Courage in his new thermal shirt.
So my new group of friends just ghosted me because I mistook trying to give someone space for being blatantly rude.
So, Space Marine is finally getting a sequel.
Here's a bear saying he believes in you. You can do this.
When I remind people that in 8 years, and a little under 3 weeks, the 80s will have been half a century ago
Hold Action>Patient Defense>Grapple>Action Surge>done.
I'm posting Dresden memes every day I remember till the new book comes out on tuesday.
Kevin Feige just confirmed Charlie Cox will be back as Daredevil.
MRW I'm all caught up on CR, and now have nothing to watch till next thursday.
Mrw Steve Carell is in a comedy show about space force, and there's a trailer now!
Why Cap's shield is going to Bridger, the badass who saved his sister from a dog attack without thought of his own safety:
Fuck Cancer. Fuck 2020.
When someone shows me pictures of their pug
Trump is currently trying to negate votes against him in Nevada. This is no longer cosmetic. This is direct manipulation of the vote by a sitting president. DO. NOT. BLOW. THIS. OFF.
When you've spent the last 10 hours on the shitter, loosing the foulest brown worms, then feel okay for a bit, but then you feel a fart coming on.
Kennedy Jr after drinking the magic potion that was to have him appear in Dealey Plaza this past Sunday.
A Kennedy legend you may not have heard of, and why it's important today...
An act of God, I think.
Y'ever feel like maybe we're a little... Iono, cartoonishly evil?
When someone makes a pun, and you hate puns, but by god its a good one.
"Stay Behind me"
Mr Trump, if you're looking for a safe space, here's the door. :)
trUmP DerANgemENt SYnDroMe
BEST. DAY. EVER.
Hey guys... they're baaaaaaack...
With a horde of angry jackals descending on your position, surrounded. No means of escape y- the wizard:
For those of you having your relatives for dinner tonight.
mrw this chick who's been flirting with me hard for the last 3 weeks realizes that i had no idea what she was doing
Not kidding. It's not a theory. It's not based on the phase of the moon, or the number of syllables in Gaben's last public announcement either.
"...Glorious..."
A 3rd Half-life game is confirmed!!!!!!!!!
SpaceX astronauts yesterday
When you and your buds spend the entire campaign pulling a bunch of murderhoboey bullshit, and you finally see the consequences in-game.
MRW Crit role announces their animated series got picked up by Amazon prime, and will get a second season, and 2 more episodes in the 1st season.
My first thought when one of the Trump people compared Biden's town hall to an episode of Mr Rogers... as if that was a bad thing.
MRW the tests came back negative! My dog Courage doesn't have cancer!
I'm posting 2 or 3 Dresden memes every day I remember until the new book comes out next tuesday.
Gonna post a Dresden meme or 3 every day I remember till the new book comes out next week.
MRW a guy at work who doesn't get why the HK protesters (different conversation) are fighting so hard, says the govt. should just send the Yakuza after them...
The debates....
Greetings from me and Courage!
MRW I'm thinking about lunch and the kid goes "wanna get a pizza?"
MRW i come on to see this....
Given how excited some of you guys get...
MRW i'm talking to my waitress at breakfast, she's funny, i tip her well, and she yells at me for implying she's a prostitute...
mrw some bad shit happens
"We can joke, we can play games, we can have fun. You can't have this guy as your president. Maybe I'll sign an executive order, you cannot have him as your president..."
MRW the Orange Fuckwit who repeatedly claimed Covid19 was a hoax tests positive for it, and I can't stop laughing.
When i post something I just know Is gonn'a annoy peopel
Underwater basket weaving isnt a thing, dumbass
when people point out that my username is relevant....
MRW you people post pictures of some random person wearing clothes (or not wearing them, as the case may be)
my friend's reaction when i tell her i'm watching Hannibal right before i go to sleep
MRW i watch the new gta5 trailer.
A Thought on How the Deadpool Movie Should Begin.