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We often think that plane crashes are catastrophic and unsurvivable events.
Thankfully, that isn’t the case. Sure, there are some accidents where (almost) everyone died, but those are much rarer than you’d think based on what you see in the news. The NTSB found that even in serious accidents where fire and substantial damage occurred, 76.6% of passengers still survived.
And, an interesting tidbit that the FAA and NTSB found in their research on plane crashes: 40% of fatalities that did occur happened in crashes that were survivable. Close to half of all airplane crash fatalities might have been prevented had passengers taken proper action.
You’ve Only Got 90 Seconds to Get Out
The thing that kills most passengers in a plane crash isn’t the actual impact, it’s the fire that typically engulfs the plane afterwards. Folks may be surprised they survived the impact, and become complacent about other dangers. People vastly underestimate how quickly a fire can spread and consume an airplane. Surveys show that most people think they actually have about 30 minutes to get out of a burning plane. The reality is that it takes, on average, just 90 seconds for a fire to burn through the plane’s aluminum fuselage and consume everything and everyone in it. If that sounds scary, it should; you need to be motivated to get your rear end out of the plane!
Remember the Five Row Rule
According to the folks who dedicate their lives to studying plane crashes, the statistics are inconclusive because every plane crash is different. Sure, many crashes are nose-first, thus making the back of the plane safer, but several are tail-first (as with the recent incident in San Francisco) or wing-first. You just don’t know what kind of crash you’ll be in. Instead of worrying about whether your seat is near the back, focus on finding a seat near an exit. According to researcher Ed Galea, those who survive a plane crash typically only have to move an average of five rows to escape. Beyond five rows the chance of getting out alive decreases.
Read the Safety Card and Listen to the Flight Attendants
read through the safety card as well as listen to the flight attendants when they give their pre-flight safety spiel. Just because you’ve amassed enough frequent flier miles to circumnavigate the globe 1,000 times, you’re definitely not off the hook. You may think you’re justifiably confident, but you’re probably complacent; in a report published a few years ago, the FAA found that frequent fliers were the least informed on what to do and most susceptible to the normalcy bias in the event of a plane crash.
Re-reading the safety card will remind you where the nearest exits are and what to do during a crash landing. As you read through the safety guidelines, formulate your action plan.
Remember the Plus 3/Minus 8 Rule
In the aviation world, Plus 3/Minus 8 refers to the first three minutes after takeoff and the last eight minutes before landing. According to flight crash investigators, close to 80% of all plane crashes occur during this timeframe.
Thus, if you want to up your chances of survival, you need to be extra vigilant and ready to take action during the first 3 minutes after takeoff and the last 8 minutes before landing.
What to do and not do during Plus 3/Minus 8:
Don’t sleep.
Make sure your shoes are on and secured. If you’re traveling with your wife or girlfriend, make sure she’s wearing flats and not high heels. It’s hard to run in stilettos.
Don’t drink before getting on a plane. You want to be fully present in the event of a crash.
Make sure your seatbelt is securely fastened — low and tight.
Go over your action plan.
You don’t need to be paranoid during this time, just vigilantly relaxed.
Put on Your Oxygen Mask as Soon as It Drops
In an event where the mask drops from above, put it on as soon as it drops. According to passenger studies, most folks think they can survive an hour without a mask after a plane loses pressure. You actually just have a few seconds. If you want get out of a crashed airplane alive, you’ll want all your mental faculties intact when it lands.
Follow the safety guidelines of securing your mask first before helping others secure theirs. You’re pretty much useless to others if you’re not getting oxygen to your brain.
Assume Brace Position
Research has shown that brace positions do indeed up the chances of survival in an emergency crash landing. The positions help reduce the velocity of your head when it inevitably slams into the seat in front of you. Moreover, they help minimize limb flailing.
Also, make sure your seatbelt is securely fastened — low and tight — over your lap. Those bad boys are designed to withstand 3,000 pounds of force, which is about three times as much as your body could handle without passing out.
coprolite
SquirrelMaster
As a frequent flyer, I will read the safety card next time
onlyunusedusername2
am i the only one that watched the countdown gif and got disappointed when nothing happened at the end?
AirlineGeek
Please, please, for the love of all that is good, just remember: Flying is EXTREMELY safe, and the odds of crashing at all are infinitesimal
aviatorzz
As a pilot, if i see you coming down the slide with your carry on, i will take it from you and throw it back into the fire
wa27
Actually I'm pretty sure 100% of plane crashes happen exactly 0 seconds before landing.
