYSLIKEMEXEECO
Yes.
Isinger
The replies to this comment made me realize imgur is full of creeps
SuckItBlue
Or that the people here jump to conclusions rapidly. He bought this from a friend. He could just be talking to friends of friends.
cardiokillsgains
Or maybe it was completely harmless. It might be kind of out of the ordinary but making it a bad thing seems too far.
TINYRIIIIICK
THAT'S not creepy... What's creepy is that Wyatt had her number in his phone....
sasha01198
aaaaand what if Wyatt is her uncle/cousin/etc? see? might not be as creepy as you think, but navy dude..yep, he's kinda creepy in a way
TINYRIIIIICK
You people.... I swear
sasha01198
it's just as a plausible explanation as any, given that we don't have any info of how mat got the phone
TINYRIIIIICK
Alright
LeadByBadExample
Why is that creepy? Could be a cousin or something. I had my cousins' numbers when they got their first cell phones.
NotCaringIfItHappenedOrNot
It's because he's Navy.
Canchocolatejustletmefinish
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NotCaringIfItHappenedOrNot
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djnibler
I got them from Navy
themexicanwave
Looks kinda brown to me..
masterxplodr
Wouldn't happen if he was trained by Army, Mother
ticktockbent
Army Mother?
Repostradamus
Watch Arrested Development and thank me later.
ticktockbent
Maybe later.
Imlaughing
He's just been promoted to something called - HERO Squad
ballsohard2202
How is that creepy..? I mean if he exclusively did it to girls then maybe but there's no way to tell he did?
stonerlibtard
Doesn't matter who he's texting, personal numbers are private and no one wants to be harassed on theirs
jboogie227
Agreed
jboogie227
I think it's pretty safe to assume that's what he did, if we're being honest with ourselves
ballsohard2202
Or ya know, not automatically assume people are creeps/weirdos and treat them with respect before given a reason to otherwise?
Kirj4v4
1. Texting a random person like that is invasive. 2. She says bye and he insists. 3. He apologizes (guilt).
ballsohard2202
1. It's a text message, not a big deal to most? 2. It was one question, not even very forceful or angry. 3. Of course he did, that's normal.
mmmat
Yes, a (presumably) heterosexual guy wants to meet girls so he says hello to someone. What a terrible person, he should be locked up.
UndercoverMexican
WHy the fuck are you being downvoted, this is so true. You Imgurians are close minded as fuck.
mmmat
It must be awful, living in these people's heads, where people are constantly out to get each other all the time. I feel so sorry for them.
lemonfluff
You're him aren't you? I see your username!
mmmat
Only one t for me, baby!
lemonfluff
And 3 Ms! ;)
mmmat
I like to live dangerouslyyyyyyyyyyyy :D
Kirj4v4
1. Texting a random person like that is invasive. 2. She says bye and he insists. 3. No one said he should be locked up, but he's a creep.
brimax
Like I'm with you he should've just erased the numbers instead of texting random people but that's it
mmmat
Well, yes, he should. But I don't think not doing so makes him particularly creepy. Maybe he's really lonely. We don't know this guy.
brimax
She says "k bye" right after recieving his picture and he literally just asks why, how is that so bad?
Kirj4v4
Why do you think he apologizes?
brimax
Bc he texted her in the first place, not for asking why her answer was that.
authweight
K bye is text speak for "fuck off." Plus he was a complete stranger who basically stole her phone #. Completely creepy
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
If I'd said bye when my ex girlfriend said bye to me, when we met, we never would have dated for 8 months. Insistence can be sexy.
ImAnSJW
If you weren't on my list before...
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
Fuck off SJW.
HighlySexualLobster
Well that depends on whether or not she's your ex because there's a restraining order out against you now. Or some such.
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
She's my ex because there was no real emotional component. It was all sexual. You SJWs are all obsessed with bad relationships.
KingMemberBerry
He could just, you know, grow some balls and go meet girls, you know, in public like most people do
TheBestPosterOnImgur
And this is why, if I had kids, they wouldn't get cell phones until they were 16.
barqshasbyte
Since house phones are a rarity, you might be put in a situation where you consider the less expensive prepaid flip phone.
pandasmakemehappy
Good for you. Kids do not need smartphones. Basic prepaid phone without texting for emergencies if anything.
SugarSmack
If you have a "latch key kid" situation or a kid who stays after school alot, a cell may be a good idea. If for socializing only, I'd agree.
