113 pts ยท July 10, 2017
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M7m
Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!
Cunnilingus ergo hardus bono
No screamin' while the bus is in motion!
Jerry, my face is my livelihood. Everything I have I owe to this face.....Look away, I'm hideous.
Struth. Stone the crows mate I've been in that hole for yonks. Getta dog upya cunt.
"Sean, stop it Sean! Da Murphy bruddas are watchin! Sinead loves Paddy..always has. Potatoes!
It's the Pile Driver 2000. Batteries not included.
"Dirtygardengirl - The Early Years".
Little bag of bones been out all night... Fuck you, kitty you're gonna spend the night OUTSIDE! Kitty on my roof and i want to touch it...
*dog enters court on a lead, led by the bailiff* - "Your honour, I object! The prosecution is clearly leading the witness!"
That's how I approach the shitter when I've been backed up for a few days..just tryin to work it out.
Shitter's full.
Do you think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it!
Seinfeld?
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some lentils, some dahl and a nice mango lassi.
Show me the puppies...
"Rou're rere...rhere's ruffing ri rear..rand ri riw rat ry reart rill row ron...."
Best send Lucky the cat next door to the Ochmonek's house. Cute dog by the way. Rescue pets are the best.
This is a bunch a' crap! I've been licking this carpet for three hours and I still don't feel like a lesbian!
Wadda mistake-a to make-a!
You're fluffer Harry!
#2 definitely Bobby Brady
Faust mich...
Hey! The assman's in town!
I work in a liquor store...must order some myself.
Old mate behind her about to hump the incline bench.
Delivered in 30 minutes or it's fr.....
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M7m
Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!
Cunnilingus ergo hardus bono
No screamin' while the bus is in motion!
Jerry, my face is my livelihood. Everything I have I owe to this face.....Look away, I'm hideous.
Struth. Stone the crows mate I've been in that hole for yonks. Getta dog upya cunt.
"Sean, stop it Sean! Da Murphy bruddas are watchin! Sinead loves Paddy..always has. Potatoes!
It's the Pile Driver 2000. Batteries not included.
"Dirtygardengirl - The Early Years".
Little bag of bones been out all night... Fuck you, kitty you're gonna spend the night OUTSIDE! Kitty on my roof and i want to touch it...
*dog enters court on a lead, led by the bailiff* - "Your honour, I object! The prosecution is clearly leading the witness!"
That's how I approach the shitter when I've been backed up for a few days..just tryin to work it out.
Shitter's full.
Do you think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it!
Seinfeld?
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some lentils, some dahl and a nice mango lassi.
Show me the puppies...
"Rou're rere...rhere's ruffing ri rear..rand ri riw rat ry reart rill row ron...."
Best send Lucky the cat next door to the Ochmonek's house. Cute dog by the way. Rescue pets are the best.
This is a bunch a' crap! I've been licking this carpet for three hours and I still don't feel like a lesbian!
Wadda mistake-a to make-a!
You're fluffer Harry!
#2 definitely Bobby Brady
Faust mich...
Hey! The assman's in town!
I work in a liquor store...must order some myself.
Old mate behind her about to hump the incline bench.
Delivered in 30 minutes or it's fr.....