BeerNinjaEsq
Or you could just jump right before the plane hits the ground. If you time it perfectly, you land softly
SupineClouds
Sit by the door, check. GTF out, check.
zarkonnen
"If you’re traveling with your wife or girlfriend" What is this, the 50s?
zarkonnen
ooh, artofmanliness.com - It is!
gringissimo
isn't 0:08 eight seconds?
jackbos
Or you could just accept that your odds of winning the lottery are higher than your odds of dying in a plane crash.
twlcorinthian
most of this advice is for Mad Men-style 50s dudes. "If travelling with a dame, don't let her wear high heels"
supradedupra
I love being vigilantly relaxed!!!
friendlyjedsonly
no shit a plane crashes within the last 8 minutes of flight
asmallcat
How to survive a plane crash - realize the chances of a crash are astronomically small, and you're more likely to die crossing the (1/2)
asmallcat
street in front of your house. Never leave your house again. Success!
howjom
Step 1 Fly around scared shitless
birdbarrett
Yeah right don't drink before getting on a plane. I'll just take my chances.
bandwag
I have a 32 hour trip to the other side of the world on Tuesday. I will be keeping this all in mind for those flights.
QueenCatlady
I am always worrying about how to survive in freak accidents. Seriously, it consumes me. This is actually really helpful advice. +1
blacksheepcannibal
The wing box - the area where the wings are attached - is the strongest area on a plane. Also typcally close to exits.
FlappinBurgers
Then you should make sure when you're on a train going uphill in the winter to (1/2)
ThisisntJessitsJess
You evil, evil person
Perklon
Just favorite and forget then if your plane ever goes down read the post
supradedupra
Thanks for the advice!! Will do!
PresidentProTempore
Please leave the stats of successful flights vs crashes per year.
AirlineGeek
0.311 accidents per 100,000 departures in the US last year. And not a single airline accident involved fatalities. (1/2)
slimvictor
(2/2) But most people will probably die eventually anyway, and there is little use worrying about such things, so go see Star Wars instead.
AirlineGeek
No passengers on US airliners have been killed in an accident since 2009.
christyroad
i would definitely die, if I'm on a plane that means I've taken enough xanax to knock out a small horse
atleastIwasnt36
"Don't drink before getting on an airplane" What am I, a pilot? Get real.
shallowdrown
Every time I get on a plane, I welcome the crash. I don't get why people freak out about it.
VaguelySatisfying
Wait, is it actually common for people to drink/drug it up before flights? If the things you're scared of happen, you're now extra screwed.
imjustaramblinggamblingman
Hahaha! That's pretty funny and I'd imagine, pretty accurate for a lot of us!
underpantswizard
bc my fear of flying and generally no one judges you for drinking 5 whiskeys at 6am at an airport. I am usually hammered by take off.
iwanttobebobdylan
ME TOO! *cheers*
Helpdickstuckingoat
Grew up in NYC when 9/11 happened. I am completely intoxicated prior to every flight I take (I fly a lot, and probably have a drinking prob)
TravDrinksBeer
Well, since you are batting a thousand right now I would say you have to keep getting slaughtered everytime otherwise you WILL die. Fact
christyroad
same!!!!! i was 5, it definitely affected me in a big way
ienjoymoonlight
I saw a documentary where they got a whole lot of volunteers to simulate an emergency exit. As they were about to start, they said the 1/2
ienjoymoonlight
first 5 people out the plane would be given $20,000.00. It was such panic and chaos I don't think *anyone* got out. Good luck IRL... 2/2
IHateApostrophes
There's quite a difference when you're incentivized to prevent others from escaping and discouraged from working together.
pled
Is surviving a plane crash manly?
MentallyChill
Af
KaJuN
Well it's got to be more manly than surviving a 'Hoverboard' crash.
riddmkidd
Better than the alternative.
Camarisho
Vigilantly Relaxed
muggywaters
left at "Dont drink before getting on a plane."
fireraisr
FAA rules prohibit drunk people from boarsing
corneliusgansevoort
THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO TELL ME WHEN I CAN AND CAN'T BOARSE! SCREW YOU OBAMA!
fireraisr
Boarding
Pinkwhistle
Looks like you ain't gettin' on this flight sir.
Pinkwhistle
Looks like you ain't gettin' on this flight sir.
muggywaters
I bring the little shot bottles on the plane, so's I can be FAA compliant. (I may or may not already be drunk)
airplanesarecool
Always dress to egress! Escape slides can give you friction burns, so wear pants instead of shorts/skirts.
FlappinBurgers
Helpful advice for holiday parties too
TransistorRadio
LOL! Best comment I've seen today.
debunker
If I had to use the emergency slides on a plane, I wouldn't give a shit about friction burns at that point.
VaguelySatisfying
I imagine they'd make getting away from the plane (say if it's on fire or something) a lot more difficult, though.
debunker
You think a friction burn would make it "a lot more difficult" to get away? You're underestimating adrenaline. You wouldn't even feel it.
