9582 pts · May 21, 2017
DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS
"This just in: Bank of America will give $1,000 to any hacker who can prove that they can steal from them"
If you could Model 3 why wait for Tesla to give you one? Just take one for yourself.
Is this loss?
The successes of this post just outlines how starved we all are for female attention. Present company included.
booo you dude
Jokes on you! I urinate CONSTANTLY!
Ah yes "how to hanging basket with rope" just like mother taught me in Old Country.
"That's no moon"
An idea like that can't go wrong if it started out already wrong
I kinda expected her to turn around and smack him in the face with the club on accident....
My dumbass thought there was a mirror....
"О Боже мой babushka you look so cold!"
Perfectly within the vertical lines for the most part 8/10
The reaction I get when asking about the type of MILFS my "friend" is into
*Sandstorm by Darude increases tempo*
Chugged my bro's dick like this last night. Bros 4 life.
Three people? Never pucked like that before
"Show me your boobs!" *taunt*
This is beautiful. I hope you fly in the wings of of the internet into the loving arms of the frontpage.
An accurate portrayal
Samwise DAUYMgee
+5 Two Handed Combat -54 Hobbit wrangling Includes "float" ability (when put in flowing body of water you float to the next plot point)
The video cut away before the part in the production chain where someone is joylessly doing quality assurance. Just makin sure they work!
It took a real bitch to write the Nutcracker
"hey... hey... when are you going to feed me? its like way past the time where I refuse dry dog food and beg for you lunch while you eat it"
I don't remember this scene from the Matrix.....
They were planning to mail him the entire US Code in Swedish but they decided against it.
You encounter a screamy flappy boi stop a round bush. What do you do?
Why can't he drive his own niece home?
DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS
"This just in: Bank of America will give $1,000 to any hacker who can prove that they can steal from them"
If you could Model 3 why wait for Tesla to give you one? Just take one for yourself.
Is this loss?
The successes of this post just outlines how starved we all are for female attention. Present company included.
booo you dude
Jokes on you! I urinate CONSTANTLY!
Ah yes "how to hanging basket with rope" just like mother taught me in Old Country.
"That's no moon"
An idea like that can't go wrong if it started out already wrong
I kinda expected her to turn around and smack him in the face with the club on accident....
My dumbass thought there was a mirror....
"О Боже мой babushka you look so cold!"
Perfectly within the vertical lines for the most part 8/10
The reaction I get when asking about the type of MILFS my "friend" is into
*Sandstorm by Darude increases tempo*
Chugged my bro's dick like this last night. Bros 4 life.
Three people? Never pucked like that before
"Show me your boobs!" *taunt*
This is beautiful. I hope you fly in the wings of of the internet into the loving arms of the frontpage.
An accurate portrayal
Samwise DAUYMgee
+5 Two Handed Combat -54 Hobbit wrangling Includes "float" ability (when put in flowing body of water you float to the next plot point)
The video cut away before the part in the production chain where someone is joylessly doing quality assurance. Just makin sure they work!
It took a real bitch to write the Nutcracker
"hey... hey... when are you going to feed me? its like way past the time where I refuse dry dog food and beg for you lunch while you eat it"
I don't remember this scene from the Matrix.....
They were planning to mail him the entire US Code in Swedish but they decided against it.
You encounter a screamy flappy boi stop a round bush. What do you do?
Why can't he drive his own niece home?