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SoftBonez
that looks fkin horrible
ABoxOfToast
Thats cool and all but i aint about to call this shit pizza
nobodycaresaboutyourstupidcat
Breezybeezybee
Why is Jerry Seinfeld in this?
fartytowels
I am so damn pleased I found your comment. It was the first rational thought/query I had.
TheNealRigga
Sakabashira
But they're supposed to be eaten the other way around... You break open the crust and scoop pieces with the soup/curry.
veritasgear
"pizza"
DiverDick
Pizza-inspired casserole, not pizza
GooseGuy99
They called it a pizza pot pie IN THE THING
RemainsspacebarUnknown
yea that looks disgusting.
talos2
Eating the cheese alone looks gross...
Elriuhilu
That looks just awful. Probably doesn't taste that great either.
marciodsousa
ohherroeeyore
My first thought was, “I hope someone does a closeup of her face.” Did not disappoint.
Cowfister
Meme it!
starfox365
Is this Nicolas Cage in drag
djie
Do you have some time to talk about our lord and saviour, cthulhu?
Nicodemusthefirst
Looks sorta like nic cage
theonedudeoverthere
This...thank you
Pedrolopolis
"OH MAII GODDD" Pizza Janice
xsploder1814
Seinfeld?
davidbowieeyes
firstStaleSandwich
I was looking for this. Thank you.
SsSsSs111112232
what a shit
Seba94
Dat dont look good
iamspartan1262
I think I got constipated just watching this
MADMAN5465
Looks absolutely disgusting :O
SmellsLikePissInHere
Dude, that looks fucking revolting.
Gorillionare
That looks like some of the unhealthiest shit I've ever seen.
thedoe
I'll pass on that.
thatsALOTofnuts75
I love me some pizza but this just looks disgusting
VinnieJonesDiary
That looks fucking horrible! Not just the "pizza" abortion but the salad monstrosity as well.
Shitheid
Amazing pizza, added bonus is that building is across the street from the Valentines Day Massacre site- there’s a few posters about it there
MoonieDutchie
Notice, not one of them takes a bite
seanvt
I love pizza, but that looks fucking disgusting.
sloobie525
It's really delicious I swear
I go light on the cheese when I make pizza, so the giant blob of cheese is the major turn off for me
atoke
From Chicago, can confirm it’s amazing. 12/10 date idea for you people traveling this way
westboundbiker
Grew up near Chicago. This isn't deep dish, it's a fucking insult.
I don't think it's claiming to be deep dish. It's a completely different kind of dish. Also from Chicago
Still delicious and guaranteed to get you laid
EwgB
Oh, fuck the people who call this a pizza! That's like calling an open faced sandwich a burger. Might treat good but THIS IS NOT A PIZZA!
Correct, it's a pizza pot pie, which is what they call it if you pay attention
Oh, I didn't pay attention? How bout you go watch the video again? They call this thing a pizza several times.
I'll alter my original comment and say that the *restaurant* calls it a pizza pot pie. Gifs like this are always dumber than bricks.
Ok, fair enough. I said in my comment that "people who call that a pizza..", which then wouldn't include the restaurant. ????
I also want to say that my comment sounded angrier that warranted. I don't care that much. I do apologize if I offended you in any way.
DocPython
I want to cook something that gives people a look of awe right before they eat it.
IfYouLiveAroundMeLetsGrabABeerOrBottleOfWhiskeyOrBurnAHouseDown
Slow roasting their loved one over a fire as they watch has worked for me so far. Well more terror than awe, but you get the idea
zephyrbell
If I wasn't lactose intolerant my face wouldn't look so sad right now.
superatheist
Are you used to people looking disappointed right before they put your stuff in their mouth?
glassweaver
How can you be disappointed if you can't even see what it is?
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Autocorrekt
More like a look of aww
PeterMerkin
Cook your penis.
I mean assuming that you're a male. Wait.. I assumed. Sorry!
DirectorBright
He said awe not awwww
He said awe not disappointment.