InfinitusEquitas
You would care a hell of a lot more after you survive.
debunker
No I wouldn't.
blacksheepcannibal
You say that but not all plane egress actions are panic-inducing flash fires.
debunker
And a friction burn is only a minor annoyance. So check your priorities.
blacksheepcannibal
I mean, if wearing shorts is that important to you, go ahead. I'm just saying not all evacs are absolute deadly emergencies.
debunker
I'm saying that you shouldn't choose your wardrobe based on the minute chance you may have to use the emergency slide.
InfinitusEquitas
Just in general when traveling, it's a good idea to wear pants, and a shirt. Also helps to have extra pockets. Just hate the new rules on
InfinitusEquitas
pocket knives, lighters, etc,. Would feel a hell of a lot more comfortable if I could keep a multitool with me in my pocket.
NewCreatures
i prefer not to wear a shirt and just walk around flashing everyone my tits.
InfinitusEquitas
Well, with all due respect... Tits or GTFO.
NewCreatures
Ok. Hang tight
NewCreatures
http://imgur.com/K6vSfwT That's all I'll share
InfinitusEquitas
That's erm, plenty. Feel like I should at least buy you dinner now :p
Jdonkay
Idk about the last one. Wouldn't sitting hunched over like that break your neck upon impact?
Bootsman42
The seats on commercial airliners are designed to take forces up to 12G without breaking apart, so chances are you'll move relatively little
Thekingofbeans
Mythbusters actually tested that and the answer is nope.
MIGHTYTALOS
I personally thought that position was designed to preserve dental records.
Scientificevidence
I would also prefer not getting stuck between seats on impact and raise my legs.
funkmaster40
If you sit up straight you are going to smash your face into the seat anyways. This way you gain less momentum before the impact.
Fal1enKing
I think the point is that there's no seat ahead to lean on, so you'd be less likely to hit anything anyway.
qatersaghira
I think it's stuff hitting you that's the potential problem
qatersaghira
Yeah there are two brace positions depending on if you're at a bulkhead seat or not. Watch cabin crew as a plane lands normally... 1/
qatersaghira
2/ we do a 'semi brace' position at every take off and landing so we are prepared for any potential situation.
qatersaghira
No you're keeping your limbs tight together so less chance of broken arms/ legs- stuff which will hinder your escape. Sawce im cabin crew :)
Snooj
Where's your job stories post? Get to it!
qatersaghira
Haha I thought that but I'm a bit too shy to I think
Snooj
Well, it's not like you have to stand up in front of us. :-)
qatersaghira
Lol see what you did there.
debunker
The thing is, that isn't just some random picture that was drawn. Years of studies by professionals went into adopting that posture.Trust it
Surrealle
Um, there are lots of "facts" that were trusted for years and later found to be false. It's not a bad thing to question this stuff
debunker
What are your qualifications on this matter?
Surrealle
I never said this particular instance was false, only that it's not a bad thing to ask questions when it doesn't make sense
debunker
Right. And like everyone has been telling you, this HAS been questioned .. many times .. and proven. So, it DOES make sense.
Kaalivanukas
It's been tested and proven in real life scenarios and accidents. It works. There's a Mythbusters episode on it too.
Surrealle
I wasn't saying this instance was false, only that "accepted for years" isn't a good reason to believe everything. It's still good to ask q
Kaalivanukas
This is also a good example on how expert advice on safety should be taken seriously. Sometimes questioning recommendations can do more harm
CipheredMessage
Never getting on a plane again
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ThisMeansALot
Dude, you need to relax... Vigilantly
TheGhostofLionelHutz
I was definitely paying attention to this dude until he said "don't drink before you get on a plane". Just talking nonsense at that point...
dancfontaine
Never drink because in the case of any emergency you will want to be able to think on your feet
riddmkidd
Why not drink enough so that you rag doll on impact?
dancfontaine
Aye
riddmkidd
Statistically airplanes are more safe than cars.
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ThisMeansALot
Statistically tsa can suck it
ravnicrasol
It still terrorizes me to think I'm on a piece of pressurized metal flying at altitudes and speeds that humans are not designed to survive.
valen00
you aren't designed to survive more than about 30km/h (running pace)
Beelsebooob
More than that - even if you assume you'll be in a crash, you have a higher chance of surviving in a plane than in a car.
Catumi
Walking on the side of a busy street is also more dangerous.
