xsploder1814

113 pts ยท July 10, 2017


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7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 9

M7m

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cunnilingus ergo hardus bono

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No screamin' while the bus is in motion!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jerry, my face is my livelihood. Everything I have I owe to this face.....Look away, I'm hideous.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Struth. Stone the crows mate I've been in that hole for yonks. Getta dog upya cunt.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

"Sean, stop it Sean! Da Murphy bruddas are watchin! Sinead loves Paddy..always has. Potatoes!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's the Pile Driver 2000. Batteries not included.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Dirtygardengirl - The Early Years".

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Little bag of bones been out all night... Fuck you, kitty you're gonna spend the night OUTSIDE! Kitty on my roof and i want to touch it...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*dog enters court on a lead, led by the bailiff* - "Your honour, I object! The prosecution is clearly leading the witness!"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's how I approach the shitter when I've been backed up for a few days..just tryin to work it out.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shitter's full.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do you think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seinfeld?

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some lentils, some dahl and a nice mango lassi.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Show me the puppies...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Rou're rere...rhere's ruffing ri rear..rand ri riw rat ry reart rill row ron...."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best send Lucky the cat next door to the Ochmonek's house. Cute dog by the way. Rescue pets are the best.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is a bunch a' crap! I've been licking this carpet for three hours and I still don't feel like a lesbian!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Wadda mistake-a to make-a!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're fluffer Harry!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 definitely Bobby Brady

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Faust mich...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey! The assman's in town!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I work in a liquor store...must order some myself.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Old mate behind her about to hump the incline bench.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Delivered in 30 minutes or it's fr.....

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0