You underestimate the vision of a human penis on a platter...
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
you underestimate my gayness
I mean, straight, gay, bi...whatever. If I order a god damn polish sausage and get served a god damn grain of rice, I'mma be disappointed.
orbitsteve
That does not look appetising
Blud4BludGod
Half the FUCKING point of pizza is to brown the cheese. Why would you cover it during baking. Why do so many fuck that up *cries into hands*
UncleCeiling
I have had this, it is pretty good but the Mediterranean bread is better.
IVIornin
thank you! my first thought was....ewwww
MerToo
initially I thought it was a trepanning...
SpecialProjectY
That's like a fondue, but served in a bowl made from dough that must taste like steamed bread.
BeardGrylls1994
To all you not cultured fucks not from Chicago out there, try our pizza and it's spin offs before judging. Little Caesar's is shit fyi. 1/2
And if you think little Caesar's is good, may God have mercy on your soul. 2/2
GIHunter6
You just put that straw man in a cast.
ThePenisEnthusiast
Probably not good for your colon either.
JustineSane
Never seen anything less appetizing. Matter of fact I was hungry a second ago but naaaah can't eat after seeing this. Disgusting.
Theprincessbride
That's why i surf #food porn , I'm on å diet and this tag has so many disgusting foods that i don't get hungry
Zobaken
It looks like some cave mushroom with sticky insides.
Bukkhockey
I assure you it is appetizing AF.
Agreed. In other news, I'm totally going there this weekend because fuck my money and taste-buds, that's why!
Newthoenikker
Yup, you are gonna waste your money and your taste buds will be left unsatisfied after eating that mess
SomeGrayFox
Here... https://media.bizj.us/view/img/10497432/giordanos-screen-shot*1200xx1353-761-65-0.jpg
Gwynnbleidd84
The Chicago style pizza has nothing Italian in it...
TeenageMutantNinjaAbortedFetuses
Nice casserole
nothingnoteworthy
DorianBlack
BUT IT IS SO SO DELICIOUS!!!! So basically Chicago in a dish. And u can add other meats n veggies. Mmmm shit imma go there tonight!
You can melt cheese on anything and it'll taste good. That doesn't make it good food though
I wont argue with that especially if by good u mean healthy.
localbadboy
Espeacially the whole mushrooms. Why not slice it ?
snikis
Yep! Who the fuck wants a mouthful of mushroom mid pizza :/
DamianWinters
Mushrooms are great
Shit at that point just put some god damn pineapple and anchovies in the fucker too.
Bigdaddyclean
I don't think that is a mushroom, I believe that be the dough
Well I'm a fucking idiot.
CorgiButtSploot
German saying: "Einsicht ist der erste Schritt zur Besserung" compareable to a fault confessed is half redressed?
It's all good. Where I'm at, it's 4 AM and I accidentally turned off the wrong server at work about an hour ago cause I'm tired.
IusallypoopwhileImonhere
My ass would be crying after eating that
hardfarts
That's pretty shitty then
Your whole gastrointestinal tract would be trying to cry, but it would be so blocked up it couldn't.
illrateyourtitle
Ha good luck being constipation.
Oh don’t worry I’m lactose intolerant. I won’t have any trouble pooping. Stopping on the other hans
*constricted?
*Consumated
Bioticism44
I bet the flavor is 10/10, but presentation: stillbirth in a bowl
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Deep-dish abortion.
cowbellrx
It kind of makes me think its like an italian pot pie. Just needs some refinement.
Freeryan82
I agree and I live right outside Chicago. Nasty.
DeleteAccountant
It’s not a tumour!
koops
You're right it's more like a placenta!
Paasimus
my fav: aborted fetus casserole
Ganonderf
Gordon Ramsey would have a goddamn fit over that presentation
Nadmonk
Stillbirth IS pretty delicious.
GuestChrist
I made a slightly shady comment on the title, and now that I read all these lovely descriptions I apologize to OP and say 'never mind'.