Blblblblblblblblbl
Yeah my kids arent having the internet until theyre 18 too! gotta makes sure they cuold never get hurt ever, no matter how damaging it is.
InverseNarnia
Getting a phone that had internet ruined my school life. I'm 17, trust me when I said I would have been happy not getting a phone until 18
itsbre
That's just you. No offended, but if a cell phone ruined your life, it's your fault not the phones.
InverseNarnia
It was the easy to access distraction. If there was no temptation, wouldn't have been a problem
Isinger
I agree.
itsbre
You'll probably change your mind by the time you have teenage kids. Cell phones are good if you're kid stays home alone after school, or 1:
TakamiStitches
I agreed with my parents, a cell was unnecessary until I got a license and car...
yeahpierce
instead of denying your kid something that ALL her friends have which will make her feel inferior, teach her about blocking people.
JenJensjuggs
Or teach her early about not needing everything everyone else has so they don't grow up to be entitled dipsh*ts.
onecupshort
Or instead of teaching kids they need things to not feel inferior, go ahead and be more worried about safety than peer pressure.
puerility
are you deliberately trying to miss the point, or do you genuinely not remember being a child?
yeahpierce
of course I would teach my kids about safety. I can't lock them away from the real world though. being over-sheltered helps nobody.
yeahpierce
"peer pressure" phones are such a mundane standard these days. it's not about having a shiny toy, it's a tool of convenience.
chemistsdoitintesttubes
Its good for kids to want things they can't have. The benefit is that they learn that some things are worth waiting for.
yeahpierce
or it makes them feel like they're worth less. I'm not talking about spoiling rotten. phones are a dime a dozen at this point.
chemistsdoitintesttubes
No. They really aren't, especially when you're talking about giving them to children. 16? I get it. Maybe I'm getting old. I don't know.
yeahpierce
well no I wasn't talking about giving them to like 8 year olds. I think 14-15 is reasonable in this day and age though.
yeahpierce
when I was 14-15 a lot of classmates had them and that was 2003.... let alone in 2030 (when my currently no-existent kids will be teens).
McSmug
So you wouldn't teach them the appropriate response like this girls parent(s) clearly did?
EyeballisticSquid
Appropriate response wouldn't be sending a picture of yourself to a stranger
McSmug
Lol, true she didn't get it entirely right but at least she told them. Plenty of young girls I know of lie about their age to get with guys.
TheBestPosterOnImgur
Kids don't need cell phones.
Suzz21
Says the person without kids...
ronniefuckindobbs
Yeah, because a parent being able to reach their kids when needed is dumb. It's about teaching them to use it responsibly.
NotEvenSupposedToBeHere
Exactly
AnneFranklyMyDearIDontGiveADamn
I had a cellphone at 10 because I started traveling internationally without my parents for sports trips. Some kids should have cell phones.
AnneFranklyMyDearIDontGiveADamn
(I only texted my parents and played snake)
krampuschristmas
I think it should be obvious to you that that is not most childrens' experience
FlatPlutoSociety
Look back on the shit you had when you were a kid. I'll bet didn't *need* most of it.
bananaranch
I agree. I didn't get a cell until I was driving.
CrimsonNirnr00t
Me either. My 6 y/o son told me last night that his friend Athena has a cell phone and now he wants one. Whaaaaat???
bananaranch
That's outrageous. I worked for T-Mobile for years. When kids that young get phones, parents get outrageous overages because kids have 1/2
bananaranch
2/2 concept that not everything is including.
johnxbear
Give them old unactivated phones. They can still dial 911 in emergencies.
Gearwe
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
TheBestPosterOnImgur
That's a good idea, actually. "Take this Nokia. It was my father's, and now it is yours."
ThorinMapleshield
The Nokia is strong In my family. My father had it. I have it. My sister has it. And now you have it too.
BonesMagoo
This was your fathers Nokia, he wanted you to have it. He also killed a bunch of younglings with it, Nokias were much more dangerous then..
AliBarber
He carried this Nokia... All the way through Iraq... He carried it, in his ass.
McSmug
Lol then don't ever be upset when you don't know where your kid is.
McSmug
I'm sure phone etiquette will be massively improved when everyone gets one at 18 and they will impress people, lol.
JanglesTheMoonMonkee
People have seem to get by just fine for thousands of years without their under 16 year olds having phones, what's changed?
