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Dog refuse to leave her owner after head injury.
Nov 7, 2017 2:03 PM
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TuityFrooty
Classic “good boy” Tony. The newest meme.
DanJonesKing
He cracked his skull on the pavement. Don't worry though, it's a minor injury...
COShepard
i read pruning branches as punches and though this was a really hardcore dude
ObliqueRay
Pfff... cats would do that too. Because you make a soft warm mattress, but still....
TituzzzD
Yes.
rureadyboots
The dog pushed him.
icodethingsthatcompute
Cracked his skull... minor injury and discharged same day... In other news, that's a good boy.
DenimBeard
Love the axe guy, “Yeah, if the dog doesn’t move I’ve got a solution...”
RetirementNoirATaleOfPruneJuiceAndMurder
I'm glad the owner was okay because I wouldn't want the dog to be sad.
DreadCarcass
I meam thats awesome but i hope they didnt let him in, with all the equipment and small cracks theyre hard to clean and an unconscious 1/2
DreadCarcass
2/2 person cant tell you that theyre deathly allergic to dogs
goddessofgreen
Dogs are better friends than people
jezzmund3323
His cat said "whatever, dude".
phuckingphuckphace
We don't deserve dogs
floxsyu
anyone recall if this is the same dog that chased the ambulance till they let him in?
forreallyandfortrue
I thought that too, but that was an older man IIRC.
Kingstad
WHERE ARE ALL THE BRILLIANT JOKES ABOUT THE MANS NAME?
RayLynch
JESUS LIVES!
ScaramouchScaramouch
wanjo
"hey... hey... when are you going to feed me? its like way past the time where I refuse dry dog food and beg for you lunch while you eat it"
Truegodfather78
Please be careful he's had a ruff day.
redletterservices
They didn’t let Tony go with Jesus in the ambulance. Waaaaaaaaa!
ItsaMeMaaario
Heckin' good boy
ItsThatOneAsshole
haggi
We don't deserve dogs
SeeShark
We literally created them
AFelineMassofEyes
And we have to train them. You gotta earn your dog.
salessendmeasign7
Seeing things like this makes my day. Such a good boy !
Matzoballz
Lol so true
butdontcallmeshirley
Minor injuries? Released later that day? That dog is SUUUUUCH a drama queen
AllTheWittyNamesAreTaken
Are we just gonna ignore the guy casually standing there with an axe?
forreallyandfortrue
I absolutely would not make eye contact w/ him.
Alighierian
No. Make eye contact. Wave severed arm. Ask when the next meet is.
craze
We should try to be as good as dogs.
dalexandru20
We won't succeed, animals are here to prove us what jerks we are with everything around us.
peaceloveandgraffiti
If we were, we'd probably achieve world peace.
cbale2000
Guess we'll just ignore the way competing packs of dogs treat each other in the wild...
IlikeblueberrieswithcreamandpancakesSomechocolateaswell
Fluffs R cute & all It's true. Though if there's something I learned from when I was posted in Korea its that they taste fu**g delicious
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TheHaloFollower
We are, just some more than others, and some less so
Mikeldi
This
akshayhighbury
You're a good boy craze.
LTJJD
Everyone talking about how great dogs are (and they are), but all I could think was, ‘who calls their dog tony?’
TheDogCollector
Why not? My Golden Retriever's name is Sammy
TheDogCollector
I know a lady who calls her dog George Clooney
QueenAmy
Yes! And was it a boy or girl? I mean, they're all good boys but...
drewcrosby
He's called Tony because he's grrrreat.
hwatL4bloopy
my dog is named velma. Her siblings are Jason and Judith
IHateBeingBipolarItsAwesome
Maybe Iron Man fans?
StanleyStragelove
Yep. My brother named his Tony Bark
Ooolovelyjubbly
That's amazing.
QueenScales
I have a Carter, an Oscar, a Tyson, a Harvey, Martha Sue, and a Gus, and we used to have a Lucy. I also have a Puppy and a Bean
WouldIHaveSexWithIt
It's a pretty common name in Argentina. Specially for a dog.
FedoraWearingDragon
Well ive never heard it
KnowmSaying
?
Kiore
Jesus does
hairynipplesruletheworld
We call our cat Bob. Bob the Bastard.
chloramphenicolderivative
A cat named bob you say? I've heard that before https://i.ytimg.com/vi/sPZ6RiJ9msI/hqdefault.jpg
TheWinterTitan
Daithi De Nogla
optimusgoose
I love human names for animals, it's hilarious. My cat's name is Gary.
miket953
Family guy reference?
ShaZam1269
I had a snail named Gary.
sisilencio
My snake is named Doug
BigFatUglyBugFaceBabyEatingOBrian
My pups name is Stanley :)
optimusgoose
When I get a dog I plan to name it Stanley! Mainly so I can call its name the way Randy calls Stan from South park.
texassnake5
Dogs only know Love, not capable of hate. We could learn a lot from them.
Jusmar
Just hugging aggressively...with its razor sharp teeth. https://cammy-marketing.s3.amazonaws.com/2016/05/1462423370/attack-dog.jpg
ford53
I mean there are a lot of aggressive dogs but they are a minority.
Threns
fucking eyeroll.
mumblethesilent
Chihuahuas are so full of hate, they shake all the time.
GuciGucci
90 percent hate, 10% tremble.
Geek13
You obviously haven't met the vacuum. Or the school bus. Or the bird that lands in the back yard. Or....
TheBestRussian
Or the mom and stroller passing by the front door. Or a squirrel on the front lawn. Or my animal hat with eyes and ears.