FartingDragon
#PukedButStillHungry
NyQuilDaydream
That would be a good rock band name...
v23474
Can’t unsee that now...Ewwww!
HandsomeJack19
I thought it was a haggis or something before the reveal.
ohlawt
*gasp* oh my
topher513
I gotta tell you, it looks a lot better in person
0cularis
This looks like what your organs will look like after you eat it.
It also looks suuuuper easy to make. So you could put your own spin on it like garlic/pepperoni/meatballs, whatever.
etherbunny41
It don't gotta look good to taste good.
cathyarctic
Ohmygod! *gagging*
Kaoss01
Take the cock out of your mouth BEFORE speaking.
leonbloodbane
I kinda feel like slicing the mushrooms would maybe do it better but I agree
sevrono
I agree, you don't eat a flat pizza by ripping the cheese off, why do it with pizza bowl
UpvoteTotem
I immediately thought that would be my first revision. Add some peppers onions and pepperoni too next
zaboomy1
Look at Mr. Bigshot celebrity chef over here who can afford peppers. https://media.giphy.com/media/l378s2gi7Hr94PaJG/source.gif
DogeRulesWow
Now you're on to something.
esassin
pepperoni is the biggest cop-out topping on a pizza. Get some real salami or gtfo.
jmeyers1983
Pepperoni is a variety of salami...
Whatever floats your boat mate. I like salami or bacon or certain sausages too, just depends what I feel like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5AZhjhbxf8
ViolentGrace
Then go ahead and throw all those uck-rooms in the trash.
imgurmage
Deep dish isn't pizza, it's cheese and tomato pie.
TheRicM
Whatever it is, I’m eating it!
1. that's not deep dish 2. Nah
bigeasy44
The thing pictured above isn't deep dish. It's a bread bowl filled with bolognese, cheese, & mushrooms or whatever.
QuitLookinAtMineAim
Yes, this, I didn't order tomato soup.
This isn’t Chicago style deep dish, this is a whole different animal. Fuck off with your pizza elitism.
baroncognito
Look, there's a fight about Chicago style deep dish and New York Pizza, but we can all agree that St. Louis is the worst.
aergered
Each half of the STL population that thinks they know what real STL pizza is would disagree with you, and they'd both be wrong.
cosine83
No, this is a fucking bread bowl casserole. Just like Chicago deep dish "pizza".
jockspice17
Came to say this. Thank you.
dingit
You forgot the slab of sausage in between that makes it oh so satisfying ????
Like this , even a crackers topped in tomato sauce, cheese and some pepperoni is called "mini pizza".
prouddadof3
Ahhhmmm cheese and tomato pie is exactly what pizza is. The versions and favorite alternates are after this basic base set of ingredients.
BronzeLeaguePro
Pizza bianca though.
Notice that you have to specify that it’s bianca, you can’t just call me it pizza, you had to call it pizza blanca lol
ReggieWedgies
Its called a pizza pie. Pizza is pie. New york just makes a lame flat floppy version
warick
I've never had Chicago style as good as is bragged about, but New York style is terrible in so many ways.
if you want tomato paste in a bread bowl you won't get any competition from me
RevengeOfThePotatomancer
I feel like the only person who likes both NY and Chicago style pizzas.
IamNotaFreakyFishGuy
It isn't floppy if you hold it right. Gotta crease it down the center.
thatlamer
That sounds an awful lot like a sandwich. Or a calzone. Not pizza.
bamcockseverywhere
brb letting all the toppings and shit slide off the side on an inch and a half of tomato grease and butterfat
You can eat it however you want, man. Doesn't matter if you eat it flat, folded, or shoved up your ass, it's still pizza.
ByzantineMan
You sir, can fuck off
SoftBonez
that looks fkin horrible
ABoxOfToast
Thats cool and all but i aint about to call this shit pizza
nobodycaresaboutyourstupidcat
Breezybeezybee
Why is Jerry Seinfeld in this?
fartytowels
I am so damn pleased I found your comment. It was the first rational thought/query I had.
