Nov 3, 2016 2:05 AM
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PoloShirt11
I see four girls.
helenfrankannekeller
Violet you're turning violet, violet.
btraqnasty
"girls are dumb. Girls who are sexual but dont like me are sluts. I always upvote hot chicks. Only girls who are sexual are cool." k
pfffft
Those 3 are daughter, mom, grandma, right?
boltactionjake
I still fuck that blueberry
MisterWill
Guess I'm the unpopular opinion puffin, but since it's hard to gauge personality out of a staged photo, I'll take the bombshells.
ImJustADinosaur
They're just jealous that they didn't think of that awesome costume.
ordnot
Deviantart has ruined willy wonka for me
WhiskeyAndDie
And she's smiling while the other three look like petulant children.
VolcanoTacoGinsburg
And if both "kinds" of girls are happy w how they look, both deserve the same respect. I accept getting downvoted to hell.
badfish0458
WHITE KNIGHTS ROLL OUT
cafateriafraiche
In full fucking force as usual
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
I mean...the top comments are all jokes and one dude saying he doesn't care as long as people enjoy themselves.
BeardedHabilis
Nobody's going to mention the fact that the one on the right didn't match the shoes. Also, totally hiding booze in the blue outfit - smart.
AlanBansConfrontationalPeopleOnImgur
WITH THAT BOOTY SHE DONT NEED TO MATCH HER BOOTS
SocoFox
Agreed. And the left one got some gams.
Piruescas
Those decisions in life, blue pill or red pill?
CallmeJack02
why not both?
narwallaby
I was the girl who showed up to a Halloween as something scary. I didn't get the slut memo. Embarassing!
Highwired
I'd still juice them all.
stratus41298
She farted for three days in that suit.
inzane
What are the other girls supposed to be anyway?
SpecialProjectY
What other girls?
CriticalJudgementalElitistPrick
Whores
circuspony
CharlesFuckingBronson
Those other bitches are almost orange enough to be the oompa loompas
ExpectoPatr0num
You've never been to New Jersey clearly. This doesn't even approach peak orange.
MouseInAPinkCircle
My ex girlfriend is in this picture and sadly she's one of the hoes. Of course. This picture is very old btw.
DrDoucheBag
Look at that thigh gap!
Sobelimas
abacaxi
And the footlong cameltoe ..
tortilaconqueso
So jelly
theluckysuccess
I'd hit
ThegreatconjunctionistheendoftheworldorthebeginningHm
Who do you blame when your kid is a brat?
Kopachris
Wrong song (wrong movie too, actually), but good try.
TheMisterTango
It's not the wrong movie, just the wrong child. I believe this was sung for Verucca Salt, not Violet
Yes it was sung for Verucca Salt in the original movie, but the version of Violet portrayed in the pic is from the Johnny Depp movie.
justlivinthedream
pampered and spoiled like Siamese cat ...
ElCabaro
I miss Willy wonka ),:
DeadpoolismyBFF
THE MOTHER AND THE FATHER
thekadeshi
Oompa looompa doopity doo
KaJuN
Grunka lunka dunkity darmed guards...
OutOfBort
SHUT THE HELL UP!
InsertUnimaginativeUsernameHere
Society!
chrishallett83
Look at the ass on the one on the far right though, damn. I hope she's at least 18 or I'm going straight to hell.
Everyonesbrother
Am I the only one that doesn't give a fuck what people dress up as? Be non/sexual all you want as long as you remember to enjoy yourself :)
HeyGuysImBryan
Not to be that guy but i will. These are upvoted by the women of imgur. Idc what anyone wears as long as it's nothing. Brah
cpdaddy
Yep, you're the only one
Copperbrat
Nope. Only neckbeards and sjws hate. It's the one day of the year you can be pretty much anyone you want, yet the assholes line up to judge.
TheGreatAnhey
I don't even celebrate Halloween but I haven't complained so far which is nice
Aelinsaar
I think most of us feel that way, but, "Hey you go be you" doesn't get votes like tits or "Imgur Taliban" posts.
AmbyCakes
You tipped your fedora so low it touched your feets
I'm a woman...
zeiss74
Can women not wear fedoras? Just curious.
verifiedshitlord
Unattractive and/or socially deprived imgur losers just want to feel superior in their unsatisfying lives so they slut shame
smolboots
Slut shaming is just part of our culture. We learn it as kids, but as adults we have to unlearn it, for the good of humanity.
Mrginger128
I'm unnatractive and have a great appreciation of sluts. I'd be slutty too If I could, fuck yeah.
