Nov 8, 2020 2:05 AM
DanWilbur
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Retrikaethan
every time the cheeto opened his mouth in the past decade should have disqualified him entirely.
SometimesISayDumbShit
At least half a dozen I can think of
DrZoidberg42
That it going to make a great History Channel special.
Callmehank
He never should've even had a chance in hell from the beginning.
DownUnderDanny
Shigbeard
You could probably rewrite the lyrics to "We didn't start the fire" for him
kootiepatra
It is an absolute disgrace that 45 ever got within spitting distance of the *nomination*, never mind the *presidency*.
JinxRocks
All of his failed businesses, bankruptcies, past lawsuits of racism and fraud. He shoulda been in prison 20 years ago.
thatsmyfetish69
Grab them by the pussy
FlyingTigerRose
That would be every single fucking day for the past 4 years.
billdozer86
That'll take longer than it took Nevada to count votes.
ThailandExpress
Endocrom
ace5762
If Joe leads Arizona by at least 0.1% once the full count is done, no number of legally available recounts can change the outcome.
diedrichm0319360
I still want to see him hit 306. Over 300 is a no contest IMO
SirBonSama
But Drumpf said he won by a lot and that none of Democrat votes count because they didn't vote for him!
Xander77777
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-complete-listing-so-far-atrocities-1-964 (though I'd separate it into shit he's done vs shit he said
Autittuderp
There REALLY needs to be a CV with some knowledge of government. Whether in law or politics in SOME capacity. This is a HUGE job. A CV with
No experience, that's utter bullshit.
Khaliania
It should be a test, about how government works and the results should be shared publicly.
THEmichaelscarn12
"Fred I'm pregnant."
wigwagthenwam
Truly inspired dark comedy - plus one, best of today!
DoritoErgoSum
Brilliant
i now always associate Harry with that word
Hahahaha
Imalwaysready
Yep. He never should have gotten near that office. And should have lost by 25M. That he survived so long AND gained 7M votes is a warning.
I really thought his base was small and other wouldn’t fall for it in 2016. I was ready to be disappointed again this week.
People are acting like we “won,” even as the Dems lost seats in the House and most state legislatures and trump gained 7M votes. We eked >
out a win—a very important win granted—but victory is a LONG way off and will require sustained, ongoing engagement for years.
blackrosesheart
We should recount every single person who didn't vote Trump but voted for his fascist enablers in the Senate.
stoicgoof
Some of those ran unopposed unfortunately
FakePlasticTreehugger
How about the c.8 Million people who didn't vote for him in 2016, saw the last 4 years and voted for him anyway.
faultysage
Mitch has about 100K fewer votes than Trump in KY. McGrath has about 45K more votes than Biden.
Trump is stupid, Mitch is evil. That's the only thing I can think of.
It suggests to me that GOP wasn't defecting from Trump, rather he seemed to have even MORE support than from the party. Very disheartening.
I checked a few other races where Trump and a GOP Senator run, they all follow the pattern.
Interesting...
The Libertarian candidates seemed to have sapped a lot from the GOP in the Senate races compared to the Presidential.
SomeDetroitGuy
"Grab 'em by the pussy", shitting on John McCain, making fun of the disabled reporter, calling for innocent children to be put to death,
darren535
Good God, what a long list
dragonraven13
Impeached. Or all of the countless, countless lying he does to Americans.
waitfiveoatmeal
We didn't start the fire
WillTheFifth
It was always burning since the world's been turning.
confanity
How about his very first tax evasion?
HillStreet
Don't forget the "suckers and losers" comment he made in relation to deceased service men and women.
hotdognachos69
Your entire thread is remarkable and I appreciate it, I'm just gonna throw some sauce on it:
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-complete-listing-so-far-atrocities-1-967
That link above: his atrocities are being catalogued, sourced, and REMEMBERED.
RichardJohnsonMD
Holy shit.
Ilikechicken74
Thats good spaghetti
legal immigrant kids in cages separated from their legal immigrant parents, tear gassing priests, ordering police riots, aiding a virus that
killed hundreds of thousands of Americans and destroyed our economy, soliciting a bribe from Ukraine, laundering money from his campaign to
his personal business, violating the emollients clause on a daily basis, inviting foreign interference into our elections, lying on a daily
basis about everything, violating every protection of the entire Bill of Rights including the 3rd Amendment- how the fuck did he manage that
fatalconfidence
Literally looked up the third amendment and cracked up because I forgot about the hotel omg.
his refusal to denounce white nationalism, his kind words for the child rapist women who helped him rape children, Epstein dying under
adventureanna
This. One.
lukebagpiper2
Instant anger. Every time. How we let it get past this and the pussy grabbing comments I'll never understand.