TheNealRigga
Sakabashira
But they're supposed to be eaten the other way around... You break open the crust and scoop pieces with the soup/curry.
veritasgear
"pizza"
DiverDick
Pizza-inspired casserole, not pizza
GooseGuy99
They called it a pizza pot pie IN THE THING
RemainsspacebarUnknown
yea that looks disgusting.
talos2
Eating the cheese alone looks gross...
Elriuhilu
That looks just awful. Probably doesn't taste that great either.
marciodsousa
ohherroeeyore
My first thought was, “I hope someone does a closeup of her face.” Did not disappoint.
Cowfister
Meme it!
starfox365
Is this Nicolas Cage in drag
djie
Do you have some time to talk about our lord and saviour, cthulhu?
Nicodemusthefirst
Looks sorta like nic cage
theonedudeoverthere
This...thank you
Pedrolopolis
"OH MAII GODDD" Pizza Janice
xsploder1814
Seinfeld?
davidbowieeyes
firstStaleSandwich
I was looking for this. Thank you.
SsSsSs111112232
what a shit
Seba94
Dat dont look good
iamspartan1262
I think I got constipated just watching this
MADMAN5465
Looks absolutely disgusting :O
SmellsLikePissInHere
Dude, that looks fucking revolting.
Gorillionare
That looks like some of the unhealthiest shit I've ever seen.
thedoe
I'll pass on that.
thatsALOTofnuts75
I love me some pizza but this just looks disgusting
VinnieJonesDiary
That looks fucking horrible! Not just the "pizza" abortion but the salad monstrosity as well.
Shitheid
Amazing pizza, added bonus is that building is across the street from the Valentines Day Massacre site- there’s a few posters about it there
MoonieDutchie
Notice, not one of them takes a bite
seanvt
I love pizza, but that looks fucking disgusting.
sloobie525
It's really delicious I swear
seanvt
I go light on the cheese when I make pizza, so the giant blob of cheese is the major turn off for me
atoke
From Chicago, can confirm it’s amazing. 12/10 date idea for you people traveling this way
westboundbiker
Grew up near Chicago. This isn't deep dish, it's a fucking insult.
GooseGuy99
I don't think it's claiming to be deep dish. It's a completely different kind of dish. Also from Chicago
atoke
Still delicious and guaranteed to get you laid
EwgB
Oh, fuck the people who call this a pizza! That's like calling an open faced sandwich a burger. Might treat good but THIS IS NOT A PIZZA!
GooseGuy99
Correct, it's a pizza pot pie, which is what they call it if you pay attention
EwgB
Oh, I didn't pay attention? How bout you go watch the video again? They call this thing a pizza several times.
GooseGuy99
I'll alter my original comment and say that the *restaurant* calls it a pizza pot pie. Gifs like this are always dumber than bricks.
EwgB
Ok, fair enough. I said in my comment that "people who call that a pizza..", which then wouldn't include the restaurant. ????
EwgB
I also want to say that my comment sounded angrier that warranted. I don't care that much. I do apologize if I offended you in any way.
DocPython
I want to cook something that gives people a look of awe right before they eat it.
IfYouLiveAroundMeLetsGrabABeerOrBottleOfWhiskeyOrBurnAHouseDown
Slow roasting their loved one over a fire as they watch has worked for me so far. Well more terror than awe, but you get the idea
zephyrbell
If I wasn't lactose intolerant my face wouldn't look so sad right now.
superatheist
Are you used to people looking disappointed right before they put your stuff in their mouth?
glassweaver
How can you be disappointed if you can't even see what it is?
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Autocorrekt
More like a look of aww
PeterMerkin
Cook your penis.
PeterMerkin
I mean assuming that you're a male. Wait.. I assumed. Sorry!
DirectorBright
He said awe not awwww
glassweaver
He said awe not disappointment.
PeterMerkin
You underestimate the vision of a human penis on a platter...