Katheebs
There seem to be lot more cock juggling thunder cunts in the world. My 8yo has a prepaid flip phone, but we also don't have a house phone.
gizarziza
I didn't have a cell phone until I was 17 and my parents always knew where I was...
WhoEvenCaresAboutNames
Didnt have a phone til almost the end of highschool and somehow my parents knew where I was! WOW Also even with a cellphone I would go 1/2
WhoEvenCaresAboutNames
places without tell them and then not answer my phone, so yeah, pretty easy either way. 2/2
TheBestPosterOnImgur
I won't ever have kids, so don't worry. I won't be.
McSmug
Hope you stick to that.
Obscurant
A phone is not how you should know where a KID is. Your kid should be with you (aside from school (homeschool) or a KNOWN friends house).
fredandgeorgesexcellentadventure
Yes, you should know where your kid is, but having a cell phone just makes things a whole lot easier.
McSmug
Obviously but don't you think having a phone makes checking in easier? Plus, life is chaotic sometimes and plans change.
FindYourChillMate
Um so a 15 year old isnt allowed to go anywhere outside of those places? Were you locked in a closest as a child?
IAmGodot
They don't need TVs or video games or chocolate either. You doing to deprive your kid of those too?
WhoEvenCaresAboutNames
Yeah but my tv, games, and chocolate wont help my kid rack up hundreds of dollars in a cell phone bill by being dumb with it.
IAmGodot
If you can't teach your kid to be responsible with a cell phone how are you going to trust them to do anything else?
unaligned1
Well you should at least regulate all those things to help curb childhood obesity...
Obscurant
If the chocolate is from a stranger in a van, yes. It's about disconnecting them from the unknown because you won't risk the chance.
JanglesTheMoonMonkee
I don't know why you're getting downvoted but it seems we may have some people raising entitled little shitheads in the future.
IAmGodot
Right, so let's raise kids in a bubble. God forbid they get exposed to the real world so we can teach them to do the right thing.
Kalibek
Good girl.
iurimc1618
I know you want it ♪
StormageddonDarkLordOfAllAKAAlfie
she needs to teach this one:
AnnYouTranscendentBeautifulSeahorse
I am so overwhelmed by love of this gif that I have come out of lurkdom. The little shimmy at the mention of ice cream is everything.
StormageddonDarkLordOfAllAKAAlfie
well then i hope you've seen the whole video! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS0XiOLW_Qk
harmedgreen
Oh god...I already thought the gif was cute...that video damn near killed me
mellowdrama
Yes, but I cringed at her sending him a selfie. That would've been just the first step for a pedo. :(
AOYearOfBirth
Clever girl
lttllmntr
Yep smart girl and good guy.
AStainlessSteelRat
Good guy, too. Least he didn't go straight to creep.
meliferingdus
Not everyone is a pedo... is that normal in your world?
Conv
He wasnt even accelerating into creep, he started at like 30 creep
bolognasandwich
Yay to good people!
ughh
What a sad pathetic bar we've set for men.
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
Which is kind of odd. I always go straight for creep. Guy or girl, I never care.
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TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
Sup sexy? I'm in your bathroom.
silverfoxxflame
Was gonna say didn't know it was a girl... then realized contact in his phone was a girls name. That's kinda creep to start with.
slinkywafflepants
Sends his picture to a girl he does not know. Not a creep?
SuckItBlue
Sends a picture to a *person* he does not know. This is a new person with this phone and he's being friendly. A lot of people use physical
silverfoxxflame
Contact left in his phone, girls name, assumed girl, immediately sends his picture and asks why she won't like him. Kinda creepy, sorry.
SuckItBlue
Lolwut? He's not asking why she doesn't like him. He's asking why she just abruptly brushed him off. I'd be curious if that happened to me.
SuckItBlue
appearances to judge people and it's not a creepshot. 0/10, not creepy.
DiscoSockPuppets
How does that make him good guy? NOT being a pedophile makes you a good person now? K
CthulhuCups
Sadly, yeah kinda. LOTS of jerks want to get fresh just because my 10yo niece is hot...makes it really hard not to slap them. :/
Slim617
Sure
Thelibrarianchick
But...she is only 10..