RICHARDJOKES
This made me so god damn mad when I saw it. Any time ANYONE backed him after this I would show them and ask how they could support that.
makeSX
CthuluChan
Grab em by the pussy
Stormycakes
Anyone else old enough to remember when Howard Dean screamed like a pterodactyl and then lost all the primaries?
beez428
Wasn't THAT long ago
He was a Democrat. Democrats have to be perfect.
APM418
How about when Dan Quayle couldn't spell "Potato"
harllop
Why is this comment so hysterical!? Lol but yes, I remember!
bigtegridy228
AND WERE GONNA GO TO MICHIGAN!
DanteHicks79
AND THEN THE WHITE HOUSE!!
LovepieCreampuff1031
BYYAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
altonbrowndeserveshisownmemefuckyouifyoudisagree
I actually have a hard upvoting that gif because it’s so disgusting. I’m still baffled.
JayEnfield
Every Asshole thing he got away with validated the Asshole way of life, and Assholes LOVE him for it.
I get that.
I did to make sure to use one with the news headline.
charlietrundlethegreat
Dude you're hard watching this? People have the strangest kinks. JC
/s
coledraven636
You have a WHAT
Shoot! Yeah, “time” not “on”. That makes a big difference
TK421isAFK
Yes, but I think upvoting it is like writing it into history books and Wikipedia. It's important for future people to know who he truly was.
toffeecoffee
Then they should update the DSM-5 as well for context.
"Absolute narcissism" is already covered in it.
MainlyHereForTheSpellingAndPuns
What were the Trumpists' justification for his actions on this one?
Stitchabarger
Fake News
mrmayortheiv
Ignore it
Fuck the weak, give me mine... I guess.
Itslukus
The same one for racism
HighSorcerer
"Haha, take that The Libs!"
SyiLocan
That he wasn't specificly mocking the reporter's disability. He mocks plenty of people like that. Yes, I'm serious, that was the defense.
Oh wow.
itsthevoiceman
And this is my response to their horseshit: https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/jq4v4m/its_time_to_laugh_giggle/gbn3400/
Retrikaethan
every time the cheeto opened his mouth in the past decade should have disqualified him entirely.
SometimesISayDumbShit
At least half a dozen I can think of
DrZoidberg42
That it going to make a great History Channel special.
Callmehank
He never should've even had a chance in hell from the beginning.
DownUnderDanny
Shigbeard
You could probably rewrite the lyrics to "We didn't start the fire" for him
kootiepatra
It is an absolute disgrace that 45 ever got within spitting distance of the *nomination*, never mind the *presidency*.
JinxRocks
All of his failed businesses, bankruptcies, past lawsuits of racism and fraud. He shoulda been in prison 20 years ago.
thatsmyfetish69
Grab them by the pussy
FlyingTigerRose
That would be every single fucking day for the past 4 years.
billdozer86
That'll take longer than it took Nevada to count votes.
ThailandExpress
Endocrom
ace5762
If Joe leads Arizona by at least 0.1% once the full count is done, no number of legally available recounts can change the outcome.
diedrichm0319360
I still want to see him hit 306. Over 300 is a no contest IMO
SirBonSama
But Drumpf said he won by a lot and that none of Democrat votes count because they didn't vote for him!
Xander77777
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-complete-listing-so-far-atrocities-1-964 (though I'd separate it into shit he's done vs shit he said
Autittuderp
There REALLY needs to be a CV with some knowledge of government. Whether in law or politics in SOME capacity. This is a HUGE job. A CV with
Autittuderp
No experience, that's utter bullshit.
Khaliania
It should be a test, about how government works and the results should be shared publicly.
THEmichaelscarn12
"Fred I'm pregnant."
wigwagthenwam
Truly inspired dark comedy - plus one, best of today!
DoritoErgoSum
Brilliant
THEmichaelscarn12
DanWilbur
Hahahaha
Imalwaysready
Yep. He never should have gotten near that office. And should have lost by 25M. That he survived so long AND gained 7M votes is a warning.
DanWilbur
I really thought his base was small and other wouldn’t fall for it in 2016. I was ready to be disappointed again this week.
Imalwaysready
People are acting like we “won,” even as the Dems lost seats in the House and most state legislatures and trump gained 7M votes. We eked >
Imalwaysready
out a win—a very important win granted—but victory is a LONG way off and will require sustained, ongoing engagement for years.
blackrosesheart
We should recount every single person who didn't vote Trump but voted for his fascist enablers in the Senate.
stoicgoof
Some of those ran unopposed unfortunately
FakePlasticTreehugger
How about the c.8 Million people who didn't vote for him in 2016, saw the last 4 years and voted for him anyway.
faultysage
Mitch has about 100K fewer votes than Trump in KY. McGrath has about 45K more votes than Biden.
