My mouth is crying

Dec 6, 2017 5:27 AM

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that looks fkin horrible

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thats cool and all but i aint about to call this shit pizza

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Why is Jerry Seinfeld in this?

8 years ago | Likes 183 Dislikes 2

I am so damn pleased I found your comment. It was the first rational thought/query I had.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

But they're supposed to be eaten the other way around... You break open the crust and scoop pieces with the soup/curry.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"pizza"

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Pizza-inspired casserole, not pizza

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They called it a pizza pot pie IN THE THING

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yea that looks disgusting.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

Eating the cheese alone looks gross...

8 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 6

That looks just awful. Probably doesn't taste that great either.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 613 Dislikes 2

My first thought was, “I hope someone does a closeup of her face.” Did not disappoint.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meme it!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is this Nicolas Cage in drag

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you have some time to talk about our lord and saviour, cthulhu?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Looks sorta like nic cage

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This...thank you

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"OH MAII GODDD" Pizza Janice

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Seinfeld?

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I was looking for this. Thank you.

8 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

what a shit

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Dat dont look good

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

I think I got constipated just watching this

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Looks absolutely disgusting :O

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

Dude, that looks fucking revolting.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

That looks like some of the unhealthiest shit I've ever seen.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

I'll pass on that.

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

I love me some pizza but this just looks disgusting

8 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 4

That looks fucking horrible! Not just the "pizza" abortion but the salad monstrosity as well.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Amazing pizza, added bonus is that building is across the street from the Valentines Day Massacre site- there’s a few posters about it there

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Notice, not one of them takes a bite

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I love pizza, but that looks fucking disgusting.

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 4

It's really delicious I swear

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I go light on the cheese when I make pizza, so the giant blob of cheese is the major turn off for me

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From Chicago, can confirm it’s amazing. 12/10 date idea for you people traveling this way

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Grew up near Chicago. This isn't deep dish, it's a fucking insult.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think it's claiming to be deep dish. It's a completely different kind of dish. Also from Chicago

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still delicious and guaranteed to get you laid

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, fuck the people who call this a pizza! That's like calling an open faced sandwich a burger. Might treat good but THIS IS NOT A PIZZA!

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Correct, it's a pizza pot pie, which is what they call it if you pay attention

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh, I didn't pay attention? How bout you go watch the video again? They call this thing a pizza several times.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'll alter my original comment and say that the *restaurant* calls it a pizza pot pie. Gifs like this are always dumber than bricks.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok, fair enough. I said in my comment that "people who call that a pizza..", which then wouldn't include the restaurant. ????

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I also want to say that my comment sounded angrier that warranted. I don't care that much. I do apologize if I offended you in any way.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I want to cook something that gives people a look of awe right before they eat it.

8 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 2

Slow roasting their loved one over a fire as they watch has worked for me so far. Well more terror than awe, but you get the idea

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I wasn't lactose intolerant my face wouldn't look so sad right now.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you used to people looking disappointed right before they put your stuff in their mouth?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

How can you be disappointed if you can't even see what it is?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Dec 6, 2017 6:35 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

More like a look of aww

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cook your penis.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I mean assuming that you're a male. Wait.. I assumed. Sorry!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He said awe not awwww

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He said awe not disappointment.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

You underestimate the vision of a human penis on a platter...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you underestimate my gayness

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean, straight, gay, bi...whatever. If I order a god damn polish sausage and get served a god damn grain of rice, I'mma be disappointed.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That does not look appetising

8 years ago | Likes 1043 Dislikes 33

Half the FUCKING point of pizza is to brown the cheese. Why would you cover it during baking. Why do so many fuck that up *cries into hands*

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

I have had this, it is pretty good but the Mediterranean bread is better.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thank you! my first thought was....ewwww

8 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 7

initially I thought it was a trepanning...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's like a fondue, but served in a bowl made from dough that must taste like steamed bread.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

To all you not cultured fucks not from Chicago out there, try our pizza and it's spin offs before judging. Little Caesar's is shit fyi. 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

And if you think little Caesar's is good, may God have mercy on your soul. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

You just put that straw man in a cast.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably not good for your colon either.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never seen anything less appetizing. Matter of fact I was hungry a second ago but naaaah can't eat after seeing this. Disgusting.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's why i surf #food porn , I'm on å diet and this tag has so many disgusting foods that i don't get hungry

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It looks like some cave mushroom with sticky insides.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I assure you it is appetizing AF.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Agreed. In other news, I'm totally going there this weekend because fuck my money and taste-buds, that's why!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Yup, you are gonna waste your money and your taste buds will be left unsatisfied after eating that mess

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

The Chicago style pizza has nothing Italian in it...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice casserole

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

BUT IT IS SO SO DELICIOUS!!!! So basically Chicago in a dish. And u can add other meats n veggies. Mmmm shit imma go there tonight!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

You can melt cheese on anything and it'll taste good. That doesn't make it good food though

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wont argue with that especially if by good u mean healthy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Espeacially the whole mushrooms. Why not slice it ?

