wards

278 pts ยท February 6, 2013


Congrats on being a cunt.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Stops the fringe getting matted in the minge.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Boy.exe

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Superior? No. You'd constantly be foraging for food in our hunter gatherer phase.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 8

Jesus wept

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

America is losing a great leader. And the world will suffer for it.

9 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 53

Sikh as fuck!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lovecraft finally getting the recognition he deserves.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone doesn't skip shoulders day.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tuba player would be having his instrument surgically removed from his bowel if that were my kid.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

Tony? Tony chong? Tony chan? Fucking Charlie chan?! I've got Madonna's big dick in one ear....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Y THO?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When will this fad end?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Life lesson #2: if you think she's too good looking to be with you and she only shows affection when you buy her shit...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When big pharma make better than rape pills, the sentences will go up.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

It will be equal parts shit and amaxing. Shitmazing

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Windmill punches would soon thin the herd.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

An ex asked me how long ago the Lord of the rings happened. Seriously.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

War is good for business. Perpetual war is good for business perpetually.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's filming, she's avoiding a call from her s.o.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just because it's a stereotype, it doesn't mean it's wrong..

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

She must be fugly.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 8

Pwahahahaha! That was longer than the script!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

The wasp killing hack will also kill bees. And we need bees.

9 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 1

Yeah, it gets better and better with each viewing. Every. Single. Ad break.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I'm into funny comedians. I came to the wrong post.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 11

Sofa king re tar dead.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

GOATSE

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair; carrie Fisher doesn't look much better.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

As a father of two girls I would be giving serious thought to meteing out my own justice should anything like this befall them.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1