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Oct 1, 2016 12:16 PM
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CopperWench
Many of my favourite nerds are absolutely gorgeous, they just get some kind of passing privilege until they open their mouth XD
grammatikNazi
As an aerospace engineering major with cystic acne, this hit me right in the feels
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Force Fuck.... You mean rape?
ProfessorPritt
Nerd is a pretty general term to the point of almost nit being really descriptive any more. Maybe if you are from the midwest or the south
agumonkey
http://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/articles/CHELSEA-Louie.jpg
youCanHaveMyUsernameIfYouWant
generaliising vs generalising
FckyourselfSarah
For hours of unattractive socially isolated engineering fucking you're going to need a few hundred engineers.
FckyourselfSarah
And a few people wiping stuff up. Stuff.
Betanaut
Haha, the amount of triggered nerds in these comments is off the chain. Quick better post a meme about how overly sensitive feminists are.
AVoiceOfReason
Your comment is like responding "Look at the amount of triggered black people over this racist post." I'd hate to be you.
starmansuper
Chelsea Peretti is one of the only legit female comedians out there. The Amy Schumer's of the world could learn a thing or two.
tusig1243
Seriously she's the only female comedian I think is funny. And most of that is because of Brooklyn 99. She's fucking hilarious in that.
polkjameskpolk
The implication being that "real" nerds are engineers with medically serious skin conditions?
AnonresponsivE
MetalMonstrosity
Well at least top quality nerds
Thekingofbeans
No, the implication being that people who wear the shirt are into it for the aesthetics, and not for actual nerd culture.
grumplestiltzkin
Real nerds get super into their nerd thing, frequently at the cost of social skills (sometimes hygiene). these are not the nerds people <3
beergolem
Comedians mock stereotypes
TanithRosenbaum
Engineers don't usually have cystic acne, or any disfiguring conditions, at least not the ones on our campus. They're just awkward.
MojoJojosDojo
As someone with cystic acne
PeteTusk
I thought the GIF was going to be "that's my fettish".
corndoghooker
Aczone ftw
AviArts
I feel having adult acne, I'm constantly aware of my health and body cleanliness. *Acne highfive*.
MojoJojosDojo
Exactly. I've done everything but to no avail.
cerebralhigh
Have you changed your diet? Processed foods and HFCS always make me break out, a clean diet is one of the most helpful things IMO.
MojoJojosDojo
HFCS? I'm VERY particular about my diet. And it seems to do nothing.
cerebralhigh
High fructose corn syrup. Try changing out your pillowcases often, I only use 1 side one time. Also Benzoyl Peroxide washes & Salicylic Pads
DrunkAnna
TIL she's married to Jordan Peele.
alicefreak47
Yeah, just as Key is going through a divorce.
DrunkAnna
ThePretzelFamily
You don't want to force fuck nerds with cystic acne for hours? You're not a true nerd lover then
Pridestalker
Which is dumb. People can have to have standards. I wouldn't date someone who isn't a "nerd" but that doesn't mean I'll sleep with any nerd.
btraqnasty
That's the joke. Thanks for explaining the joke.
considerthesorcerer
Not all of us engineers suffer from serious skin disease
bunnysploots
I've met some pretty hot engineers on my campus. They looked exhausted, but still hot.
Leadfoot
That is because brain work is still hard work.
jcod
I think it's more if you want to pass you either have no social life or do what I did and get 3 hours of sleep a night maybe
nacko
Sitting through lectures while sleep-deprived is fucking torture. No thank you.
whiskeywonka
she aint wrong
SeenTheWolf
I mean sure, but I consider myself good looking and am also a huge nerd.
GnarredGnarly
The salt in these comments are unreal.
Corrodias
Well, go make a post talking about how jews are and see if Hitler doesn't get mentioned somewhere in the comments.
Betanaut
Or he could make a post about how easily feminists are insulted and ride that circle jerk to fp.
wards
I'm into funny comedians. I came to the wrong post.
weremushroom
I love to hate her in "Brooklyn 9-9", didn't know that she does stand-ups. Cool!
starrryy
Acne will get better, being a bitch won't.
Davedavedavedavedave
docthrobulator
That show is a treasure
xGallifreyRises
I love this show. So good!
arguingwharf
Name pls
vintageRhino
Brooklyn Nine Nine
arguingwharf
Thank you
Lazzarwolf
NINE NINE!
ArtArchive
Sheesh. I know it's a comedy routine, but she sounds like the kind of person who wants to see others miserable.
nerdmoot
And by force fuck she means The Force...cuz it's nerds and stuff...right?
btraqnasty
It's really interesting to read the comments on a post about a woman comedian vs a man. Imgur is still pretty sexist.
AVoiceOfReason
I find very few female comedians to be funny as often I find male comedians to be funny. Sexist? No. Coincidence? Maybe.
btraqnasty
I think the # of female comedians I like vs the # that exist is about the same as the # of male comedians I like vs how many exists
ikma
btraqnasty
https://media.giphy.com/media/LycfkVG4L6x0Y/giphy.gif
Corrodias
I don't recall Louis C.K. talking about wanting to rape someone with an insulting stereotype. Are you suggesting women can't be funny? ;P
Corrodias
Otherwise I don't see what being a woman has to do with the dissent I'm seeing in the comments.
odysseus
She's good in Brooklyn 99 but fucking annoying on stage. And completely self-important.
Branmaster4
I thinks she's awful just about everywhere. Easy on the eyes though, except for the beak.
Inmate45
She's the worst part of Brooklyn 99... I mean, that still makes her ok, but yeah, I still hate any storyline that revolves around her.