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
you underestimate my gayness
glassweaver
I mean, straight, gay, bi...whatever. If I order a god damn polish sausage and get served a god damn grain of rice, I'mma be disappointed.
orbitsteve
That does not look appetising
Blud4BludGod
Half the FUCKING point of pizza is to brown the cheese. Why would you cover it during baking. Why do so many fuck that up *cries into hands*
UncleCeiling
I have had this, it is pretty good but the Mediterranean bread is better.
IVIornin
thank you! my first thought was....ewwww
MerToo
initially I thought it was a trepanning...
SpecialProjectY
That's like a fondue, but served in a bowl made from dough that must taste like steamed bread.
BeardGrylls1994
To all you not cultured fucks not from Chicago out there, try our pizza and it's spin offs before judging. Little Caesar's is shit fyi. 1/2
BeardGrylls1994
And if you think little Caesar's is good, may God have mercy on your soul. 2/2
GIHunter6
You just put that straw man in a cast.
ThePenisEnthusiast
Probably not good for your colon either.
JustineSane
Never seen anything less appetizing. Matter of fact I was hungry a second ago but naaaah can't eat after seeing this. Disgusting.
Theprincessbride
That's why i surf #food porn , I'm on å diet and this tag has so many disgusting foods that i don't get hungry
Zobaken
It looks like some cave mushroom with sticky insides.
Bukkhockey
I assure you it is appetizing AF.
glassweaver
Agreed. In other news, I'm totally going there this weekend because fuck my money and taste-buds, that's why!
Newthoenikker
Yup, you are gonna waste your money and your taste buds will be left unsatisfied after eating that mess
SomeGrayFox
Here... https://media.bizj.us/view/img/10497432/giordanos-screen-shot*1200xx1353-761-65-0.jpg
Gwynnbleidd84
The Chicago style pizza has nothing Italian in it...
TeenageMutantNinjaAbortedFetuses
Nice casserole
nothingnoteworthy
DorianBlack
BUT IT IS SO SO DELICIOUS!!!! So basically Chicago in a dish. And u can add other meats n veggies. Mmmm shit imma go there tonight!
Newthoenikker
You can melt cheese on anything and it'll taste good. That doesn't make it good food though
DorianBlack
I wont argue with that especially if by good u mean healthy.
localbadboy
Espeacially the whole mushrooms. Why not slice it ?
snikis
Yep! Who the fuck wants a mouthful of mushroom mid pizza :/
DamianWinters
Mushrooms are great
glassweaver
Shit at that point just put some god damn pineapple and anchovies in the fucker too.
Bigdaddyclean
I don't think that is a mushroom, I believe that be the dough
glassweaver
Bigdaddyclean
Well I'm a fucking idiot.
CorgiButtSploot
German saying: "Einsicht ist der erste Schritt zur Besserung" compareable to a fault confessed is half redressed?
glassweaver
It's all good. Where I'm at, it's 4 AM and I accidentally turned off the wrong server at work about an hour ago cause I'm tired.
IusallypoopwhileImonhere
My ass would be crying after eating that
hardfarts
That's pretty shitty then
PeterMerkin
Your whole gastrointestinal tract would be trying to cry, but it would be so blocked up it couldn't.
illrateyourtitle
Ha good luck being constipation.
IusallypoopwhileImonhere
Oh don’t worry I’m lactose intolerant. I won’t have any trouble pooping. Stopping on the other hans
illrateyourtitle
*constricted?
illrateyourtitle
*Consumated
Bioticism44
I bet the flavor is 10/10, but presentation: stillbirth in a bowl
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
Deep-dish abortion.
cowbellrx
It kind of makes me think its like an italian pot pie. Just needs some refinement.
Freeryan82
I agree and I live right outside Chicago. Nasty.
DeleteAccountant
It’s not a tumour!
koops
You're right it's more like a placenta!
Paasimus
my fav: aborted fetus casserole
Ganonderf
Gordon Ramsey would have a goddamn fit over that presentation
Nadmonk
Stillbirth IS pretty delicious.
