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thismyburnerbutyoucangetdigits
lol he said Iran gave them a gift and they send a “raging meme brah” of here’s your gift dipshit and a video of missiles firing and rocking Israel. Such an idiot.
MithrandirGi
cgt9803
"Ayatollah Barronei. He lives in Canada."
Aragorn195
Iran gotta be wondering if they’re talking to a top person by this point
Sebastopol140
MajorNikon
John Barron
Ghnhx
BusterWinkmeyer
DutchBoeremeisie
Not realistic, I know, but I would love future history text books/history teachers to be able to refer back to memes like these.
eronth
They will, kinda. Basic history will show 1-2 memes as examples of public sentiment during the era. Deep dives into the era (likely mostly college courses) will probably show a decent collection of memes as you go year-by-year to learn about the insanity unfolding.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
But I can say his dad works for Nintendo and he said the new Zelda is gonna be so rad
Omnimorph2112
Trump has been forced upon us for long enough that anyone with even a semi-working brain is familiar with all his bullshit. Made up conversations? Check. Someone criticises him? They're low iq, let's also throw in a nickname. A woman criticises him? Nasty woman. Unflattering or critical story about him? Fake news, radical left media. Honestly, you could probably use a translation bot to do this it's so predictable.
samanthadlcruz
quiet piggy!!!
Kats8652
His name is...Jeff.
509tigerfish
ChazzK
Oh they're talking to top guys. But they sent his son-in-law who only ever talks to business owners. He has no official government position and can't (to my knowledge) legally act as such, but for SOME REASON he keeps being sent places... around the time the Trump family and associates keep getting richer. Hm, it's a mystery.
DrKonrad
"A top person who *I believe* is the most respected and a leader" -WTF does that mean? He is not sure who he is talking to? Or he is not sure he is a leader? Or he is actually not talking to any Iranian at all, it's all a show to pretend Maser Chief Trump is in charge? This guy is a fucking joke
FinancialRavioli
His ass. He's talking to his ass, or out of it. He's making shit up because he's flailing and has zero idea what to do.
Same as this "gift" the iranians "gave to us" that's so great, Trump can't tell us what it is.
SalmonTheWise
He's negotiating with the Ayatollah of Rock-'n'-rolla! But his terms are really strict.
Kellibrew87
pedophile in chief
aRootinaTootin
I remember having these kind of conversations with other kids at recess when I was in fifth grade.
Unclescam
He's like a child. Testing boundaries. Shame he hasn't found any in 80 years.
SalmonTheWise
Unfortunately he found many children in the process.
CHARCHIMUS
You wouldn't know him, he goes to a different school.
NickNoltesDrinkingShack
I heard the guy he's talking to has a girlfriend in Canada.
Beardedgeek72
Is that why he wants to "liberate" Canada?
NickNoltesDrinkingShack
Gd, look at you putting it together. I completely overlooked it.
Type17
She goes to another school, you wouldn’t know her
NickNoltesDrinkingShack
Sounds like his preference in age group.
tonehoundsmoser9
vosuraekira
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/megaman/images/d/d3/Topman.png/revision/latest?cb=20230607190801 This guy?
wanderer2575
I immediately thought of this too!
Mxlespxles
I prefer Bottom Men, myself
RandyPhonecian
Me, too. Can we share?
Mxlespxles
We'll need a middleman
509tigerfish
FreePalestineAndTheWorldFromIsrael
Israel is the finger on the trigger, USA is the weapon.
notatopbanana
Thanks for using whom correctly.
dixxienormus
A seance is a seance with dead leadership obliterated on day one.
cultxpt
DwayneTheCrackJohnson
jlist
Hey, it's Porkins from Star Wars!
Butzebebel
That's what an 89 IQ and no moral core gives ya.
eronth
There's no way he currently has an 89 IQ.
Butzebebel
You have a point. lol
samanthadlcruz
not only low iq but intellectually lazy; he doesn't read; never did any real studying; his classmates said he never finished assignments; one of his professors said he was the 'dumbest student' he ever had AND the convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein who was trumps 'best friend' for over a decade stated that Trump was "the worst person he'd ever met" and that there was "not one decent cell in his body"
Butzebebel
He's not human. He's a fungus in the form of a human.
samanthadlcruz
a fucking notorious convicted pedophile said he was "the worst person he'd ever met"... just how many children did trump rape?
Butzebebel
He's not human. He's a fungus in the form of a human.
DdCno1
I wonder how many he killed before he became president.
CouldntCakeLess
SilentScreamsX
And the umbrellas got the better of him just like everyone else does.
busterfixxitt
He'd love that; they were respectful, didn't interrupt him, just let him brag about whatever he wanted, frankly, they seemed in awe, speechless. One of them cried; it dripped right onto the patio...
HuruinaInu
I will share this with friends, thank you
CharlesTooke
That's it. You've won the internet for the day!
0570
honestly, even the things The Onion writes about him have an equal chance at being either fact or fiction.
wanderer2575
And in the end, Trump chickened out to the umbrellas.
BoogaYooga
This is upsettingly believable
laurapede83
This is my absolute favorite one yet!!
TChallaVanDam
Seconded.
CouldntCakeLess
Love the one by @jollyjack too
laurapede83
🤣💯👍.
duktayp
This thing where covfefe has imaginary conversations is not new https://www.ms.now/rachel-maddow-show/the-unsettling-list-trumps-made-conversations-keeps-growing-msna1180326
Timesarrows
where is the DNC Dem Leadership calling for professional psychiatric evaluations! Schumer, Jeffries, DNC Leadership RESIGN! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEhjR81hZJ0
nachosyndicate
This is prime covfefe
Psyskwr
I think its a ploy, not mental health issue. He's playing these cards to get the looney man walk out similar to Reagan in the Iran Contra Affair... (funny how both events are republican led eh?) If he has the cognitive ability to get congress to rename government ran facilities such as airports and or entertainment centers then applies for Trademark on his names use, that is the grift. He knows what he's doing and playing stupid to get the mentally not fit to stand trial for what he's doing.
19marcurious57
Trump’s made-up conversations, MS Now:
pravetz
Donnie doesnt speak truth, and he doesn’t speak lies. What he says is what he *wishes* were true. And sometimes he makes up stories about things his minions can make happen, and then he gloats
ChorizoPig
Is this "top person" in the room with us now?
L1ttl3J1m
Well, we should be able to nail it down easily enough, right? Okay. We know he's a great big man, and he probably has tears in his eyes, and he's coming up to Trump and saying; "Sir..."There's only so many people in Iran that it could be, right?
Gabelvampir
I think making up these conversations is either a sign of dementia or a lifelong liar that is not able to differentiate between lie and truth any more. Or both. My money is on both.
Kennleth
Trump's dead, Elon installed a neuralink with AI, these are AI hallucinations, and AI strategies.
Do I actually believe that? No, but I swear it did sound more crazy in my head.
LuLuPennyAndOdium44
Big, if true
riverpubby
Yeah i wish this sounded more unbelievable
pyroshen
How embarrassing for the country. Easily proven list of imaginary conversations and nobody can do anything to even take him down a peg
Dannyalcatraz
There are people who can…but many of those won’t.
EmeRgencyDrD
pedos of a feather