GavinScreaming
Hit the nail on the head
ForTheStarks
"OMG Becky there's nothing slutty about a blueberry." SMH.
DoubleDickDonkey
They look seriously annoyed. I'm going to guess they planned to coordinate.
SaItamontes
They can neither breathe nor pass gas in those "shorts." What kind of face would you be making?
The same face I'll be making when I'm dead.
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
creatineshits
There should be a channel that's just this.
IDontKnowHowToHuman
I want to imagine that those are the same 2 guys who did the "Milk and cereal" video
moisttowlette69
Thank you from the bottom of my heart. I needed that to lift me up this morning. Coffee wasn't cutting it.
SemiVirtuous
How is this not top comment?
Aussiejordan
I know right
HollyFlamingNinjaNaziBatman
That the one in green when he does the little jump kick at the start xD
freedomofnow
This is extremely satisfying to look at.
GlobalStrike
Those bomb ass moves, tho.
neonoptic
I was looking for this. One of my favorite gifs of all my time being on the internet.
I love this far too much
jiynxed
we need a whole line of guys in sumo suits riverdancing.
cleveremu
Oh my god
AIterdcarbon
.
MeAndMyADD
I'm fucking crying that's too good
CometBoy
I dunno about you guys but girls with creativity and imagination who aren't afraid to go against their friends...are my kinda girl.
Yea girls who dress up skimpy are obviously just dumb whores.
shhep
Of course honey. You're unlike the other guys.
My username is relevant. Sorry, bro.
IronicUsername
"I'm not like other guys."
BringInTheCorgis
On the other hand...
THE ONE ON THE RIGHT ... I THINK THIS PICTURE IS PHOTOSHOPPED
Considering the fallowing, Bambi was a male... dat young boys ass? :/
QueenAntifa
It helps if they are into butt stuff
Catpack
Urg 'butt stuff' sound so juvenile, like what a 13 year old would say. 'As long as they thouch my wee wee' Usch
DiggerPlease
Better than "assplay"
It's debatable
peepsmcgeeandthefilthy
Damn now I have a blueberry fetish?
MuffinsLordOfDerp
It's a thing
PLEASE DONT GOOGLE THAT, ITS A THING AND ITS ADJACENT TO MY FETISH SO SOMETIMES IT ENDS UP IN MY FILTER
LOL. What? I was joking.
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/637471/0f62db0c5b/
I wouldn't even look at that with your eyes. Nope. Have fun.
VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED LOL
tedbutts
Shes probably naked under that blue outfit.
WhyTheHelNot
makes her even hotter than those sluts
StabbyMcMurder
And look at that thigh gap. She's just ready to go, ain't she?
hiwhosthis
Hahaha
MouseBalls
I know I would be.
Noevilgifs
Hey I was naked in a hazmat suit and went to college
PintoRagazzo1
blackmag3
I bet you're naked under your outfit too, you harlot.
StraightToCatFolder
She totally blue me
WilwoWaggins
And tastes like a blueberry.
XquizitOne
Just...waiting.....
Saddler12
Another example of unrealistic expectations of beauty.
escalinci
Another example of unrealistic expectations of bluety.
pomegranatejuice
...and she just farted
DarkSock
You know what that means… I'm asking, actually… What does that mean?
When she pulls off her blue exoskeleton she perhaps is nude. Or in a smaller, equally blue outfit. We'll never know.
I can work with that… *unzips*
YuliqaMadiq
TITANMEDIC
But she's still not naked... She's wearing a blue outfit
Or maybe big government wants us to think she's naked!!!
thesuaveITguy
That slut!
Isrslydonthavetimeforthis
Shame!
Calculussucks
AParticularlyAverageWank
DING DING DING
GregorSamsa
I'm naked right now.
diregamer
HI NAKEDRIGHTNOW IM DAD
Hey dad you're alarmingly not surprised at my nakedness
As a father of four, its not the nakedness, its the 'what happened to your clothes' thing?
No questions for the erection and blood?
ocdmn
We are all naked under our outfits
shorey66
Well...I guess!
LetumComplexo
That would be the joke, yes.
BewilderedBeaver
I'm not. I wear three layers of panties.
RatoMolhado
And under the third panty? Eh? Sure you're naked! xP
andergriff
it's panties all the way down.
I'm confused but interested... Please go on.
We're all naked under our clothes.
What clothes?
saltymcgee
PoloShirt11
I see four girls.
helenfrankannekeller
Violet you're turning violet, violet.
btraqnasty
"girls are dumb. Girls who are sexual but dont like me are sluts. I always upvote hot chicks. Only girls who are sexual are cool." k
pfffft
Those 3 are daughter, mom, grandma, right?
boltactionjake
I still fuck that blueberry
MisterWill
Guess I'm the unpopular opinion puffin, but since it's hard to gauge personality out of a staged photo, I'll take the bombshells.
