When you accidentally pocket dial your crush while finishing your business.

8

3

585

MRW I see recommended serving sizes on foods I'm about to demolish.

11

3

821

Anyone else get into adult coloring yet?

8

3

11

MRW Mark Hamill quotes Darth Vader in The Flash

35

13

669

Me waiting to play the Division.

6

6

40

Please. God. No.

-1

40

603

Murder Floofs? The Name Checks Out

36

15

1529

This is arguably the best thing to come out of this week.

5

12

168

How I imagine others celebrate holidays

30

9

593

MRW someone asks me if I can make my pecks dance.

14

25

263

MRW I hear North Korea has threatened to launch another missile.

11

10

343

When you realize it's Wednesday, your cake day, and your name really is Mike.  

-5

2

245

Introduced Leopold (Leo for short) to my pet family.

29

1

1257

MRW people approach me first thing Monday morning for chit chat.

13

19

328

Me for the majority of the time watching The Revenant.

3

11

86

Thank you Uncle Sam!

1061

173

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