wanderer2575

1800 pts ยท November 24, 2016


"I'm giving you all she's got, Captain!"

12 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And in the end, Trump chickened out to the umbrellas.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Injured? Get paid now!"

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I immediately thought of this too!

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Plus I'll drive even slower if she's tailgating me.

5 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Yeah, but it became that you can't wear any red hat. I have a red Barbershop Harmony Society ballcap that I haven't worn in years.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No comm badges?

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

During World War II it wasn't uncommon for the military to let journalists know about upcoming battle campaigns: "We're having a little party tomorrow and wondered if you would like to come." Journalists were no less critical of the military then, but they were trusted to keep the advance notice secret. Times have definitely changed.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

"And when it gets busy? EVERYTHING that falls on the floor, amazingly, falls 'right on the napkin.' Let me tell you -- that's one might big napkin."
(Anthony Bourdain, The Nasty Bits)

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You know they have to post this because of all the entitled idiots who pitch a tantrum and post one-star reviews because the place won't give them another one free.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I don't care about it."

FTFY.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thoughts and prayers.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Shit" is right.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just the way Grandma used to make it.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Because in your heart you know that right after you throw them away you will need one of them for something.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I LOVED the cherry and lemon pies! Now they're disgusting and twice the price.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're too stupid to know they made a mistake.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Might end up attracting a larger picture-taking crowd than the Mona Lisa.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not true, other than California and maybe another state or two about which I do not know. I'm not at all defending Brenda's type, but nothing is gained by spreading misinformation. What is required in all states is that any unpaid breaks leave the employee completely relieved of any duties for at least 30 minutes.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If Trump gets ill, nobody except RFK and Oz should touch him.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also two spaces after a colon (but not after a semicolon).

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I would rather play 'Chiquita Banana' and have my swimming pool than play Bach and starve."
(Xavier Cugat)

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The four leading German roles on Hogan's Heroes (Klink, Schultz, Burkhalter, and Hochstetter) were portrayed by Jewish actors. Robert Clary (who portrayed LeBeau) was a concentration camp survivor. Werner Klemperer took the role of Klink on the condition that Klink would never win; he said he would quit the series if that ever happened.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: In the two seconds after pulling forward with both dumpsters, the car pulls forward and parks in the open space.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck MTG (if anyone would, that is). She had no problem being part of that lie while it personally benefited her.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don't go to Waffle House. You just end up there.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Waiting for Diaper Don to throw a gibberish tantrum when McDonald's won't put Melania toys in the Happy Meals.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're blaming and hurling and screaming but that means nothing. GET THEM OUT!!!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0