TheNordicMage
Yea wait 3 years and go to italy or wait 5 and come to denmark and get me in on the fun :3
CthulhuCups
I know right? That's why I refer to them as jerks and not guys or men.
oreckvacuum
He was creeping hard. Idk what your talking about
doctopussy
How? Genuinely confused why it's creepy before he knew she was a child? He just asked who the person was
mebe21
I'm with you on this one. I honestly don't understand how it was creepy. Weird, and not socially normal, but not creepy.
doctopussy
Or I guess rather was checking who's numbers he had in his phone.
SandyEggo
He was creeping. Why would you randomly text people you don't know? Who gets a phone from their fiend and doesn't wipe the #s out?
doctopussy
Whose*
PuppiesAreMyHappyPlace
"I'm little."
NotSinceBreakfast
Don't 'urt me, Arch, I'm only little!
BananaStairway
S'cute
afriendofmine
You know you're getting old when that shit's just fucking adorable as hell.
youbetter
Hi "I'm little.", im youbetter.
GrandmaEarl
Hi "youbetter" I'm Grandma.
BorderlineBoozehound
I opened this comment chain expecting to see someone called "youbet." I'm sorely disappointed.
GrandmaEarl
Hi sorely disappointed I'm Grandma!
ButtsInPajamas
I see what you did there
HeyThatsMeToo
Oh, you could fit through that window.
mavi222
"Oh, we have so much in common!"
Diddyu
"Oh my, bad sorry"
LiterallyYourMom
Awesome, I read the text in the picture too!
Blakematic
"..Little brother, cuz your younger, we're related, and you're a boooyyy.."
Diddyu
"Oh my bad sorry"
PompatusOfLove
But here's a selfie. Have fun.
obese2beast2
That's just wrong
azurepenguin
Here's another
insertpunnynicknamehere
Is that a really well trained spider? Looks like a huntsman. I'm impressed
PompatusOfLove
Mama!!!
azurepenguin
http://38.media.tumblr.com/59417e1336a4e21b2dc8e54936fcf6d8/tumblr_n1ezrkWDIG1s9xyi8o1_500.gif
SwimminglyNate
Scaroused.
akiba22
Not my proudest boner.
NotEvenSupposedToBeHere
10/10 would smash
krampuschristmas
What the fucking fuck
FrozenSpacs
Thats what i tell chicks on tinder...
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FuckTheUSCjrShamecocks
Actually he's gotten a ton! He's just gotta find a way to get money to all of them so they can leave Russia to come live with him.
extasis
How's that workin' out for ya?
yunotpretty
Does it work?
svgrob
Always good to be honest lol
Josh253
Write something fun
LoudAngryJerk
it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean
GrandmaEarl
I'm 6'2 my girlfriend is 4'11. She says that allllll the time lol....she's also 2 years older than me
dmf81
Her name isn't Washu by any chance?
ghostanom
Are you 8 yrs old?
GrandmaEarl
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
Interesting. My brother is 5'8" and his wife is right at 5'. She says that a lot, too. (She's also older than him.)
GalwayGirlYo
Very interesting I'm 5"5 bf is 6"3, I say this and am two years older than him!
BatBruce
Quite interesting. *similar story*
Jimmmydickgun
Who has a phone at that age?
sheshazelnuts
My niece got her first phone abt age 10, when she started staying after school for activities. So if something happened she could call mom.
Textuality
One of the women I work with has a daughter who's six. She has a phone.
Jimmmydickgun
But why? For what purpose? To look at imgur?
CanadiansWilllRule
I had one at 10. Parents were divorced, my mum wanted me to be able to contact her when I was with my dad.
DrPepper523
All my elementary kids here in Korea have smart phones. Many also carry around their mom's debit card to pay for things. It's crazy
lancell
Almost everyone at that age in the first world?
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Jimmmydickgun
What about Europe?
SovietMcStalin
not just america
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SovietMcStalin
fair enough
LvAllen
I've got a ten year old. Does he have a phone? Absolutely not. Do I have $500 burning a hole in my pockets? Nope.
Jimmmydickgun
You're responsible for restoring my faith in humanity
Kaysmira
I have a $100 smart phone. They make $15 prepaid flip phones. I don't have a problem with your parenting style, but phones can be cheap.
afriendofmine
You don't need to burn 500 bucks to give your kid a phone, and it's not something terrible either. It's a problem when you use the device
afriendofmine
to delegate your parental duties, not when you use it to better take care of your kids and improving communication.
LvAllen
He's 10. You know how we improve communication? By me communicating to him when he's expected to be somewhere, e.g. Home.