ImJustADinosaur
They're just jealous that they didn't think of that awesome costume.
ordnot
Deviantart has ruined willy wonka for me
WhiskeyAndDie
And she's smiling while the other three look like petulant children.
VolcanoTacoGinsburg
And if both "kinds" of girls are happy w how they look, both deserve the same respect. I accept getting downvoted to hell.
badfish0458
WHITE KNIGHTS ROLL OUT
cafateriafraiche
In full fucking force as usual
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
I mean...the top comments are all jokes and one dude saying he doesn't care as long as people enjoy themselves.
BeardedHabilis
Nobody's going to mention the fact that the one on the right didn't match the shoes. Also, totally hiding booze in the blue outfit - smart.
AlanBansConfrontationalPeopleOnImgur
WITH THAT BOOTY SHE DONT NEED TO MATCH HER BOOTS
SocoFox
Agreed. And the left one got some gams.
Piruescas
Those decisions in life, blue pill or red pill?
CallmeJack02
why not both?
narwallaby
I was the girl who showed up to a Halloween as something scary. I didn't get the slut memo. Embarassing!
Highwired
I'd still juice them all.
stratus41298
She farted for three days in that suit.
inzane
What are the other girls supposed to be anyway?
SpecialProjectY
What other girls?
CriticalJudgementalElitistPrick
Whores
circuspony
CharlesFuckingBronson
Those other bitches are almost orange enough to be the oompa loompas
ExpectoPatr0num
You've never been to New Jersey clearly. This doesn't even approach peak orange.
MouseInAPinkCircle
My ex girlfriend is in this picture and sadly she's one of the hoes. Of course. This picture is very old btw.
DrDoucheBag
Look at that thigh gap!
Sobelimas
abacaxi
And the footlong cameltoe ..
tortilaconqueso
So jelly
theluckysuccess
I'd hit
ThegreatconjunctionistheendoftheworldorthebeginningHm
Who do you blame when your kid is a brat?
Kopachris
Wrong song (wrong movie too, actually), but good try.
TheMisterTango
It's not the wrong movie, just the wrong child. I believe this was sung for Verucca Salt, not Violet
Kopachris
Yes it was sung for Verucca Salt in the original movie, but the version of Violet portrayed in the pic is from the Johnny Depp movie.
justlivinthedream
pampered and spoiled like Siamese cat ...
ElCabaro
I miss Willy wonka ),:
DeadpoolismyBFF
THE MOTHER AND THE FATHER
thekadeshi
Oompa looompa doopity doo
KaJuN
Grunka lunka dunkity darmed guards...
OutOfBort
SHUT THE HELL UP!
InsertUnimaginativeUsernameHere
Society!
chrishallett83
Look at the ass on the one on the far right though, damn. I hope she's at least 18 or I'm going straight to hell.
Everyonesbrother
Am I the only one that doesn't give a fuck what people dress up as? Be non/sexual all you want as long as you remember to enjoy yourself :)
HeyGuysImBryan
Not to be that guy but i will. These are upvoted by the women of imgur. Idc what anyone wears as long as it's nothing. Brah
cpdaddy
Yep, you're the only one
Copperbrat
Nope. Only neckbeards and sjws hate. It's the one day of the year you can be pretty much anyone you want, yet the assholes line up to judge.
TheGreatAnhey
I don't even celebrate Halloween but I haven't complained so far which is nice
Aelinsaar
I think most of us feel that way, but, "Hey you go be you" doesn't get votes like tits or "Imgur Taliban" posts.
AmbyCakes
You tipped your fedora so low it touched your feets
Everyonesbrother
I'm a woman...
zeiss74
Can women not wear fedoras? Just curious.
verifiedshitlord
Unattractive and/or socially deprived imgur losers just want to feel superior in their unsatisfying lives so they slut shame
smolboots
Slut shaming is just part of our culture. We learn it as kids, but as adults we have to unlearn it, for the good of humanity.
Mrginger128
I'm unnatractive and have a great appreciation of sluts. I'd be slutty too If I could, fuck yeah.
GavinScreaming
Hit the nail on the head
ForTheStarks
"OMG Becky there's nothing slutty about a blueberry." SMH.
DoubleDickDonkey
They look seriously annoyed. I'm going to guess they planned to coordinate.
SaItamontes
They can neither breathe nor pass gas in those "shorts." What kind of face would you be making?