FakePlasticTreehugger
Trump is stupid, Mitch is evil. That's the only thing I can think of.
faultysage
It suggests to me that GOP wasn't defecting from Trump, rather he seemed to have even MORE support than from the party. Very disheartening.
faultysage
I checked a few other races where Trump and a GOP Senator run, they all follow the pattern.
FakePlasticTreehugger
Interesting...
faultysage
The Libertarian candidates seemed to have sapped a lot from the GOP in the Senate races compared to the Presidential.
SomeDetroitGuy
"Grab 'em by the pussy", shitting on John McCain, making fun of the disabled reporter, calling for innocent children to be put to death,
darren535
Good God, what a long list
dragonraven13
Impeached. Or all of the countless, countless lying he does to Americans.
waitfiveoatmeal
We didn't start the fire
WillTheFifth
It was always burning since the world's been turning.
confanity
How about his very first tax evasion?
HillStreet
Don't forget the "suckers and losers" comment he made in relation to deceased service men and women.
hotdognachos69
Your entire thread is remarkable and I appreciate it, I'm just gonna throw some sauce on it:
hotdognachos69
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-complete-listing-so-far-atrocities-1-967
hotdognachos69
That link above: his atrocities are being catalogued, sourced, and REMEMBERED.
RichardJohnsonMD
Holy shit.
Ilikechicken74
Thats good spaghetti
SomeDetroitGuy
legal immigrant kids in cages separated from their legal immigrant parents, tear gassing priests, ordering police riots, aiding a virus that
SomeDetroitGuy
killed hundreds of thousands of Americans and destroyed our economy, soliciting a bribe from Ukraine, laundering money from his campaign to
SomeDetroitGuy
his personal business, violating the emollients clause on a daily basis, inviting foreign interference into our elections, lying on a daily
SomeDetroitGuy
basis about everything, violating every protection of the entire Bill of Rights including the 3rd Amendment- how the fuck did he manage that
fatalconfidence
Literally looked up the third amendment and cracked up because I forgot about the hotel omg.
SomeDetroitGuy
his refusal to denounce white nationalism, his kind words for the child rapist women who helped him rape children, Epstein dying under
faultysage
adventureanna
This. One.
lukebagpiper2
Instant anger. Every time. How we let it get past this and the pussy grabbing comments I'll never understand.
RICHARDJOKES
This made me so god damn mad when I saw it. Any time ANYONE backed him after this I would show them and ask how they could support that.
makeSX
CthuluChan
Grab em by the pussy
Stormycakes
Anyone else old enough to remember when Howard Dean screamed like a pterodactyl and then lost all the primaries?
beez428
Wasn't THAT long ago
faultysage
He was a Democrat. Democrats have to be perfect.
APM418
How about when Dan Quayle couldn't spell "Potato"
harllop
Why is this comment so hysterical!? Lol but yes, I remember!
bigtegridy228
AND WERE GONNA GO TO MICHIGAN!
DanteHicks79
AND THEN THE WHITE HOUSE!!
LovepieCreampuff1031
BYYAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
altonbrowndeserveshisownmemefuckyouifyoudisagree
I actually have a hard upvoting that gif because it’s so disgusting. I’m still baffled.
JayEnfield
Every Asshole thing he got away with validated the Asshole way of life, and Assholes LOVE him for it.
faultysage
I get that.
faultysage
I did to make sure to use one with the news headline.
charlietrundlethegreat
Dude you're hard watching this? People have the strangest kinks. JC
charlietrundlethegreat
/s
coledraven636
You have a WHAT
altonbrowndeserveshisownmemefuckyouifyoudisagree
Shoot! Yeah, “time” not “on”. That makes a big difference
TK421isAFK
Yes, but I think upvoting it is like writing it into history books and Wikipedia. It's important for future people to know who he truly was.
toffeecoffee
Then they should update the DSM-5 as well for context.
TK421isAFK
"Absolute narcissism" is already covered in it.
MainlyHereForTheSpellingAndPuns
What were the Trumpists' justification for his actions on this one?
Stitchabarger
Fake News
mrmayortheiv
Ignore it
altonbrowndeserveshisownmemefuckyouifyoudisagree
Fuck the weak, give me mine... I guess.
Itslukus
The same one for racism
HighSorcerer
"Haha, take that The Libs!"
SyiLocan
That he wasn't specificly mocking the reporter's disability. He mocks plenty of people like that. Yes, I'm serious, that was the defense.
MainlyHereForTheSpellingAndPuns
Oh wow.
itsthevoiceman
And this is my response to their horseshit: https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/jq4v4m/its_time_to_laugh_giggle/gbn3400/