yrste

5237 pts ยท April 11, 2015


Every damn day

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was really looking forward to seeing Xenomorph in that beautiful style. All cute and napping inside someone's open chest cavity.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I said "please sir, just a little off the top", dude shaved me bare, gave me a lolly pop.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Moved to Hawaii to be with my girlfriend. Worked washing dishes for a few months before getting a job and hitched. Go for it.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

My cat use to scream like this every time you petted it. I always yelled at my kids for not being gentle. Turns out she was just a screamer.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Best character in MK2 for Game Gear.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you stop there, 100%.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Lies! I've eaten upto 3 radishes in my lifetime and never once had to remove seeds. Radish seeds are a myth perpetuated by OP.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I get knocked down, but I get up again.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How about 4" and 3 cookies?

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

You've never been tired enough to sleep though anything. I've slept through band class, IMAX movies. Also less than whisper quiet.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most consecutive surprise involuntary cartwheels

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Amazing until you and 2 buddies gotta move it.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm here right now. I'll be looking for both of those people.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I got my money on zombie redneck torture family.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I consent in advance

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like hiking. I like my wife. I do not like hiking with my wife.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Went through about 4 pair back in the day. I still walk down the stairs with my foot sideways. Soaps were not stair friendly.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still got mine. Kids bust it out when I won't let them watch TV

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What what!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This picture does it enough justice. It is mildly welming for 45 sec and then you'll be ready to go.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe someone should rake them all up!

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

And lay off water bucket guy and fish backstop guy. You're a monster.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Big oof

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Profit AND food.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

In USA: local HOA and city council vote to remove dangerous unpermitted eyesore

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0