windigo

1435 pts ยท July 28, 2012


whatever http://i.imgur.com/pZDdh97.png

A quick, easy way to tell if someone isn't attractive or cool is to listen to them say they are and lament how everyone else doesn't notice

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There's only like 100 feet of road in the picture in question though so. They prob could have tried harder.

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

A cook at my favorite taco place told me that next time I came, my guacamole was on him... I felt kinda dirty but guac is expensive.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought the point of the photo was that there was a penguin back there until I read your comment.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it's a lowkey "I'm a girl cosplayer, don't ask for pics or give me attn or anything, tee hee!" except not lowkey at all

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Exactly. Everyone's parroting that since it was said first but there's a reason it still looks wrong. Eyes are centered, not eyebrows.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These kinds of jokes are 3x as funny when a bandwagon of do-gooders gets offended and starts a tirade about it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I was young sometimes I would want to cut out and keep words that either looked flawless overall or that had perfect letters.

10 years ago | Likes 918 Dislikes 2

You're not wrong. These are virgins who want to pretend they have the leeway to turn away a girl who loves them b/c she's struggling.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Haha, that sure is funny grandma, thanks.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

for the most part we assume the race of characters, too, until told otherwise, but it doesn't mean people don't assume differently than you

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

persona without having it to be broadcast into a political statement when there was no romance in the story. I get your point because

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are a LOT of people who will assume characters are gay, and even more people who can pick up on subtle cues in the character's

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

People like romance in stories, authors write in romance. If there's a romantic subplot then it's relevant to the plot.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But when it has nothing to do with a story, an author won't typically go "also he liked women." We just assume one way or the other.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Well what was he going to do, run away?

11 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

call me skeptical, but I don't think that's the face of hilarity

11 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 1

because anybody who'd even been thinking about going to NYC any time that year needs an interesting story for themselves.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i always kind of felt bad for the minor actors that had to play like, "the woman who gets called out on being fat" or "the ugly kid"

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

she is not OP so i wouldn't hold your breath

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

tumblr is like 72% porn

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

so forget about 3,000 people who got killed. okay. most people are mentally capable of "moving on" w/o forgetting something, so.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

injected too much heroin by a high end prostitute on his yacht in santa cruz. first world problems

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*and the quest to stay relevant because nobody liked my "serious" work

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

do you switch desks/cubicles where you work...? usually people have places they sit at work too

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah it's kinda sad how many people feel like "love is trying hard to hide from someone who's intimately in most aspects of your life"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and the post didn't even say "expecting" so it's a reach

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i don't really get why people feel like someone's personal facebook needs to cater to every dickhole looking at their posts. unfollow then.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

actually i think it's a joke, but w/e makes people feel better, lol.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yes

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0