GuestChrist
I made a slightly shady comment on the title, and now that I read all these lovely descriptions I apologize to OP and say 'never mind'.
FartingDragon
#PukedButStillHungry
NyQuilDaydream
That would be a good rock band name...
v23474
Can’t unsee that now...Ewwww!
HandsomeJack19
I thought it was a haggis or something before the reveal.
ohlawt
*gasp* oh my
topher513
I gotta tell you, it looks a lot better in person
0cularis
This looks like what your organs will look like after you eat it.
cowbellrx
It also looks suuuuper easy to make. So you could put your own spin on it like garlic/pepperoni/meatballs, whatever.
etherbunny41
It don't gotta look good to taste good.
cathyarctic
Ohmygod! *gagging*
Kaoss01
Take the cock out of your mouth BEFORE speaking.
leonbloodbane
I kinda feel like slicing the mushrooms would maybe do it better but I agree
sevrono
I agree, you don't eat a flat pizza by ripping the cheese off, why do it with pizza bowl
UpvoteTotem
I immediately thought that would be my first revision. Add some peppers onions and pepperoni too next
zaboomy1
Look at Mr. Bigshot celebrity chef over here who can afford peppers. https://media.giphy.com/media/l378s2gi7Hr94PaJG/source.gif
DogeRulesWow
Now you're on to something.
esassin
pepperoni is the biggest cop-out topping on a pizza. Get some real salami or gtfo.
jmeyers1983
Pepperoni is a variety of salami...
UpvoteTotem
Whatever floats your boat mate. I like salami or bacon or certain sausages too, just depends what I feel like
esassin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5AZhjhbxf8
ViolentGrace
Then go ahead and throw all those uck-rooms in the trash.
imgurmage
Deep dish isn't pizza, it's cheese and tomato pie.
TheRicM
Whatever it is, I’m eating it!
GooseGuy99
1. that's not deep dish 2. Nah
bigeasy44
The thing pictured above isn't deep dish. It's a bread bowl filled with bolognese, cheese, & mushrooms or whatever.
QuitLookinAtMineAim
Yes, this, I didn't order tomato soup.
topher513
This isn’t Chicago style deep dish, this is a whole different animal. Fuck off with your pizza elitism.
baroncognito
Look, there's a fight about Chicago style deep dish and New York Pizza, but we can all agree that St. Louis is the worst.
aergered
Each half of the STL population that thinks they know what real STL pizza is would disagree with you, and they'd both be wrong.
cosine83
No, this is a fucking bread bowl casserole. Just like Chicago deep dish "pizza".
jockspice17
Came to say this. Thank you.
dingit
You forgot the slab of sausage in between that makes it oh so satisfying ????
SpecialProjectY
Like this
, even a crackers topped in tomato sauce, cheese and some pepperoni is called "mini pizza".
prouddadof3
Ahhhmmm cheese and tomato pie is exactly what pizza is. The versions and favorite alternates are after this basic base set of ingredients.
BronzeLeaguePro
Pizza bianca though.
TheRicM
Notice that you have to specify that it’s bianca, you can’t just call me it pizza, you had to call it pizza blanca lol
ReggieWedgies
Its called a pizza pie. Pizza is pie. New york just makes a lame flat floppy version
warick
I've never had Chicago style as good as is bragged about, but New York style is terrible in so many ways.
QuitLookinAtMineAim
if you want tomato paste in a bread bowl you won't get any competition from me
RevengeOfThePotatomancer
I feel like the only person who likes both NY and Chicago style pizzas.
IamNotaFreakyFishGuy
It isn't floppy if you hold it right. Gotta crease it down the center.
thatlamer
That sounds an awful lot like a sandwich. Or a calzone. Not pizza.
bamcockseverywhere
brb letting all the toppings and shit slide off the side on an inch and a half of tomato grease and butterfat
IamNotaFreakyFishGuy
You can eat it however you want, man. Doesn't matter if you eat it flat, folded, or shoved up your ass, it's still pizza.
ByzantineMan
You sir, can fuck off