vyst

575 pts ยท December 30, 2013


McSkillet, smeared across windshields for a limited time only!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Witness!!!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Natty light is a nice cheap express lane to quick drunkenness

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Goddamn this comment hits home

7 years ago | Likes 158 Dislikes 0

Is the sweat because it's like 100 degrees in Austin right now?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If she was really that nice, she'd sit on my face when i asked

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Help i need an adult

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Noice

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

There's probably 35 stores within 5 miles so it's cool

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The world's greatest ponzi scheme

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn alligator bit my hand off! Cut me down in my prime!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure that they even digitize the paper copies at the IRS but then again it's the government so...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Could literally write a basic database query to pull all the data

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can you just make me some chicken nuggets?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Trini lived up to that Asian woman driver stereotype

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Negative, Ramos!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What's up fellow QL TM

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I wish i had smoking hot teachers growing up. All i had was a bunch of old women.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 13

Witnessed

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As long as my packages arrive in 2 days for a reasonable price you keep doing you Jeff

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I *can* fap to this

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Depends on if he poos in the loo

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 7

lol @ rusty bullethole

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yea he pretty much just shook it off.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Enjoy your dickcheese.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

But is it faster than the Black Pearl?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They were at 120+ November 1. That's a huge drop from then to now.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

High school chicks man. I get older and they stay the same age...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Valentina is that real hot sauce.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stolen right out of We Rate Dogs.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1