~They said I could be anything, so I became a disappointment~ Hey, I'm DoubleDickDonkey. You might know me as the smartest donkey on Imgur, or the sexiest donkey in the world, or the Double Dick Guy's noble steed. I've won 24 Olympic gold medals. I won a Nobel Peace Award for fighting for Sexy People rights. I've been Time's Person of The Year, twice. I can turn women gay, and men straight, with only a look. I'm kind of a big deal. My pronouns are She/Her
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