HEXADECIMAL
So on the 99 she's acting as herself.
odysseus
Not her stand up though. Story script.
EddieLiesHere
In feminist terminology, isn't force-fuck rape?
Canofminus
The more important question is "Was force-fuck" a Star Wars reference? "This is nerd you're are looking to fuck."
MechaRoosevelt
In any terminology
ceteri
Yes in all terminology. And no more acceptable or funny because a woman is saying it. -- one of those hairy man-hating feminists
eilletane
Not for women. You know, double standards and whatnot.
mentalproblemz
Double standards... Double ended dildos... Both used to fuck people...
rollercostarican
sure, but ppl joke about rape all the time.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
In feminist terminology, everything is rape.
Corrodias
everything that involves non-consensual, sexual contact, sure
nerdmoot
Not if you're a Jedi.
Branmaster4
Only if you're a white male.
btraqnasty
Daniel tosh:"rape" relax its just a joke, he is so funny for that. Chelsea: "rape" with thats not okay to joke about. Bullshit
UltimaCaitSith
It's almost like you're describing two entirely different stereotypes!
Corrodias
Post some Tosh and we'll see if you don't get some similar comments.
BrobdingnagianMensch
Not if a woman says it. Its like the N word
NuckDiddy
Spot on dude
btraqnasty
Since most rape is committed against women it kinda makes sense that they would be allowed to joke about it.
BigBurkhart
Even that's not true, thanks to prison culture.
theShoop
Spoken like a true idiot.
AllegedlyTonyDutch
Women are funny. Get over it. (Whispers) Now say "My vagina" a lot.
Pris0nMike
ThePerfectGif
Mah Vagiiina! - Eric Cartman
odysseus
Yeah. Just not this one. And too many resort to the over used, out dated tropes.
isvara
Who are the good comediennes who talk about things other than sex, relationships, friends, drinking and partying?
mrtrentoncomedy
For some very funny comediennes, I recommend Maria Bamford, Tig Notaro and Kathleen Madigan.
DukeofValentino
I love the South Park bit, but i feel like Schumer definitely has great material that goes beyond just saying "my vagina". Sure, she makes +
theShoop
She has been caught every 2 years stealing material. She is an absolutely shit comic she is not even deserving of selling tampons.
DukeofValentino
Yo bro, this is a 4 year old comment. We all know now.
DukeofValentino
+plenty of those jokes, but you could reduce a lot of comics down to their schtick. Bill Burr=unreasonably angry about small annoyances.+
DukeofValentino
+Louie C.K.="I'm an awful person, but me realizing I'm awful makes me less awful than these groups".+
DukeofValentino
+Anthony Jesselnik=Rape, tragedy that happened too recently joke, aids rape, comment on how audience sounds offended. Finished.
NefariousSloth
Everytime Amy Schumer talks about her vagina I lose my fucking mind
Tonen
You lose your mind, the majority lose their lunch.
SvennGalley
Is that a good kind of "lose my fucking mind," or a bad kind of "lose my fucking mind?"
corndoghooker
She is a horrible comedian and I don't understand how she gained popularity
JustADumbRename
She's hilarious
kyrtian
Because she's related to a senator and comes from a family with immense money and connections.
ZigZagZombiesZoom
Maybe humor is relative and you can't relate to her humor but a bunch of STD ridden vaginas can?
WhatUpIGotABigHawk
Nice backhanded insult to her fan base.
AllegedlyTonyDutch
Isn't a pimpslap also backhanded?
purebordem
Do girls have balls?
indrada3290609
They only have 1
FightMeMrTusk
I can show you?
guilemer
Ho-ly-shit
GrouchyMarx
I honestly lost my shit to that. After talking all dramatically all episode, he just instinctually reverted to his own voice as he said it.
loalmaar
It seems like you guys watched the latest episode of south-park
OlMuskyTheMartian
Protip: Stop watching Amy Schumer. You're welcome.
expertsandwichmaker
Protip: Realize when people are quoting things
OlMuskyTheMartian
Oh yeah? I didn't realize "Every time Amy Schumer talks about her vagina I lose my fucking mind" was a quote. Who said it?
DethMachine
Cartman
DrewBerg
One of my favorite female comedians is Tig Notaro. If you haven't heard her do yourself favor and listen to the podcast Professor Blastoff
AllegedlyTonyDutch
She looks a bit like a female Clint Eastwood.
DrewBerg
On her podcast they often call her tom cruise.
AllegedlyTonyDutch
ha
ThisWorldMakesMeSad
I won't listen to anyone who doesn't say "My vagina" a lot.
BiggieSmallsIsTheIllest
She works on the amy Schumer show
DrewBerg
Neat
BritishBenzene
It's funny because men never make jokes about dicks.
mrtrentoncomedy
It's annoying when men have nothing to talk about but their dick. It's annoying when women have nothing to talk about but their vagina.
TacticalChungus
Yes, but dick jokes aren't the whole act.
AVoiceOfReason
Dick jokes in comedy are rare to me, but I don't watch Dane Cook or female comedians so maybe shitty jokes aren't as common to me.
mephistophelesjanx
Yes, but dicks are funny. Vaginas are female anatomy equivalent of a siren's song. So many unnecessary deaths caused by the vag...
neogreenlantern
but... you just told a funny joke about the vagina?
CyborgScribe
I'm assuming you're getting upvotes for sarcasm, not because people actually think this.
CyborgScribe
My downvotes have spoken. People on this site literally believe men never make dick jokes. Way to live down below my expectations guys.
ifindyousuperinteresting
They take their dicks VERY seriously here.
CyborgScribe
Hmm. To be fair, I take my own dick pretty seriously. If it was stolen I would be pretty upset.