waitfiveoatmeal

656 pts ยท August 16, 2016


I imagine this is how they all started out

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"I want to let's go Brandon." There, are you happy now with my secret?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Close companions"

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have probably dropped a fat deuce that would have clogged the pipes in Greece

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Recipe please!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At least a sports bra does the trick. I knew well- endowed girls who were still in pain after wearing the most supportive ones they had

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm jealous. Got Moderna Thursday and have been laid up with flu-like symptoms and muscle shakes for 2.5 days

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The long smooth pass made me audibly moan

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By "punished", you mean lose fake internet points? Big woop, ya snowflake

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You better post a video of yourself burritoing him

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

*of

5 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

100% same, especially if you want an ugly cry session. Also a younger sibling whose brother is my favourite person

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Police cannot punish people without a trial, so absolutely ACAB.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

Looks like the bedroom from Howl's Moving Castle

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeehawdists

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Peaki breeki ):

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Calm down there, Rabbi

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We didn't start the fire

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope, many Democrats criticize Biden for overly-conservative policies. We view him as a stepping stone toward a more progressive future.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you're going to try to be clever, at least do it well.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That anecdote about the grandmother boiling native kids hands is horrifying

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And they act like his prosthetics are cosmetic and won't pay for them

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Mermaid man strikes again!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You probably want to aim a good 100 ft below to get a shot at bunker boy.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Anyone know what kind of birds they might be?

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Bonk

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Or breathe?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Username relevant

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Congratulations on hitting a huge milestone, sorry about having to buy new clothes!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not even General George Washington, first POTUS?

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0