8 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 3

Yep! Who the fuck wants a mouthful of mushroom mid pizza :/

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Mushrooms are great

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Shit at that point just put some god damn pineapple and anchovies in the fucker too.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I don't think that is a mushroom, I believe that be the dough

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 14

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Well I'm a fucking idiot.

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

German saying: "Einsicht ist der erste Schritt zur Besserung" compareable to a fault confessed is half redressed?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's all good. Where I'm at, it's 4 AM and I accidentally turned off the wrong server at work about an hour ago cause I'm tired.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

My ass would be crying after eating that

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 3

That's pretty shitty then

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your whole gastrointestinal tract would be trying to cry, but it would be so blocked up it couldn't.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Ha good luck being constipation.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh don’t worry I’m lactose intolerant. I won’t have any trouble pooping. Stopping on the other hans

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*constricted?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Consumated

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet the flavor is 10/10, but presentation: stillbirth in a bowl

8 years ago | Likes 2016 Dislikes 14

Deep-dish abortion.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It kind of makes me think its like an italian pot pie. Just needs some refinement.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I agree and I live right outside Chicago. Nasty.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It’s not a tumour!

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

You're right it's more like a placenta!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my fav: aborted fetus casserole

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Gordon Ramsey would have a goddamn fit over that presentation

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Stillbirth IS pretty delicious.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I made a slightly shady comment on the title, and now that I read all these lovely descriptions I apologize to OP and say 'never mind'.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#PukedButStillHungry

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That would be a good rock band name...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can’t unsee that now...Ewwww!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I thought it was a haggis or something before the reveal.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*gasp* oh my

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I gotta tell you, it looks a lot better in person

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

This looks like what your organs will look like after you eat it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It also looks suuuuper easy to make. So you could put your own spin on it like garlic/pepperoni/meatballs, whatever.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It don't gotta look good to taste good.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ohmygod! *gagging*

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Take the cock out of your mouth BEFORE speaking.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I kinda feel like slicing the mushrooms would maybe do it better but I agree

8 years ago | Likes 172 Dislikes 1

I agree, you don't eat a flat pizza by ripping the cheese off, why do it with pizza bowl

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I immediately thought that would be my first revision. Add some peppers onions and pepperoni too next

8 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Look at Mr. Bigshot celebrity chef over here who can afford peppers. https://media.giphy.com/media/l378s2gi7Hr94PaJG/source.gif

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now you're on to something.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

pepperoni is the biggest cop-out topping on a pizza. Get some real salami or gtfo.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

Pepperoni is a variety of salami...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Whatever floats your boat mate. I like salami or bacon or certain sausages too, just depends what I feel like

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Then go ahead and throw all those uck-rooms in the trash.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Deep dish isn't pizza, it's cheese and tomato pie.

8 years ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 20

Whatever it is, I’m eating it!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

1. that's not deep dish 2. Nah

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The thing pictured above isn't deep dish. It's a bread bowl filled with bolognese, cheese, & mushrooms or whatever.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yes, this, I didn't order tomato soup.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

This isn’t Chicago style deep dish, this is a whole different animal. Fuck off with your pizza elitism.

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 14

Look, there's a fight about Chicago style deep dish and New York Pizza, but we can all agree that St. Louis is the worst.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Each half of the STL population that thinks they know what real STL pizza is would disagree with you, and they'd both be wrong.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, this is a fucking bread bowl casserole. Just like Chicago deep dish "pizza".

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Came to say this. Thank you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You forgot the slab of sausage in between that makes it oh so satisfying ????

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like this , even a crackers topped in tomato sauce, cheese and some pepperoni is called "mini pizza".

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ahhhmmm cheese and tomato pie is exactly what pizza is. The versions and favorite alternates are after this basic base set of ingredients.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

Pizza bianca though.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Notice that you have to specify that it’s bianca, you can’t just call me it pizza, you had to call it pizza blanca lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its called a pizza pie. Pizza is pie. New york just makes a lame flat floppy version

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 20

I've never had Chicago style as good as is bragged about, but New York style is terrible in so many ways.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

if you want tomato paste in a bread bowl you won't get any competition from me

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I feel like the only person who likes both NY and Chicago style pizzas.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It isn't floppy if you hold it right. Gotta crease it down the center.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That sounds an awful lot like a sandwich. Or a calzone. Not pizza.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

brb letting all the toppings and shit slide off the side on an inch and a half of tomato grease and butterfat

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

You can eat it however you want, man. Doesn't matter if you eat it flat, folded, or shoved up your ass, it's still pizza.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You sir, can fuck off

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0