DoubleDickDonkey
The same face I'll be making when I'm dead.
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
creatineshits
There should be a channel that's just this.
IDontKnowHowToHuman
I want to imagine that those are the same 2 guys who did the "Milk and cereal" video
moisttowlette69
Thank you from the bottom of my heart. I needed that to lift me up this morning. Coffee wasn't cutting it.
SemiVirtuous
How is this not top comment?
Aussiejordan
I know right
HollyFlamingNinjaNaziBatman
That the one in green when he does the little jump kick at the start xD
freedomofnow
This is extremely satisfying to look at.
GlobalStrike
Those bomb ass moves, tho.
neonoptic
I was looking for this. One of my favorite gifs of all my time being on the internet.
Aussiejordan
I love this far too much
jiynxed
we need a whole line of guys in sumo suits riverdancing.
cleveremu
Oh my god
AIterdcarbon
.
MeAndMyADD
I'm fucking crying that's too good
CometBoy
I dunno about you guys but girls with creativity and imagination who aren't afraid to go against their friends...are my kinda girl.
GavinScreaming
Yea girls who dress up skimpy are obviously just dumb whores.
shhep
Of course honey. You're unlike the other guys.
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
My username is relevant. Sorry, bro.
IronicUsername
"I'm not like other guys."
BringInTheCorgis
On the other hand...
AlanBansConfrontationalPeopleOnImgur
THE ONE ON THE RIGHT ... I THINK THIS PICTURE IS PHOTOSHOPPED
SpecialProjectY
Considering the fallowing, Bambi was a male... dat young boys ass? :/
QueenAntifa
It helps if they are into butt stuff
Catpack
Urg 'butt stuff' sound so juvenile, like what a 13 year old would say. 'As long as they thouch my wee wee' Usch
DiggerPlease
Better than "assplay"
QueenAntifa
It's debatable
peepsmcgeeandthefilthy
Damn now I have a blueberry fetish?
MuffinsLordOfDerp
It's a thing
AlanBansConfrontationalPeopleOnImgur
PLEASE DONT GOOGLE THAT, ITS A THING AND ITS ADJACENT TO MY FETISH SO SOMETIMES IT ENDS UP IN MY FILTER
peepsmcgeeandthefilthy
LOL. What? I was joking.
AlanBansConfrontationalPeopleOnImgur
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/637471/0f62db0c5b/
peepsmcgeeandthefilthy
I wouldn't even look at that with your eyes. Nope. Have fun.
AlanBansConfrontationalPeopleOnImgur
VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED LOL
tedbutts
Shes probably naked under that blue outfit.
WhyTheHelNot
makes her even hotter than those sluts
StabbyMcMurder
And look at that thigh gap. She's just ready to go, ain't she?
hiwhosthis
Hahaha
MouseBalls
I know I would be.
Noevilgifs
Hey I was naked in a hazmat suit and went to college
PintoRagazzo1
blackmag3
I bet you're naked under your outfit too, you harlot.
StraightToCatFolder
She totally blue me
WilwoWaggins
And tastes like a blueberry.
XquizitOne
Just...waiting.....
Saddler12
Another example of unrealistic expectations of beauty.
escalinci
Another example of unrealistic expectations of bluety.
pomegranatejuice
...and she just farted
DarkSock
You know what that means… I'm asking, actually… What does that mean?
tedbutts
When she pulls off her blue exoskeleton she perhaps is nude. Or in a smaller, equally blue outfit. We'll never know.
DarkSock
I can work with that… *unzips*
YuliqaMadiq
TITANMEDIC
But she's still not naked... She's wearing a blue outfit
tedbutts
Or maybe big government wants us to think she's naked!!!
thesuaveITguy
That slut!
Isrslydonthavetimeforthis
Shame!
Calculussucks
AParticularlyAverageWank
DING DING DING
GregorSamsa
I'm naked right now.
diregamer
HI NAKEDRIGHTNOW IM DAD
GregorSamsa
Hey dad you're alarmingly not surprised at my nakedness
diregamer
As a father of four, its not the nakedness, its the 'what happened to your clothes' thing?
GregorSamsa
No questions for the erection and blood?
ocdmn
We are all naked under our outfits
shorey66
Well...I guess!
LetumComplexo
That would be the joke, yes.
BewilderedBeaver
I'm not. I wear three layers of panties.
RatoMolhado
And under the third panty? Eh? Sure you're naked! xP
andergriff
it's panties all the way down.
RatoMolhado
I'm confused but interested... Please go on.
DrDoucheBag
We're all naked under our clothes.
GregorSamsa
What clothes?
saltymcgee
DrDoucheBag