zuco

1478 pts ยท December 24, 2011


pls stop.

Plot twist: he came back with a ring.

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

you are now a member of the whistleblowers club.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Darude - Sandstorm

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where is update? :o

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How to pickup ladies in 4th dimensions?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But I have to wakeup at 5:30am to go to the gym. It's okay to skip sometimes to have more sleep. Right.. ?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the upvote finger

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I hate you for saying that.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Retreat to a safe location.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

you can buy my virginity with this.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

big wet stick

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Genius. My next profile picture.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I totally relate to this.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THE THUNDERBIRD :O

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That hand-sign should be available on Facebook.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

For honor!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always let her give the first head.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That would explain why I'm single and untouched for years now.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Which, combined, is the way to make babies.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

So this is what they call the "Spring Break-up"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dat big red button. +1

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This just unveiled my wish to turn into a cat when I'll die.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He looked at her and said: "Deal with it."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lot of body functions seems to work like this. Boners for instance.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

white belt here. I'm impressed.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hi, I'm single and all my posts are shitposts.

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 3

I like big butt and I cannot lie.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congratulations ! Stay healthy!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

that *boop* got me.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Good one

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0