zynerder

41 pts ยท July 2, 2017


What? That's just word salad that makes no sense at all, trying to be somehow profound and just ends up belittling others.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

That's the best thing I've seen on internet today. Thanks.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#1 -- that's hard to believe. Pretty much every system resets the input after idling for a while to prevent exactly this.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

That'll do, pig. That'll do.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

put it in you slut

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope no-one expected OP to be truthful while spouting 100% embellished bullshit. This just makes genuine appreciation of Gurkhas hard.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

No shit?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Probably. Here: /s

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That's just the kind of attitude that we don't need. It's almost like you don't acknowledge there's this HUGE problem perpetuated by _men_.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 9

Really good fucking job dude.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plug your ears tight with your index fingers and the flabby bit on ear. Keep tapping on your skull with other fingers. Do this for a minute.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Yeah what a stupid fuck for getting dunked into ice water. Also fucking idiot didn't bring a jetpack to just hover above the ice. So dumb.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

It's like.. he tried, but not really. 1.5 kg dong has the same mass as your brain. Maybe his brain has the same mass as his dong?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just hope you never read about how Isis and other fine folk treat people like that and what they do for amusement. It's depressing as fuck.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

In what project do you need skills in both C and anal? What the fuck kind of school/work do you go to?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's almost as if a commenting system with low maximum characters per post would be a poor place for discussion. Who knew.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 6

(2/2) got savagely beaten up by jumper cables whenever he did.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow. Jaime looks so young there with Shrek. Was that his first gig?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder why there's a need to even label these as "demotivational comics". PBF is nothing of the sort at all.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: whoever posts these just lurks Reddit and shamelessly copies this shit few times a week without researching any sources!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Don't bother checking the link. All the good bits were already here.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Shot in the upper thigh" is probably quite a bit more reportable than saying the bullet penetrated his dick/sack/thigh all at once.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Looks like your attention to detail is as good as your vocabulary. You're talking to multiple different people.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It is literally taken from Merriam-Webster's dictionary. Do you not really understand the difference between the words or what's so hard?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Very poor definition. Narrow-mindedness means unaccepting of beliefs, opinions or behaviors that are different. Not a synonym for bigotry.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

He saved her legs from getting approximately 642% fucked up.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0