Howdoilife
What scares me most when I get on a plane is that I know if something happens in the air there is nothing I can do to but wait to crash
almostsomething182
That's what gives me comfort. It's out of my hands, all I can do is sit. So that's what I do.
morphire
Statistically I won't be sitting in a car plummeting to the earth waiting to die.
almostsomething182
No, just upside down, strapped into your seat, slowly bleeding out of your shattered legs and head waiting for someone to help.
imoneofthoseaquaticanimalsthatdriftsfacefirstintoaglasswall
Never getting in a car again
thiscannotpossiblygowrong
Statistically, cars are safer than dying
soukmania
never getting in a dead body again
ThisMeansALot
Ballistically, Mars bar wafer pan frying.
Inmate45
Statistically, 100% of people die from something eventually.
doctormal
Not true, a portion of the population that has ever lived hasn't died. Some people are still alive.
ImaCarGuy
Statistics show that biking is more dangerous than cars
LMeire
As someone that's ridden a bike exactly three times and required medical assistance each time, I can believe this.
ThisMeansALot
Never Biki.. Oh walking.. Sitting. Contributing to this thread? Never again bro
RocketTheTrashPanda
I'M SITTING WAITING TO GET ON A PLANE RIGHT NOW! If I die know that this guide doesn't work.
Tomiko
i'm waiting at the airport too. It's fine, most of the people on plane crashes dies anyway
Dontworryucantrustme
Safe flight!
FiatLuxIam
He ded.
AlaSnackbar
Dude updates...
RocketTheTrashPanda
I survived. Now to get my connecting flight.
Slumdoge
BET
yodudechick
I'm also at the airport right now. dun dun dun.
KawaiiAssFuck
Don't worry you can sue them if you die.
GeneralBullshit
I'm also sitting on a plane to Amsterdam now, lol
gregws
I'm flying this morning aswell... omen?
TheLocalDrugLord
Up vote number 666 just doing the anti-christs work no need to thank me
kkanne20
be sure to update us if you die so we know!
Bobloblaw1129
update?
RocketTheTrashPanda
still at airport not departing until 1:29pm at this point
AnatolianTiger
Still at the fucking airport i bet.
eattheweak
But then the minds of NYC residents would be safe once more!
FlappinBurgers
Post your credit card info so we can check for activity in a week
RocketTheTrashPanda
1234 5678 9420 0690 and the security number is 420
dalekalpha
Did you die?
weischbier
You ok now? :D
RocketTheTrashPanda
Still at the airport -.-
LuxuryHotline
I'm getting on one in 4 hours, this shit makes me nervous
AnatolianTiger
You good fam?
EcchiOjisan
Ok. It's been 4h. Did you manage to get to your destination safely, or can we assume that the guide doesn't work?
RocketTheTrashPanda
I'm still waiting at the airport -.-
papiplantain
Lol dude just make the pilot fly you. Your kilgrave sheesh
RocketTheTrashPanda
I can't fly, even with a pilot, i'm not jessica
bigeasy44
Classic!
corneliusgansevoort
How about now? Are you dead yet, or what?
ihpkmn
You're Kilgrave. Tell them to redirect the next flight to your destination.
jewbaccapikajew
You dead yet?
RocketTheTrashPanda
Nope survived. now for the real test. my connecting flight.
jewbaccapikajew
Lemme know when you climb out of a burning wreckage
EcchiOjisan
Oh! Perfect!! You still have time to cause an airplane accident to be able to test this guide! I'll be waiting for the results
superotterman
TSA, I've got a nice, shiny Christmas present for you here.
mefteef
^^ lol - The real dangers of air travel.
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
At this point, you're dead for sure.
OhGodDoIReallyHaveToDoThis
So it's seven hours later, did you survive? Did the plane crash? Are you part of the control group?
RocketTheTrashPanda
it crashed i'm dead... jk It doesn't leave until 1:29pm i just had to get to the airport very early because there was only one bus.
OhGodDoIReallyHaveToDoThis
You have been sitting in an airport for seven hours? SEVEN FREAKING HOURS? You poor thing. Merry Christmas!
RocketTheTrashPanda
yep it was the most bored i've ever been (hence imgur) now i have another few hours between my connecting flight.
RealGsMoveInSilence
At least you upvotes bro. enough karma for imgur afterlife trophy
RocketTheTrashPanda
I survived. Now to get my connecting flight.
RealGsMoveInSilence
the most stressful part! those hoes board like an hour before you take off.
RocketTheTrashPanda
yep and there's about 1 hour between getting off the first to get on the second so you gotta run like a bitch in front of an entire airport.
RealGsMoveInSilence
Good luck fam. As a brown person, I feel extra stressed when I fly (tomorrow) so I empathize.
HarissonLA
How much time left before next flight? Also, please report when you get to destination, I couldn't sleep.
RocketTheTrashPanda
about half an hour will let you know when i get back to Britain, it's a 9 hour flight.